posted February 01, 2004 05:51 PM            

Aries: Curly/wavy hair, weird about eye contact, pointed focused expression, high strung/tense energy.
Taurus: Blunted nose, square jaw, very exposed teeth when they smile, bulgy eyes, pointed ears.
Gemini: Fine bone structure and hair, darting eyes and head, responsive, sleek and almost "wet" looking appearance. (like a seal)
Cancer: Round face, expressive eyes, usually long arms in comparison to body, big chest, usually wavy hair, almost never thin.
Leo: Cute slightly flared nose, large wide eyes, amusing expression, usually tall, tend to wavy/curly hair, funny ears that stick out.
Virgo: big protruding jaw line, narrow clear eyes, good teeth and hair, often have high cheekbones, almost vacant expression.
Libra: well proportioned, women are usualy curvy, men are usually effiminate, symmetrical face, grace and charm, eyes that focus directly
Scorpio: (this ones easy), insect like appearance and movements, stange eyes that seem to lock on and pierce, teardrop head, teeth exposed like tauruses when smiling.
Saggitarius: Wide and high forehead, flared/wide nose, smaller eyes, grecian apperance, bigger lower half of body than upper half, can't sit still or look in once place very long.
Capricorn: Beady eyes, pointy ears, kind of elfish looking, nice hair and teeth, eyes kind of taper towards the ends, nose is usually pointed, square pointy jaw.
Aquarius: Big, sparkly eyes often wide set, usually tall, kind of strange looking but striking, usually very nice body.
PIsces: Upside down tear drop head, often googly eyes, weak chin and small mouth.

posted February 01, 2004 06:10 PM            

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Scorpio: (this ones easy), insect like appearance and movements, stange eyes that seem to lock on and pierce, teardrop head, teeth exposed like tauruses when smiling.

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posted February 01, 2004 06:59 PM              

I don't doubt you for one second when you say you do fairly well when guessing signs. I just don't know how you've done it with THOSE descriptions...

Yes, I guess signs too. I can narrow it down to 3 FOR SURE, and then 2, and then sometimes I get it and sometimes I don't.

.gloria

posted February 01, 2004 09:10 PM              

Taurus does not have bulgy eyes, but my Venus is Aries so I do have dark eyebrows, intense eye contact, and wavy bobbed hair. I would say I do smile a lot but not enough I am told but I do notice Aries women look a lot like me. Taureans and Libras also tend to be shorter than average and stockier.

posted February 01, 2004 11:34 PM              

When I spot an Aries, it's not usually their appearence that gives them away, but rather, the way they conduct themselves. They're usually high energy, on a mission of some sort, and have very little time for eye contact or small talk. They walk fast, get to the point immediately, and can seem a bit abrupt, as they're too sincere to humor anyone with superficial pleasantries. When they DO say something nice, it's genuine. They don't know how to be any other way.

Taurus, now they can be tricky. They can be big or small, tall or short, fat or skinny, but they always have a placid sort of lost look on their faces. When you get to talking to one, you find a rather serious person, who is somewhat unsure of themselves, but they know right from wrong, and they know how they want things to turn out. They have a undoubtable resolve about that, and they're very resourceful in making it so. They are not motivated by ego, but rather by a quest for security and comfort. They seem like Scorpios sometimes, in that they can dig in and be rather scathing and hurtful when attacked or provoked.

Geminis are hyper. They look around a room repeatedly during the course of a 2 minute conversation, their eyes non-emotional but seeming to anticipate something. "Who or What are are looking for?" Is what you want to ask them, but they'll just quickly say "nothing". Or, they may go into a long explaination of little scenarios they're watching develop, as they've figured out what's going on with everyone in the room. "This lady is angry at her husband because he's late, and she ordered the most expensive bottle of wine which she's drinking by herself. When it's empty, I'll bet she'll order another one because she's planning on putting it on his credit card anyway" "That couple over there just got engaged, and they're too worked up to eat. See? They haven't touched their food. If you ask me, she's exited and he's scared $*it-less! Ha Ha Ha!" And so it goes. Quite amusing really.

Cancers are hard to reach. They're quite guarded and take a while to feel safe enough to even speak beyond yes/no answers. When they do begin to open up, they'll talk about the matter at hand only, perhaps referring back to a past experience with a simular situation, and how they dealt with it then. If they start to talk about their loved ones, then you know they feel comfortable with you. They can be tight lipped, terse, completely without humor, and some have a furrowed brow that never seems to relax, but the real person underneath is usually a great big silly goofball, with a sentimental side as wide as the moon itself.

posted February 02, 2004 01:35 AM            

Lioneye~ Good job! I totally agree with the Gemini observation! I was out with my Gem Girlfriend the other night, and I watched her, she was SO like that!

posted February 02, 2004 02:13 AM              

We are only second to Geminis in how fast our thoughts move..just look at the eyes.

The insect-like theory on Scorps?...sorry, I dont think so.

posted February 02, 2004 09:32 AM              

Seems to me someone is watching too many Sci-fi movies . . .

posted February 02, 2004 11:01 AM            

I was thinking more about interpreting signs.....
There is Understanding Vs. Diagnosis.And I am sure some sub-categories too.
Diagnosis is a set of hard traits. They are stoic and pre-determined. They leave no room for error. Cold hard facts. You either have them or you don't. This is a category most people are familiar with. You read somehing, furthering your knowledge. That's the way it is. The problem with diagnosis is that nothing in the world is ever the same. Everything evolves.

posted February 02, 2004 04:35 PM            

It seems that people don't like my methods for picking out people's signs, so i decided to write up a more sincere and less insulting version:

Aries: Eyes, nose, ears, and sometimes even a mouth.

Taurus: Usually a midget, smells like hay or poop, responds to something you said 5 minutes after you said it, often found staring blankly at a wall or grazing in a field.

Gemini: Large beak constantly makes sounds but they are unintelligible, bright colorful plumage, has two heads, also is that guy driving like an idiot on his cell phone.

Cancer: Enormous fat belly, sometimes carries a spiky club, only has two fingers on each hand.

Leo: Usually yelling or looking in a mirror, drives really fast, eats lots of deer carcasses.

Virgo: A walking shell without a soul, pretty much a walking corpse, their flesh may or may not be rotting away.

Libra: Pretends to like you but really likes no one, the men are women and the women are men (just like german women and french men), has a huge metal apparatus coming out of the rear end, most are borederline psychotic.

Scorpio: Big horns, red skin, pointy tail, usually carries a picthfork, lower forms are slimy to the touch.

Sagitarius: Halo, wings, bright golden aura, always beautiful and kind.

Capricorn: Bad posture, sometimes drag their head behind them when they walk, hooved feet, whines a lot, overall very weak.

Aquarius: Has a telephone pole fixed on the head, talks to people who aren't there but never to people who are, wathces tv in a movie theatre.

Pisces: A giant mass of gelatinous goo that clings to its nearest host, usually smell like the ocean due to lack of bathing, often found flushing themselves down a toilet.

Hope you guys enjoyed!!!!