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astro junkie
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posted November 04, 2004 03:54 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"... Yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift that is why we call it the present!.. "

from a rep in j yo

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astro junkie
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posted November 04, 2004 05:09 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

ACT 1 - (a'la "Truth or Dare")

"The Open Road"

well
today is when i got confirmation
that the open road is before me
getting me to wash my hair
shave
and wax
is another story
plus i just got my period
home will do for a few more days

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astro junkie
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posted November 04, 2004 07:39 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'll try to fast forward this >>>>>>

Yes, before any long journey, one must prepare. Now. Preparation can be very boring, but you cannot be prepared unless you decide right now to be a team player. Support the other players when you can, lose your temper whenever you feel like it, someone will come along and smooth things out if it's worthwhile.

If you are not ready right now, go back and wait in the Caravan.

So -

#1 - You must be ready to prepare.

PS: I'm not done preparing yet.

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astro junkie
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posted November 05, 2004 06:05 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
... (this is valued as officially ACT 2) ...

I'll pay anyone 1,000 fake monopoly money if they can guess what I did last night.

* NOTE ::: Members of this forum and all those related are the ONLY ones elible to answer this question.

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sassygrrrl
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posted November 05, 2004 10:14 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hmmmm...Does it involve anything animal, vegetable, or mineral?

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astro junkie
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posted November 05, 2004 10:20 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
THANK you for playing along Sassy -

step right up folks
guess the fat lady's weight
and watch the midget fly with the monkeys

None of the above. Yet one could argue all the above.

Here's a clue - I can't wait to see Natasha's reaction.

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sassygrrrl
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posted November 05, 2004 10:56 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

lol I have no idea, so I guess color me clueless.

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astro junkie
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posted November 06, 2004 12:31 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Yeah -

It doesn't surprise me ...

It's like, Astro Junkie? Could be anything! You never know with that girl!

OK -

I'm not exactly torn between two lovers, although it would be nice to be stretched out like OliveOil - between Bruno & Popeye .... Hmmmmm ...

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a cheeseburger today?

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future_uncertain
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posted November 06, 2004 01:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for future_uncertain     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
It wasn't something like three-way chili, was it?!

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astro junkie
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posted November 06, 2004 01:46 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Actually, I prefer the 5-way - hold the onions ...

But thank you for playing
try your luck at the 'sink a bum' cage

"Like the latest fashion
Like a spreading disease
The kids are strappin'
on their way to the classroom
Getting weapons
with the greatest of ease

The gangs stake their own campus locales
And if they catch you slippin'
then it's all over pal
If one guy's colors
and the other's don't mix
They're gonna bash it up

Hey man!
you talkin' back to me?
Take him out
You gotta keep 'em separated
Hey man!
you disrespecting me?
Take him out
You gotta keep 'em separated

Hey they don't pay no mind
If you're under 18
you won't be doing any time
Hey come out and play

By the time you hear the siren
It's already too late
One goes to the morgue
and the other to jail
One guy's wasted
and the other's a waste

It goes down the same as a thousand before
No one's getting smarter
No one's learning the score
Your never ending spree
of death a violence and hate
Is gonna tie your own rope"

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future_uncertain
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posted November 12, 2004 03:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for future_uncertain     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Are you still on tour, AJ? Haven't heard much from you lately!

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astro junkie
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posted November 13, 2004 08:22 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
... oh, of course I am ...

Had a little run-in during dress rehearsals. Make-up people got powder in my eyes ...

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astro junkie
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posted November 21, 2004 10:01 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Well now, if anyone's been on a World Tour before, you'll know about the dudes (or dudettes) your agent tends to hire - and for those who have no clue what I'm talking about, welcome to the world of showbiz.

So of course, everyone's waiting for that major event which will trigger something in me in order that everything will fall into place, and then I realize, they haven't been me for yet a day.

Good-bye's are a biatch.

------------------
... it's better to light a candle than curse the darkness

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astro junkie
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posted November 22, 2004 01:01 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
OK -

Since that last posting, I've split open my shin, a scar I'm proud of since it was created by the unforeseen coquina rock, and cured by pure saltwater. Anyone find any mermaid sonique's on eBay, give me a shout out.

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astro junkie
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posted November 22, 2004 01:52 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Africa & Isreal are off the list for sure.

http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/ns/news/story.jsp?id=2004112112460002352783&dt=20041121124600&w=RTR&coview=

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ipr
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posted November 22, 2004 02:45 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
eeeewwwww

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sthenri
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posted November 22, 2004 03:34 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Midgets fly with monkeys? Okay there are Geminis involved right?

You are in a flying mood,

Natasha

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Aphrodite
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posted November 22, 2004 08:31 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Ouch. Hope you're alright. Have you gone to the doctor to get it checked out? Guess traveling is out of the question for now.

Aphrodite

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astro junkie
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posted November 22, 2004 01:55 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Ummmm.....

You must not be a seafarer mate ...

The takover happened long ago ....


(MEMO?)

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astro junkie
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posted November 22, 2004 04:36 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
DAY TWO -


Becoming used to sh!tty eye vision ...

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astro junkie
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posted November 23, 2004 02:29 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Entry ::

Movers never showed up, so I'm gonna start myself today.

I'll probably box up things I absolutely must have in my life, and put that into storage. The rest, including most furniture, stays for someone else to deal with.

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