Posts: 6034
From: Vancouver USA
Registered: May 2004

posted August 06, 2005 12:45 AM         

---

Meat Scented

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE -- Bloomington, IN – August 3, 2005 -- Dog Condoms, Inc.
is announcing a voluntary recall of its Dog Condoms® canine prophylactics, due
to an unacceptable failure rate reported during preliminary release in test
markets. Use of these recalled condoms may result in unwanted canine pregnancies.
Additionally, meat-scented Dog Condoms® may present a choking hazard, especially
for smaller dogs.

Continued...

IP: Logged

Posts: 3031
From: Paradise
Registered: Mar 2004

posted August 06, 2005 01:56 AM         

---

they should probably clip their nails before trying to put those on....
its hard to teach an old dog new tricks!!!

IP: Logged

Posts: 5301
From: Ontario Canada
Registered: Jun 2005

posted August 06, 2005 03:58 AM         

---

are they meat flavoured for the dawgs who just wanna have oral fun with no risk?

I wonder if the dogs would also get turkey farts.

I often wonder about that

IP: Logged

Posts: 6034
From: Vancouver USA
Registered: May 2004

posted August 06, 2005 11:20 AM         

---

Now Pix, I know where this kind of talk leads you. Try to control your urges.

IP: Logged

Posts: 541
From: Missouri-Misery
Registered: Apr 2004

posted August 06, 2005 12:53 PM         

---

Hmm. People have WAY TO MUCH time on their idle hands!!!

IP: Logged

Posts: 2276
From: London, UK
Registered: May 2005

posted August 07, 2005 09:59 AM         

---

Remember, if there are no crazy people…how can we tell who’s “normal”

------------------
aka Neptune’s Mermaid, NM, WN, Nurse Neptune, Waternixie, Nepsnympe and deputy #6

“If you see me with a man understand that you can’t question me
The feelings that you caught ain’t my fault can’t help your jealousy”
- Xtina

IP: Logged

Posts: 867
From: Just left of center
Registered: May 2004

posted August 07, 2005 10:09 PM         

---

Ok...uh, I just had a really sick visual of some owner putting a condom on a dog.

IP: Logged

Posts: 932
From: somewhere out there
Registered: Apr 2004

posted August 07, 2005 11:09 PM         

---

damn my dog would have really loved those

------------------

And always I think where we might have gone If we'd never met inside this song
Our names are enciphered But the words became true
When I was the sun and you, you were the moon
And there were the stars That helped to navigate our souls

IP: Logged