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Topic: Humor in Astrology
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raj_105_2001
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posted October 23, 2002 12:03 PM
  
I have found very little Humor columns in Astrology. I found it in www.astrologyforthesoul.com but nowhere else.
If Scientists wanted to study Astrology...
Aries - Teleporter
Taurus - Hard Disk
Gemini - Speakers
Cancer - Mouse
Leo - CPU
Virgo - S-elf Programming Computer
Libra - Machine in the Ghost
Scorpio - Cryptic Computer
Saggitarius - Question Bomb
Capricorn - Rule Engine
Aquarius - True Random Numbers (No computer can generate numbers at random)
Pisces - Recycle Bin IP: Logged |
Lost Leo
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posted October 23, 2002 12:40 PM
that's good, lolIP: Logged |
MARY
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posted October 23, 2002 05:17 PM
I like that... Too funny.  IP: Logged |
taj
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posted October 24, 2002 03:53 AM
hehIP: Logged |
Archer
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posted July 09, 2004 10:48 AM
hehe! that pisces one was funny!IP: Logged |
astro junkie
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posted July 09, 2004 04:09 PM
How about if Car Mechanics study astrology? See what everyone can come up with, it could be fun. Or come up with any other fields, like golf, dancing, fishing, etc.This will be fun! Be creative everyone... IP: Logged |
Archer
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posted July 11, 2004 11:54 PM
welcome fellow indian------------------
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pixelpixie
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posted July 12, 2004 01:27 AM
*whispers*
But honey, that was from 2002. I don't think 'welcome' is called for, more like "Come back."  IP: Logged |
Archer
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posted July 12, 2004 02:24 AM
oh! lol! i never bothered to check when it was from! haha. that was funny. thanks for pointit out pixelpixie------------------
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astro junkie
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posted July 12, 2004 08:50 AM
Ok - screeeeew it.... I'll start:::Car Mechanic::: Aries - gasoline
Taurus - upolstery
Gemini - dash bulbs
Cancer - brakes
Leo - paint job
Virgo - air deodorant
Libra - adjustable seats
Scorpio - adjustable mirrors
Sagittarius - shock absorbers
Capricorn - insurance
Aquarius - spark plugs
Pisces - evidence of previous crashes See? Wasn't that fun? ------------------
it's better to light a candle than curse the darkness... IP: Logged |
Nackie
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posted July 12, 2004 10:46 AM
Ok A.J., here's my go:Being in the Garden you will find the following signs doing the following things (please take with a bit of humour!): Aries: weed-whacking (by hand) taurus: lounging in the sun sipping specially mixed mandarine-cinnamon-iced tea gemini: doing her emails online on her w-lan dsl internet connection while the radio is blasting and she is talking on her cordless cancer: quietly sobbing in the furthest corner of the garden that the magnolia has lost all her lovely blooms. leo: taking the ladies lunch group on a tour through her garden, explaining what a *treasure* her gardener is, and soo cute! virgo: planting tomatoes, wearing rubber gloves and a big straw hat, thankful for the solitude. libra: lawnmower in hand, contemplating whether it is unjust to cut those little blades of grass, as they have never hurt anyone. On the other hand, they DO look better short... scorpio: armed with a b.b. gun and a mole-hole stopper, she gets ready to blast the little buggers that dare to throw up mounds of dirt in her pristine grass. saggitarius: planting the flower bed ungloved, unhatted, with thousands of scrapes and cuts from various roses and utensils, talking at loudest volume to the next door lady, who stopped listening two hours ago. capricorn: going behind the saggitarius to redo all the flowers, cut off all the leaves and blooms that fell victim to saggies' clumsiness and generally thinking that no one these days really is able to plant a garden properly. aquarius: installing the super-duper new electronic pondscum sucker that only uses half the electricity and scumsucks twice as fast as the old one. pisces: sets the little table with a doll service for tea for the garden fairies.
Well now, that took a while!
Nackie
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posted July 13, 2004 03:20 AM
Ok, that not everybody thinks that's funny, I can understand that--but NObody? *pout* I put a lot of time into that lolNackie IP: Logged |
BlueRoamer
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posted July 13, 2004 03:25 AM
I liked the sag and cap ones, i could identify with those, the sag one made me lolIP: Logged |
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posted July 13, 2004 09:11 AM
Me too  ========================================== Soon to be Sheaa Olein
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Saturn's Child
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posted July 13, 2004 04:21 PM
Nackie...they were all great! But, Libra and Cappy were the best!!!!
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posted July 13, 2004 08:35 PM
Nackie, I thought they were all pretty good!! hahahahaha!IP: Logged |
pixelpixie
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posted July 13, 2004 10:26 PM
Well thought out. They were all very good.
I for one, hate those bloody moles and try to shoot at everyone! Especially those crazy kids who think they own the yard. Okay, I liked them all but mine,( I am used to that Scorpio perception) but I did see the humour in it.* I would have commented before, but I wasn't here all day!* IP: Logged |
Nackie
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posted July 14, 2004 04:06 AM
Hehe Pixie, but that was the fun, to make everything so very stereotypical lol. I for one do NOT have a w-lan connection--not yet anyways. DSL in place, got the laptop ready...hmmm...maybe it's not too far off lol. BTW, I didn't mean scorps shoot at everyone, just the moles digging up the beautiful garden  How's the weather at home, it really sucks here...Nicky is onto countdown--7 more sleeps till he flies home lol Nackie IP: Logged |
Isis
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posted July 14, 2004 04:46 AM
 That Scorp one was funny - I would definitely take the commando approach to killing things in my garden that aren't supposed to be there. Although I don't think I could kill a small fuzzy animal w/ a firearm unless it attacked me first (Cancer rising coming through perhaps?). But if you could shoot aphids and mealy bugs, I'd be out there w/ a RPG  ------------------
“The good things which belong to prosperity are to be wished, but the good things that belong to adversity are to be admired.” Seneca IP: Logged |
pixelpixie
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posted July 14, 2004 09:18 AM
Nackie~
Yeah! The weather has been un-summerlike for a long time! But as of late, it is getting sticky and humid, and very hot! Last night we had a beautiful storm, the thunder and flashes of lightening seemed to light up the entire room, it even came through my closed bedroom shutters. Storms excite me, so while I should have been sleeping, I was wondering at the electricity and marvelling at how it seemed the lightening was right outside my window. Today, it is wet.
Only a few ( about five ) more weekends of 'patio weather' until Autumn. I love Autumn, but I feel a little gyped by this wierd summer. ( except I will be twenty-eight this Autumn, welcome Saturn return.*sigh*)
He'll have a great time!!! And so will you. *moving, right? Ick.. maybe not.**If I could shoot the bloody earwigs, I would.. they are so into everything, and totally gross me out with the wiggly wierd pincer bodies. I don't mind if they are around, but it is spine-tingling and gross to know they will just walk all over you, not caring. *squish*
Personal space! Personal space!! IP: Logged |
Nackie
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posted July 14, 2004 05:05 PM
you guys crack me up!btw, the scorpio and the saggie ones are my personal faves lol. The cappy one comes from an 8 year marriage to a cappy. I'm pretty sure it is dead on. lol Nackie P.S. Pixie, if it just weren't for the actual MOVE! I love getting into the new house, redecorating etc. But I'm hoping we'll be there a few years, in 8 years of marriage, this is our 7th!!! move! ugh ugh ugh. OTOH (libra asc??), the houses just keep getting nicer and nicer lol Nackie IP: Logged |
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