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LEXX
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posted February 06, 2009 03:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LEXX     Edit/Delete Message

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5= 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far a$s kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there,

its the Bull$hit and

A$s kissing that will put you over the top.


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darkdreamer
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posted February 06, 2009 03:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for darkdreamer     Edit/Delete Message
That`s bloody brilliant! Not too mention absolutely funny. ROFL

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Peri
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posted February 06, 2009 04:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Peri     Edit/Delete Message

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katatonic
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posted February 06, 2009 05:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for katatonic     Edit/Delete Message
hence the saying "attitude is everything" and the assessment of ******** as "too much"...and ass-kissing would be "over the top"!!

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