posted April 24, 2004 06:59 AM              

I was cracking up so bad that my husband huffed and pouted and took his magazine into the bedroom to leave, giving me a heartfelt glare at my rudeness lol

He gives interpretations for all the signs, serious interps, but with a very humourous edge. For me, a gemini, he writes:

"Walmart after midnight: One word -- exhausting. A Gemini is "hell-on-wheels" when it comes to going into the super discount late night store. Nothing is safe. They will play with the toys in the children's department, they will take a quick spin through the clothes, maybe try on some shoes, ask questions of the poor late staff people, and keep on going. This place is less of a store and more of a playground. Of course, a Gemini frequently approaches life that way. "

Or my dear, lively, loud, exhausting saggy son:

Grocery store: Shopping for more mundane food stuffs with a Sagittarius is a bit of a drag because it's so pedestrian. However, if you can get your Sagittarius into the grocery store, you're up for a good ride because it's fun. Sagittarius is the sign that turns the shopping cart into a skateboard. Sag will also knock over the row of cans, upset the displays, and generally make a nuisance of himself except that everyone present will find it comical. One line I've heard before, at the grocery store, "I've never seen some one your age ride on a cart like that..." and that's a typical response. It's a lot like going to the store with a child in tow. Just be careful you don't let your Sag loose in the cereal department because he's just got to have some of the latest market driven cereal, something that is all sugar and no nutrition. Just surrender and enjoy the adventure.

Too right! LOL Read them!

Nackie

posted April 24, 2004 07:22 AM              

"Bait:
Minnow with 3-D eyes -- This is going to come as a bit of a surprise, but the Libra target fish needs to feel like its bait has soul. And what better way to show soul with the eyes, those little things poets call windows to the soul? When you select a lure for a Libra, be extra careful about color combinations, too. Avoid garish and tacky colors, tending towards delicate shades of blue with silver or golden scales. And eyes, nice eyes, realistic, 3-D eyes."

BWAAAAA!!!! Too hilarious!!!

Thanks for that link Nackie. I'll get a lot of fun out of it.

.gloria