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The Mutable Night Force Knowflake Posts: 122 From: England Registered: Oct 2009	posted June 28, 2005 04:40 PM Hehe yeah, I know, you already said so! That would be cool. But then, what's wrong with Virgo? lol It means you get the respect of Virgos, or something. I read somewhere that the sign your ascendant's in often has a secret desire to be like you. Which is pretty admirable to get that off Virgos such as myself. Glad you're not younger me other wise I would have lost my youngest member title would have been revoked! IP: Logged
Battle of Evermore Newflake Posts: 0 From: Registered: Dec 2010	posted June 28, 2005 04:48 PM "Virgos in general are an odd bunch ... Anything out of the ordinary apeals to them (at least for dudes): Fantasy, sci-Fi, horror, dark comedy, super slap-stick comedy, goofball antics, gross humor, kink, porn ... anything obscure that makes u think or challenges status quo of anything ... Most Virgos I know have that snarky, cynical, offbeat sense of humor (kind of child-like) ... They tap into the depth of what is obviously funny, eschewing the notion of being politically correct cause they are adults ..." LOL, that sounds just like me, CNO732! Virgo~Leo~Aqua IP: Logged
nove731 Knowflake Posts: 43 From: Strasbourg, France Registered: Jun 2009	posted June 28, 2005 04:54 PM quote: Hehe yeah, I know, you already said so! That would be cool. But then, what's wrong with Virgo? lol It means you get the respect of Virgos, or something. I read somewhere that the sign your ascendant's in often has a secret desire to be like you. Which is pretty admirable to get that off Virgos such as myself. Glad you're not younger me other wise I would have lost my youngest member title would have been revoked! The sign Virgo is just not me. At all. People don't get what they see. I always attract the most annnnnnnnoying people to me, too. Goshhhhhh :-P Haha, I heard that! It's funny. The dude I was talking about in the Venus in Scorpio thread has his sun at the same degree as my ascendant. I still wanna know what's up with all the nasty looks. Hahahaha IP: Logged
The Mutable Night Force Knowflake Posts: 122 From: England Registered: Oct 2009	posted June 28, 2005 05:07 PM It's because he secretly longs to be you nove! Hehe Or maybe he thinks you're hot... you never know! I have an Aries Moon and my Sun is Conj your Ascendant so technically I guess that means I'm completely in envy of you dude! BoE, oh yes, sorry, to get back on topic- "Fantasy, sci-Fi, horror, dark comedy, super slap-stick comedy, goofball antics, gross humor, kink, porn ... anything obscure that makes u think or challenges status quo of anything ... Most Virgos I know have that snarky, cynical, offbeat sense of humor (kind of child-like) ... They tap into the depth of what is obviously funny, eschewing the notion of being politically correct cause they are adults ..." I completely love that description! I do like most of the things noted, and I can only aspire to be more cynical and offbeat than I hope I already am! If there was a Virgo national anthem, it would be playing right now. IP: Logged
nove731 Knowflake Posts: 43 From: Strasbourg, France Registered: Jun 2009	posted June 28, 2005 06:08 PM quote: It's because he secretly longs to be you nove! Hehe Or maybe he thinks you're hot... you never know! I have an Aries Moon and my Sun is Conj your Ascendant so technically I guess that means I'm completely in envy of you dude! I find every bit of that amusing. Lol, btw, what degree is your moon at? IP: Logged
sue g unregistered	posted June 29, 2005 12:36 PM My Virgo husband loves to shock people and he does it so quietly, sometimes something a little sinsister about him mixed with a pureness. That really appeals to my dark Scorpio wicked side.........ooooohhh I do love a man with the devil in him tee hee IP: Logged
The Mutable Night Force Knowflake Posts: 122 From: England Registered: Oct 2009	posted June 29, 2005 01:16 PM nove, wow, that's flattering. damn, why can't I be more like him?? My Moon is 18 degrees in Aries. Does that change anything? Where's your sun? IP: Logged
Tranquil Poet unregistered	posted June 29, 2005 01:41 PM LOL my virgo friend laughs alot at the wrong time sometimes. I actually spoke to her today. Known her for about 7 years. I always make her giggle and laugh. I talk her to death and she just listens. She has a virgo moon and virgo rising. I know another virgo. A guy. He has a scorpio moon. Forgot his rising. Kind of a wh*re . But he is funny. Talks alot also. I know another virgo also. She is very nice. Funny and talkative. ------------------ Gemini sun, Cancer rising, Taurus moon IP: Logged
whalewasp78 unregistered	posted June 29, 2005 02:27 PM When it comes to slap-stick comedy, I'm a total nut! Favorites are: The Naked Gun The Naked Gun 2 1/2 The Naked Gun 33 1/3 Hot Shots! Hot Shots! Part Deux All the Pink Panther movies with Peter Sellers Police Squad! South Park MXC...love that one! Monty Python's Flying Circus... just to name a few... One part in Hot Shots!..."Sir, our strike force will reach the target in 30 minutes." "Oh good. That leaves us about 25 minutes for lunch. I'm gonna step out for a burger." IP: Logged
nove731 Knowflake Posts: 43 From: Strasbourg, France Registered: Jun 2009	posted June 29, 2005 03:02 PM quote: nove, wow, that's flattering. damn, why can't I be more like him?? My Moon is 18 degrees in Aries. Does that change anything? Where's your sun? Haha, lmfao. My sun is at 23 degrees and 43 minutes of Aries. IP: Logged
The Mutable Night Force Knowflake Posts: 122 From: England Registered: Oct 2009	posted June 30, 2005 02:47 AM Cool, nove, so they're still close enough to be conj. if my astrology serves me correctly! WW- I LOVE the Pink Panther movies! Clueso- Does your dog bite? Man- No Clueso gets bitten Clueso- I thought you said you dog did not bite! Man- That is not my dog. IP: Logged
whalewasp78 unregistered	posted June 30, 2005 10:43 AM Hey nightforce! I let out a big laugh reading your post about poor Clueso. One movie I forgot to mention, 'Airplane!'. One scene from 'The Naked Gun', which shows just a tidbit of the insanity going on is when Detective Drebbin (Leslie Nielsen) tells the wife of the critically injured Normberg, (OJ Simpson, wow!) "The doctors say he has a 50/50 chance, but only a 10% percent chance of that happening." I can watch these movies endlessly, because the dialogue and visual slap-stick is so rich. IP: Logged
The Mutable Night Force Knowflake Posts: 122 From: England Registered: Oct 2009	posted July 01, 2005 12:09 PM LOL That sounds good! I must watch Naked Gun! IP: Logged
Imaiden76 unregistered	posted July 01, 2005 05:02 PM AAh Topsecret is a great literal movie as well! Here is an example of dark twisted virgo humor. I went into an abortion clinic to support a friend of mine. It was sad there were a lot of young scared women in there.And they were all so quite.So I though I would break the ice first,and asked them in a type of pick up line type of way if any of them ^come here often^. They did not recieve me well. ButI thought it was hysterical. IP: Logged
virgotaurustaurus unregistered	posted July 01, 2005 06:09 PM Ahahahaaaa I would have so laughed at that Imaiden! Oh god... IP: Logged
Battle of Evermore Newflake Posts: 0 From: Registered: Dec 2010	posted July 01, 2005 06:48 PM LOL, I don't know if I would have taken it well, but it sounds funny from here! IP: Logged
whalewasp78 unregistered	posted July 02, 2005 02:22 AM That sounds like Rodney Dangerfield, the master of the punchline! IP: Logged
future_uncertain Knowflake Posts: 193 From: Registered: May 2009	posted July 04, 2005 12:06 AM My Virgo honey will be filling in on this post because he thinks it's funny. I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING WRITTEN FROM HERE ON OUT! ...take it away, Virgoboy! First, Virgo's do have a very dark, twisted sense of humor that from what i can tell only other virgo's understand.. case in point, take my sag girl, some of our biggest blow-up's come from me being funny and her not understanding....take this post as a prime example, she is not amused at all about me getting in on her forum and proclaiming how dark and twisted my sense of humor is, but for a virgo who does not generally get into posting on this forum, this is great stuff. in conclusion, i find this very funny, to where she is not amused, hence the distinct difference in the sense of humor that virgo's have and the rest of the zodiac does not signed, virgo boy (future_uncertain's honey) P.S. I wonder if after she reads this post, my future with her will be uncertain... it is kind of a ironic twist... kinda funny, in a dark and twited way P.S.S. she just told me to write this: I also have a sag asc and i am happily munching on shoe leather. i have no idea what this means. she just told me to say it. IP: Logged
Battle of Evermore Newflake Posts: 0 From: Registered: Dec 2010	posted July 04, 2005 12:48 AM wtf are you guys smokin over there?!.....Can I have some? IP: Logged
Imaiden76 unregistered	posted July 04, 2005 01:54 AM HAHA! Another time my sis and i went out to a show. We both had a bit tooooo much to drink, I lost my car keys and spent the night at a friends house that my sister had never met before.So it was a strange place to her.She had no clue we were there or where we were/ By the time we got there she was passed out.She had way to much to drink. I woke up the next morning and proceeded to tie my sister up with duct tape and blind fold her but my friends stopped me.They were like, nooo that's too mean,what if she gets scared and hurts herself somehow. So I untited her. Hey if you knew my sister, she would have got scared,but appreciated the joke later! IP: Logged
Battle of Evermore Newflake Posts: 0 From: Registered: Dec 2010	posted July 04, 2005 01:57 AM ROFL! That's mean, but it sounds like something I would do. IP: Logged
whalewasp78 unregistered	posted July 04, 2005 08:01 AM Oh my! I love the movie 'Top Secret'! You remember the part where the bad guy is in the cow suit as the hind legs? That's when this bull see's them, and is 'strongly' attracted? LOL Attention all of you Monty Python fans, BBC America is running a marathon beggining at 2:00pm! Hurray! I'm hoping to catch 'The Ministry of Silly Walks'. One show I always loved watching was John Cleese in 'Fawlty Towers'. I wish they'd run them more often. IP: Logged
The Mutable Night Force Knowflake Posts: 122 From: England Registered: Oct 2009	posted July 04, 2005 01:35 PM Basil: So... that's two egg mayonaise, a prawn Goebbels, a Hermann Goering and four Colditz salads.. wait a minute, I got a bit confused here, sorry... German lady starts crying ........... 4th German: Will you please stop talking about the war? Basil: Me? You started it! 4th German: We did not start it! Basil: Yes you did, you invaded Poland. I love that show IP: Logged
Yung boyl unregistered	posted February 07, 2006 10:42 PM Yo, my cousin is a double virgo, with a virgo sun and virgo rising and that mofucka is crazyyyyyy. He be watching mad bugged out movies and ***** with anything out of the ordinary and his pop is a Gemini with an Aquarius moon so his mofuckin eccentricities are strong as hell. IP: Logged
Eddie unregistered	posted February 07, 2006 11:06 PM well here is on of my crazy theories Virgo is Supposed to be ruled by vulcan, and vulcan from what ive read is an opposite of mercury and in a wall rules over a different kind of conversation a dark tone of conversation and i think this twisted humor can relate to it IP: Logged

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