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From: Valley Stream, NY, 11580
Registered: Oct 2004

posted October 26, 2004 12:59 AM         

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There is this remedy sold in health food stores and your local witch doctor. It is called Tahitian Noni Juice. It is derived from the Noni fruit cultivated in French Polynesia. Bottles cost around $20 to $40 depending on the retailer. The effects of this remedy are immediate and profound. Drinking 1 ounce a day (a shot) will rejuvinate your cells, detoxify your system, and promote a feeling of well being(happiness). There are no side effects and it is 100% natural and safe. I highly reccomend it to everyone who periodically suffers from anxiety, depression, hangovers,and low energy levels. It has also been medically proven (fact) to help dissipate cancer cells in patients without the aid of chemoptherapy, although combined would help alleviate the patient. I beleive comapred to westernized medicine,It is a wise alternative and has helped me so much in my quest for health. It is even safe to use on your pets! Although some investigation on the matter should be taken. Look it up. Tahitian NONI juice. A miracle!

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From: Vancouver USA
Registered: May 2004

posted October 26, 2004 07:50 PM         

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Cool. Thanks for posting about it.

Noni Juice sounds kinda nasty

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From: Ontario, Canada
Registered: Aug 2003

posted October 26, 2004 08:39 PM         

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I was just gonna say... Noni? Hee hee...

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From: the stars
Registered: Jun 2004

posted October 26, 2004 08:46 PM         

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From: The Boundless
Registered: Mar 2003

posted October 26, 2004 09:57 PM         

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Girls...I believe it's pronounced "Naw-nee."
Rhymes with Shawnee.

Like "Way down upon the Swanee River..."

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From: Ontario, Canada
Registered: Aug 2003

posted October 27, 2004 12:28 AM         

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Noni, noni, nooooooo-niiiiiii

Well, okay.... but it's still funny.

*clears throat* NUTRITIONALLY funny.

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