posted November 28, 2005 01:13 AM              

(I must be some kind of lightning rod. Because I have two suitors now!)

1) A man who wants to be a woman AND
2) A woman who is now a man!

So, I'm at work today and I meet this woman and she wants to introduce me to her boyfriend (who used to be a girlfriend.)

*gulp* okay...

At first I thought there must be some mistake.

Because this girl really looked like a guy!!!

It's not like a male-to-female sex change. Apparently, it's a lot easier to make a woman into a man, than to make a man into a woman.

A butch woman with manly features is funny looking, whereas a man with little feminine touches about the face is percieved as "good looking." He/she made one handsome fella'!

Then...HE/SHE STARTED FLIRTING WITH ME. SWEARTOGOD.

I was relieved when they left. But they took down my cell number and may return!

posted November 28, 2005 01:59 AM              

It's not like a male-to-female sex change, where there are "tells" like big hands, square jaw, adams apple, husky voice...This chick looked like a dude. 100%

posted November 28, 2005 02:00 AM              

omg leyla are u SERIOUS

that is effin hilarious

sorry ur post just brought me to tears really

im sure ull find someone who u'd like to date soon...and by that i know u said u dont like crossdressers etc. so a man who acts like a man physically and has a great personality to match , hopefully

must be some WEIRD transit going on with u right now, but hey look at the upside, ur attractive to men, women, and the rest (those who cant decide or change mind) so that says something about ur attractiveness

this is really funny!

posted November 28, 2005 03:24 AM              

btw ur smilies are so cute

posted November 28, 2005 03:58 AM              

Rene

posted November 29, 2005 01:55 AM              

So, who do you think the next ones going to be?
A Priest or a circus performer?

posted November 29, 2005 04:30 AM              

"This is fine astrological weather to be you. There's unpredictability everywhere. Even your earthy friends won't even think about going by the rules. In fact, you're starting to seem almost normal. Of course, once that happens -- once times become so startling that you seem normal -- well, that's when it's time to shake things up. So you'd better get busy. This obviously just won't do.

posted November 30, 2005 03:17 AM              

I know in countries like thailand where they sell birth control pills over the counter boys start taking them as soon as they realize they're gay, as young as 13, before they've developed as men.

They make damn convincing women. They call them "Girly boys."

AcousticGod- (raises eyebrow suspiciously) Which box would you check: Male? Female? Both? Confused? Gay but trying to go straight? What's wrong with you? Are you a Priest? Circus performer? Mafia hit man?

posted November 30, 2005 10:15 AM              

And I'm a Taurus, it's just a trend society has towards making itself more important because we have lost faith in ourselves, lost faith in hope, so we have to care about what we see. And because it's never enough we have to keep changing it.

Where else but in our world do we see rock videos where the actor/singer will turn into Jesus Christ and then tell us to follow him?

Leyla, you may just be a very social person and so attract everyone-put out a dangerous vibe. Wear dark eyeliner, scowl, and say you have a friend waiting on you-then go.

posted November 30, 2005 12:31 PM              

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Gemini sun, Cancer rising, mercury in Gemini, moon in Taurus *29, venus in Taurus, mars in Libra

posted December 05, 2005 11:59 PM              

(Well, he wasn't wearing dress or a muzzle or an electronic parol-tracking ankle bracelet, and that's pretty damn good for me.)

My mechanic asked me out to dinner. It'll be the first blue-collar guy I've ever dated. I usually don't go for them. But, he owns his own company and his own home! And he's really good looking!