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posted May 07, 2005 02:54 PM         

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Not really sure where to post this one, so I put it here.

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Semen moisturiser big in Mexico

A face moisturiser made out of semen has been launched in Mexico.

Porn star Lyn May, who is in her sixties, is behind the company producing the cream.

Mrs May swears that the Semen moisturizer is capable of erasing wrinkles and leaves skin soft.

She told Las Ultimas Noticias: "I select attractive young man and pay them for their semen that is mixed with honey and oats to create the moisturiser."

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http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1381407.html

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posted May 07, 2005 04:30 PM         

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You're kidding me , right?

This is hilarious!!!

What're they gonna do, hire men by the dozen? Or maybe plant fields of them and then pick the best ones ... maybe we can raid those and rescue the poor things!

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posted May 07, 2005 06:38 PM         

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Actually that IS an ancient recipe for a skin moisturizer. Flower extracts were often added too. I'm serious! Crocodile dung was used for birth control.There were many other cures, creams, and so forth, we may think strange. Even now there are medicines made from urine, blood, etc., from both humans and animals.
Oh yeah, maggots of certain flies cure wound infections. Leeches prevent gangrene. And the list goes on!

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posted May 07, 2005 07:41 PM         

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LibraSparkle!
After the burrito post and your biscuits and gravy...I'm not touching this one! Especially since I live on the border!

That's why the ladies in various kinds of movies seem to be REALLY enjoying their treatments! Gosh, I thought it had something to do with sex! I have a dirty mind, I should go into time-out!

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posted May 07, 2005 08:00 PM         

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I like how she said she selects "attractive young men".
Oh thank God, because if they were ugly, I wouldnt touch the stuff.

ROFL

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posted May 07, 2005 09:34 PM         

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At least it is human seamen! I hears it is good for the skin if you take it internally also. my boyfriend told me that. lol

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posted May 07, 2005 10:02 PM         

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yes bluemoon,

back home in the rural areas, whenever girls start breaking out with acne, their mothers start whispering,

"get her married....her skin will get better...she needs to be laid"

and its also medically true becoz, some acne breakouts occur due to hormonal imbalances in females. when u get semen...hormones get more balanced, and skin = better

lol

yes....im an expert on way too much sex-related stuff,

was married to an oversexed virgo

Love
SG

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posted May 08, 2005 12:36 AM         

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They made fun of this stuff on SNL during the weekend update!

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posted May 08, 2005 03:37 AM         

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They may have thought that semen stopped breakouts but it's a load of nonsense. Actually male hormones provoke breakouts in women and hair growth. Saying that, semen is a natural lubricant I suppose though I'd worry about the health implications of using it from an unkown donor.

Gia

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posted May 08, 2005 04:18 AM         

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Yeah I'm right with you Gia!

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"The dream was always running ahead of me. To catch up, to live for a moment in unison with it, that was the miracle." Anais Nin

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posted May 08, 2005 04:34 AM         

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gia that is only if once agian like i said the male hormones are 'too much' and imbalanced in the female body.

many acne creams etc. are meant to balance hormones and thus reduce acne.

if the woman already has too much male hormone that can make her break out

but if she has too little that can make her break out and in that case semen would help clear her skin

im pretty sure its not BS....i come from a family of dr.s and thats what they all say unanimously

Love
SG

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posted May 08, 2005 05:34 AM         

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Semen moisturiser big in Mexico

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whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

Bet guys in Mexico are loving that one.. "Cmon senorita, I know it looks bad, I know it tastes bad but hey it's good for you "

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posted May 08, 2005 07:29 AM         

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Quick I need a bucket!!

If you ladies are having skin problems
http://www.dermalogica.com/default2.asp?region=?&location=?
Or just try Space NK.

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posted May 08, 2005 11:11 AM         

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I tried it once and it felt good (better than swallowing anyhow - ha ha) xxx

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posted May 08, 2005 12:45 PM         

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I was told that semen, when squirted directly on the tongue also has great youth sustaining properties.

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posted May 08, 2005 02:07 PM         

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Hey Marcia, wonderful piece of info - my husband will be delighted LOL XX

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posted May 08, 2005 03:25 PM         

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i can just see million of sperms doing construction on someones faces....lol

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posted May 08, 2005 04:48 PM         

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tee hee...

That is a funny thought!

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posted May 08, 2005 07:21 PM         

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HAHAHA!!!!

I highly doubt this actually reduces wrinkles and the such. It would definitly make women more attractive to men if they did that.

lol bluemoon!

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posted May 08, 2005 07:58 PM         

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There was a study a few years back that said women who swallow don't aquire an allergic reaction to semen, and have less miscarriages. The first may be true, but the second never worked for me.
Also any ideas why everyone tastes different, or even why the same person's flavor varies? God if only it would really flavor it more, like give a guy some raspberry Stolies like an hour before, or peppermint schnapps! heh heh

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posted May 09, 2005 12:57 AM         

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Vegetarians taste better.

I had a converation about this literally last week!!!
How very strange.
I was talking to my friend, and he said he had a gal who wanted him to spunk on her face so she could reap the benefits, apparently she said it was good for the skin.
I am in the skincare industry, and haven't been to any seminars on the benefits of semen, topically or internally.....
Not that it can't be valid...
I just told my friend she probably wanted him to think she was 'wild', or memorable.. either that or it was a nice ( albeit strange) way of getting out of swallowing.
Maybe I'll try rubbing it in more.

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posted May 09, 2005 01:05 AM         

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"spunk on her face"

MAO

Good to have you back pix.

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posted May 09, 2005 09:46 AM         

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Can I help it if I am spunky?????

Good to be back!!!!

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posted May 09, 2005 02:15 PM         

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I love the word "Spunk", what does MAO mean 26 xx

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posted May 09, 2005 04:01 PM         

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L-augh M-y A-ss O-ff

Is what it means....
You're a spunky one, aren't you, Sue?

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