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LoonyFish unregistered	posted August 17, 2003 02:55 AM Greetings ALL! I received this in an e-mail and had to share! How many members of your "SUN~SIGN" does it take to change a lightbulb? ARIES: Just one. You want to make something of it? TAURUS: One, but just try to convince them that the burned-out one is useless and should be thrown away. GEMINI: Two, but the job never gets done--they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done! CANCER: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process. LEO: Leos don't change lightbulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out. VIRGO: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth. LIBRA: Er, two. Or maybe one. No - on second thought, make that two. Is that OK with you? SCORPIO: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order. SAGITTARIUS: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out lightbulb? CAPRICORN: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes. AQUARIUS: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so..... PISCES: Lightbulb? What lightbulb? ------------------ "If immortality be untrue, it matters little whether anything else be true or not." - Buckle IP: Logged
lioneye68 unregistered	posted August 17, 2003 03:16 AM lmao at the Scorpio one and btw, I change lightbulbs. I don't like it, but I do it. They always seem to burn out when "the help" isn't in. IP: Logged
N_wEvil unregistered	posted August 17, 2003 04:54 AM Aqua one: IP: Logged
silverbells unregistered	posted August 17, 2003 05:38 AM That was so funny!!! Especially the Cancer one and the Scorpio one. IP: Logged
anafaery unregistered	posted August 17, 2003 06:41 AM how come theres no response vis a vis 'hmm... im too short, how bout you do it?' thats what i do all the time what, you think i wanna get on a chair? im asceered of heights!!!! OH NO! A MOUSE!!! jumps on chair whoops, now my covers blown. darnit. ------------------ where i end and you begin there's a gap in between there's a gap where we meet where i end and you begin and i'm sorry for us the dinosaurs roam the earth the sky turns green where i end and you begin i am up in the clouds i am up in the clouds and i can't and i can't come down IP: Logged
Lunargirl unregistered	posted August 17, 2003 12:40 PM Thanks, Loony! Actually Aries could aso read, "Of course I can do it myself!" Lunargirl IP: Logged
proxieme unregistered	posted August 17, 2003 01:30 PM Yep, I've seen that around b/f...it's eerily accurate re: this Fish, though. bumps into wall as she walks away...since the lightbulb is out IP: Logged
LoonyFish unregistered	posted August 17, 2003 05:57 PM Greetings ALL! Yep! I Love the Scorp one! I'm sure they were quoting my Cappy ex, too! But when his Scorp Moon was kicking, he routinely answered questions with "I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you!" I have to admit, it is right on this Fish, also! Gee! Why is it so dark in here? ------------------ "If immortality be untrue, it matters little whether anything else be true or not." - Buckle IP: Logged
endaphia unregistered	posted August 24, 2003 03:14 AM My reply for Gemini (Having a brother with the sign It never gets done. It's just one of those plans that sinks down the drain, along with joining the navy, the military, winning the lottery, owning an apartment building, working on a cruise ship, moving to another country to teach a foreign language they don't even speak... IP: Logged
endaphia unregistered	posted August 24, 2003 03:15 AM Ooh. I also have a different one for Aries: It'll get done, if you quit bothering me. Otherwise, watch out for a burned out UFO heading for your head. :P IP: Logged

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