posted November 13, 2002 02:47 PM              

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OK, girls, here's what you always needed: The guide to zodiac men - what to expect to hear in bed:

The Aries man: "Wham, bam, excuse me m'am!"
The Taurus man: "Hey, I didn't come yet.."
The Gemini man: "Let's talk."
The Cancer man: "Let's have dinner with my mum."
The Leo man: "Move that mirror please so that it mirrors the bed!"
The Virgo man: "What! Do you smoke?!!! In bed??!!"
The Libra man: Hasn't made it to bed yet, but will maybe, or maybe not, call to say he's late..
The Scorpio man: "Let's do it again..but this time in this position..."
The Sag man: "Let's fly to India"
The Capricorn man: "Now boss, can I have that promotion or what?"
The Aquarius man: "Can I bring my friends?"
The Pisces man: "Shall I rub your back instead?"

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posted November 13, 2002 03:16 PM              

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posted November 13, 2002 03:38 PM            

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posted November 13, 2002 04:12 PM              

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The Aquarius man: "Can I bring my friends?"

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ROFL

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posted November 14, 2002 08:50 AM              

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!Ha. I'm picturing the Vigro running around the room naked, desperately serching for something-anything to serve as an ashtray before you ash somewhere!

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posted November 14, 2002 10:05 AM              

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Can verify that at least for Virgos and Picses it CAN happen exactly like that.

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posted November 14, 2002 11:04 AM              

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posted November 14, 2002 02:03 PM            

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Welcome to Lindaland, Aen!

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posted November 15, 2002 12:59 AM              

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Ok this was too funny and on the dot! LOL!

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posted November 15, 2002 04:47 PM              

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posted November 15, 2002 05:15 PM              

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The Virgo thing happened to me. We both smoked but when we were sitting on the bed and I lit up, he got this disgusting look on his face and said, "You smoke in bed?"

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posted November 15, 2002 06:26 PM              

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Hysterical!! Only, I'm not so sure about the Taurus one. But (as far as I know)-others are definitely on the dot!!

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posted November 15, 2002 07:20 PM              

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Lost Leo

I'm kidding !
I'm a Leo also

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posted November 15, 2002 09:13 PM              

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Lost Leo...yes...us Leo's are a lot more "visual"....I like the mirrors too.

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posted November 16, 2002 01:31 AM              

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Oh geez, I'll testify to the Taurus one, at least w/ one of 'em.

The Cancer Man one might also be: "Don't get up, I want to keep cuddling."

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posted November 16, 2002 05:54 AM              

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And I was under the impression that Aquarians adored to see the act from all angels in the mirror, not Leos.
Ok, that was from my personal experience(s)

LOL
lette

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posted November 16, 2002 04:28 PM              

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Oh the Leo one couldn't be any more exact! In fact, I had de ja vu just reading it.

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posted November 19, 2002 03:14 AM              

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posted November 25, 2002 12:33 PM              

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Lost Leo
I have some Virgo (male) friends who smoke. I can say that common for them all is that they have created it into some kind of delicate art form. Funnyis that as if to balance this, they are particularly picky on what they eat or about exercises or something else.

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posted November 27, 2002 09:46 AM              

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Hi Guys,

The Libra is right on the nose...I'm Married to one. He might come to bed at 1am
2....3am. When he finally gets in bed it is nice though.Tee Hee Ha Ha

Cancer I dated one, always wanted to visit Mom....So that is a yes too.

My sister is married to a Sag and he is just freaky!!!!

Jaqueline love the pic, how'd you do that?

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posted November 27, 2002 12:19 PM              

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Lost Leo,
I know at least two virgos who are chain smokers. But for the record, one of them who was my friend, was considerate enough to extinguish his cigarette once he was around me.

lette

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posted December 07, 2002 07:49 AM              

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lol

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