posted December 20, 2005 06:16 AM              

Bull: *Someone* makes me so mad, I'd just as soon shoot them as look at them.

Me: No you wouldn't.

Bull: Yes I would.

Me: So you would just shoot them because you don't like them?

Bull: I could.

Me: No you couldn't.

Bull: Well if I was in a war, I could.

Me: But you couldn't just shoot them if you saw them on the street?

Bull: Yes I could.

Me: No you couldn't..*lol!*

Bull: If I saw them on the street and we were in a war, I could shoot them.

Me: But you couldn't just shoot them for no reason then?

Bull: Yes, I could.

Me: NO YOU COULDN'T! *laughing* Just admit it...

Bull: Yes I could!

Me: OMG, just admit that you couldn't just shoot someone because you didn't like them!!

Bull: I could.

Me: *laughing hystrically* No you couldn't! Admit it.

Bull: If we were at war I could.

Me: Okay, but that's not what I asked, but okay.

Bull: I could.

edit: Both laughing...

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Two days later out of nowhere the bull says this: "See? You can teach an old dog a new trick." Me thinks, he was thinking about our conversation, too...hehehe.

posted December 20, 2005 02:02 PM            

He will say something and I will turn it around and keep at him just for the heck of it (I'm a Sag with an Aries moon- he has a Sag moon.. so he does "get" me).

The other day we were talking about the "sextrology turn on's" listed for Taurus. It said something about them liking stockings, panties and full figured women.

Me: "hmmm... do you think that applies?"

Bull: "What?"

Me: "You like full figured / short round bodies"

Him: "I like a woman with meat on her bones"

Me: "So what you are saying is that you are attracted to women that look like a weeble?"

Bull: "No.. I did not say that.. but I like a meaty woman with curves?"

Me: "What about panties and stockings?"

Bull: "Yes, I love those"

Me: "Great... so do I need to worry about coming home and seeing you in my panties and stockings?"

Bull: (full attention now) "WTF.. I didn't say "I" like to wear them!!!"

Me: "Yes.. you did.. you said you like them.. you did not say you like to see them on a weeble.. but you did say that you like them" (I am laughing hysterically now because I cannot imagine this handsome manly bull wearing my panties"

Bull: (perplexed) "Hey.. you are putting words into my mouth.. you KNOW I don't do that.. why.. do you like that stuff"

Me: "Oh sure.. put your weird fetish on me.. why would I want to see you in panties? Save that for the full bodied Midget you so much want to be with. Maybe she will appreciate your panties wearing tactics".

LMAO... obviously he realizes that I am messing with his head and he starts to laugh.

What gets him is that I rapid fire questions (apart of that whole Sag thing). He can keep up with his Merc in Aries / Sag moon.. But we both end up laughing like crazy...

posted December 20, 2005 02:32 PM              

quote:

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Bull: (perplexed) "Hey.. you are putting words into my mouth.. you KNOW I don't do that.. why.. do you like that stuff"

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OMG, my bull says that all the time to me! Must be my Sag moon/Asc having a little fun!!

posted December 20, 2005 04:02 PM            

pidaua- I like your sense of humour!!

posted December 20, 2005 04:45 PM              

*edited

posted December 21, 2005 02:07 PM            

I must have missed that LOL... most of the conversation part here is about Taurus peeps.

posted December 21, 2005 02:33 PM              

Anyway, here is a typical convo between me and my Aqua mom:

Me: Hi mom.

Aqua mom: It's funny you should call, I was just thinking about you.

Me: Oh really, why?

Aqua Mom: I am sensing that you wanted to talk.

Me: I did, that's why I called.

Aqua Mom: Oh good. Tell me everything about your life...*followed by about 20 mins of probing questions and psychoanalysis*

Me: I still don't know how you are doing.

Aqua Mom: It doesn't matter...

posted December 21, 2005 02:58 PM              

Me and Gem best friend:

Me: hey biyatch! wsup.

Her: Go away. I hate you.

Me: Awwww. I hate you too. So whats wrong today, was your boyfriend a jerk or mom p!ssing you off?

Her: Both man, and my brother is acting like such a d!ckface. Oh well. Imma get it on with my imaginary boyfriend.

Me: Um sure. Bring him over to my place. Maybe we can have an imaginary foursome with my imaginary mailman.

Her: What do you mean, your real mailman abandoned you?

Me: No, hes here too but hes gay.

(This WHOLE CONVERSATION IS COMPLETELY UNTRUE). I love how the two Gems conversation means absolutely nothing, yet something, at the same time.

If she says she broke her finger even we'd go on into some weird imaginary conversation. Its just WEIRD.

Me and Taurus guy friend:

Me: Hi lulu!

Him: Hey. I was just reading up on the Bloomberg news. I love how Saddam Hussein said that he was tortured by US forces. Like, oops! That might just cancel out all your atrocities.

Me: Yuppers! My favorite part is where he says in reply to another guy who testified to being tortured, 'well 12 hrs of torture is nothing! Ive been tortured for three years!' roflmao like its some torture competition.

Him: Yeah. we Ay-rabs can be so stinkin weird

(me and him are both Arab, me part, him whole).

Me: Yeah I know, remember that guy that called us s@ndniggers. Come on lools get ur @ss back to the desert!

Him: Sure. But first i gotta take kursi, my illegitimate daughter who I have sex with.

Me: Um, what?

Him: Thats some article a guy wrote against Osama saying he rapes his illegit daughter lmao. Theres no proof for or against, so might as well make it up huh.

Me: *laughing*. Sure. I love how Arab moms always have to use grocery bags are trash bags.

Him: Hm. I never thought about that. so true. So you wanna go for a movie sometime?

Me: I stopped going to the movies. I think its propoganda so no more movies.

(he doesnt realize its a joke)

Him: Ok, then we'll just go to the museum or something.

Me: Um. LULU! nevermind. We can go for dinner to open sesame.

Him: Whats that?

Me: Its pricey, it'll take you 500 frozen dinners to pay for that one (he eats 99 cent frozen dinners every day for lunch, such a miser....such a pentuple taurus!).

Him: whatever! Maybe i can turn in my food stamps (joking).

Me: Whatever ! you never go out anywhere anymore. it takes us like a year to meet up.

Him: Thats not true, its just 11 months.

posted December 21, 2005 04:00 PM              

Okay, typical convo with my scorp/sag cusp brother (I'm a scorp/sag/sag)

Me: Hey.

Bro: What's up?

Me: Nothing. How's the girlfriend hunting going?

Bro: I dunno. How's your project going?

Me: Pretty good. So, did you ask that girl out or not?

Bro: Yeah.

Me: Well?

Bro: Well what? Hey, I've been meaning to ask you do you want to get into a business with me?

Me: Sure, what kind of business?

Bro: *brainstorms several interesting but completely impractical and hilarious business ideas*

Me: That was fun.

Bro: Yeah.

Me: Gotta go.

Bro: Yeah. Bye.

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posted December 21, 2005 07:28 PM            

Sag: "Honey (with that mischevious look in his eye) it would be really nice to come home and not have a million toys all around the house from the kids"

Scorp: "Well, you knocked me up.. you had to have kids.. so this is your destiny dear"

Sag: "Fine.. but you are the one that HAD to get married.. I was content just being single and living large homey homeslice" Now he is getting quipy

Scorp: (not feeling the quipy crap at all as she has just spent 9 hours with a 3 year old and a 9 month old). "Oh really, well, as I see it you needed to settle down and get laid on a regular basis.. you're lucky you found someone that can put up with your big mouth and stinky gas"

Sag: "WHAT... I thought you loved my gas? You think you own me don't you? My sister was right Scorps think they own your soul.. Well listen to this.. I am going to play xbox and you can't do anything about it"

Scorp: "Fine... don't expect me to watch the kids, here ya go.. take the fat one.. he looks like you anyway. I am going for a walk and you can just be locked up in the loft with both of them.. have a good one"

Sag: now locked up with both kids, in the loft, distracting his xbox playing.. 'Fine..I won't answer the phone when someone calls for you.. I won't even tell you they called.. how about that!!!!"

She doesn't hear him.. she already took off to go for a walk.. and go to the gym... but he knows she is probably at the corner coffee shop, reading a magazine laughing that she stuck him with the boys and HE can't play his computer game LOL....

When she comes home she says "Did anyone call?"

He says "Yep.. but I told them you left me and the kids for good this time. I can't tell you who called because I never asked their name.. they feel bad because you are so mean to me".

She'll get him back though.. she always does. She'll wait for the right time and then either make sure he can't watch the football game with the boys and he'll lament being such an a$$ to her.

They get along incredible well though. He has a Scorp moon and she has an Aqua moon (conjunct his Venus).

They do make me laugh alot though

posted January 03, 2006 12:24 PM              

K this is between me and my mum ( Libra )

Me: call up Lisa and tell her I can’t go to her birthday next week because I’m sick.

Her: What! You’re trying to get me into trouble? NO!

Me: but mum, you have to

Her: No, I wont lie. That’s it.

Me: you’re my mother!!! How could you turn your back on me ( I’m a drama queen )

Her: this isn’t about turning my back on you, I can’t lie for you.

Me: so what, just say anything to her, how will she know?

Her: no no no

Me: mum, you have to

Her: no

Me: just call her up and say I caught the flu

Her: WHAT!!!! No

Me: you have to, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease

Her: oh….ugh look what you’re making me do

Me: it’s nothing mum, it’s fine, she wont care…it’s not like we’re close

Her: I have to think about it

Me: ok fine

Her: it will take me three days

Me: WHAT!!!!!!!!

Her: that’s what I said, I have to think about this before I do anything. You can’t rush me

Me: *laughing my head off* you are such a Libra!!

Her: nope, I have to think about this long and hard *shaking her head*

posted January 05, 2006 03:09 AM              

Conversation between myself, a double-Gemini (or should I say quadruple), and my beautiful fiancee, a double-Cancer (or should I say water tsunami furnace queen) on the topic of casual sex.

Cancer: I don't give a **** what the excuse is, constant casual sex is just NOT on. And you should not have accumulated fifty ex-bed-partners by age 30, I don't give a **** WHO you are.

Gemini: Well that's YOU. Some people find it ok to be with varios partners. And how do you actually know that being with different people is bad for you?

Cancer: What are you, smacked? Because I KNOW. Alright? And you do, too, deep down. Have a look at your own pool of regret. (lol, ouch!) Every human that values their soul knows not to give it away so easily, and don't tell me that you remain unchanged after each new encounter, cause you don't. You give a part of yourself away to that person forever.

Gemini: That's a bit dramatic.

Cancer: Sure, if you're shallow. What am I expecting from an air-head anyway?

Gemini: What are you saying?

Cancer: You know better. I don't get why you're sitting on that side of the fence. If you're sitting there to open up my mind to another view, don't bother. I just know that there is something wrong with ******* around. Totally says something about your decision making process in life. I'd ask don't you value yourself a little bit more than to give your body to the next person that looks like they want it?

Gemini: God, I love you. I'm so in love with everything about you, you smart, sweet thing!

Cancer: (mad) Get away and don't mock me. You're not taking me seriously.

Gemini: Come here, baby...

Cancer: (flick of hair) WHATEVER!!

Heheh....that's me and my girl on a regular basis. She's just a teeny weeny tad strong on some issues (heheh).

posted January 05, 2006 03:07 PM              

me: I would never eat deer meat

Him: Why not? you eat cows don't you?

me: yeah but deer is like road kill

him: I love cows...But I like bulls better. Have you ever seen them having sex? That's why I like them. (I swear he said this)

me: No can't say I have...