posted February 22, 2005 06:05 PM              

How many Taurians does it take to change a lightbulb?: One, but just try to
convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.

How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb?: Two, but the job never
gets done-they just keep discussing who is supposed to do it and how it's
supposed to be done!

How many Cancers does it take to change a lightbulb?: Just one. But it takes
a therapist three years to help them through the grieving process.

How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?: Leos don't change light
bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for
them while they're out.

How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?: Approximately 1.000000
with an error of +/- 1 millionth

How many Libras does it take to change a lightbulb?: Er, two. Or maybe one.
No, on second thought, make that two. Is that OK with you?

How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?: That information is
strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star
Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.

How many Sags does it take to change a lightbulb?: The sun is shining, the
day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside
worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

How many Caps does it take to change a lightbulb?: I don't waste my time
with these childish jokes.

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?: Well, you have to
remember that everything is energy, so....

How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb?: Light bulb? What
light bulb?