posted March 29, 2006 03:41 AM              

ARIES

Aries siblings compete for everything. As babies, they grab the toy you just picked up and the candy out of your hand. As teens, they are merciless teasers. They will borrow your clothes, money, and car without asking and never apologize for tearing your best outfit, denting the hood, or neglecting to pay back. It would be a good idea to install a lock on your bedroom door and wear the only key on a chain around your neck.

TAURUS

Taurus siblings never pick up their side of the bedroom, leave wet towels on the couch, and forget to brush their teeth. On weekends, they sleep until noon, get up, move to the couch, and sleep until bedtime, with an occasional break for whatever they can scrounge from the fridge. You seldom fight, though. You learned at the age of three not to touch their toys, clothes, or their favorite parent of the moment.

GEMINI

Gemini brothers have new girlfriends every week and seem to have phones growing out of their heads. Sister Gem will use every trick to get you to let her borrow your purple sweater with the silver beads. She seems to cry and smile simultaneously. If you dont let her borrow it, she will sneak into your room later and take it anyway. Twin siblings fill the house with friends, parties, and lots of noise. Both have a ruthless sense of humor that you'll suffer sooner or later. Both have the gift of exaggeration, and neither will let you escape their wild tales.

Cancer

Cancer siblings cry at the drop of a hat, and you will hurt their feelings no matter what you do. They will also fall down just before Dad walks in the door and start howling that you pushed them. They expect to tag along despite the fact that you are the youngest and will point should you go out without them. They will constantly try to boss you around, offering their opinions, advice, warnings, and ideas. They will also keep in touch long after you've both left home and will always have a hot meal and a warm bed ready, should you ever need them.

LEO

Leo siblings are boring show-offs. As toddlers they scream if you ignore them. As teens, they pout if you ignore them. They will order you around, compete for your parents affections, and disappear when its time to do the dishes. They will ask you to do their homework because they have a date, and bet you their allowance they can sneak out of the house at midnight without Mom or Dad waking up. It's a safe bet, but collecting is another matter.

VIRGO

Virgo siblings paint a large stripe down the center of your shared bedroom and tell you never to set foot on their side. They will constantly grump about everything from Mom's cooking to Dad's hobbies, act superior in front of your friends, and make fun of them behind their backs. You seldom argue, though. By the time you both learned to talk, you learned to tune out and just go ahead and do what you pleased.

LIBRA

Libra siblings hog the bathroom, spend hours in front of the mirror, and use your perfume or shaving lotion without asking. They talk on the phone all evening, fall in and out of love on a startlingly regular basis, and never make up their minds. You learned as a toddler that they argue over everything just for fun, so avoid eye contect and slip on your headphones whenever they appear.

SCORPIO

Your Scorpio siblings will be so moody you wont know what, or who, to expect when you walk in the door. One day they may be your pal and help clean up your room. The next day, they may snip off a piece of your hair to affix to a voodoo doll that's scarily in your likeness.

SAGITTARIUS

Sagittarius siblings spend all their allowance on Monday, and try to borrow yours on Tuesday. Dont fall for any promises of repayment or chore exchange to work off the debt. They mean well, but are so scatterbrained they forget their promise as soon as the words leave their mouths. They are, however, good at helping you with your homework, and your anger at theri chronic lack of tact and forethought will seldom last long. They learned as toddlers exactly what to say or do to make you grab your sides in laughter.

CAPRICORN

Like all Earth signs, your Capricorn brother or sister will have a place for everything, and you'd better leave it there. Until you ask permission. They on the other hand will tell you that they are borrowing your coat, or your car, in midaction. The double-standard will be irritating, but push back too hard and you'll find yourself doing double chore duty, because the Goat told Mon and Dad that she has to study extra-hard for a non-existent test.

AQUARIUS

Aquarius siblings are forgetful. They will enlist your aid in searching for their car keyrs, homework, and the family cat they let escape because they were wondering where they left their sunglasses instrad of watching the door. They are just as liable to forget you at the movies or the mall, so make sure you take your cell phone or change to call your parents. They are definitely quirky, but usually harmless. They wont beat you up, like a Taurus, or get in your face like Aries. They wont sob at a sideways look, like Cancer, or fight over bathroom time like Libra. In fact, they probably wont remember you are related unless you keep introducing yourself.

PISCES

Fish-head brothers and sisters spend most of their time in front of their mirrors practicing an acceptance speech. Whether its for an Academy Award, or Teacher of the Year is irrelevant, as each dreams of someday being one of the rich and famous (although they do nothing to fulfill these dreams). They are moody and may laugh one minute and yell at you the next. They are usually harmless, but frequently so spacey that they lock themselves in the bedroom and listen to loud music all day. If this is your room too, make sure you have your own key and buy him or her a set of headphones.

(source: born on a rotten day by Hazel Dixon Cooper)

posted March 29, 2006 03:46 AM              

omg I still lock myself in my bedroom listening to music loud!!!! It’s my escapism

posted March 29, 2006 03:47 AM              

Like all Earth signs, your Capricorn brother or sister will have a place for everything, and you'd better leave it there. Until you ask permission. They on the other hand will tell you that they are borrowing your coat, or your car, in midaction. The double-standard will be irritating, but push back too hard and you'll find yourself doing double chore duty, because the Goat told Mon and Dad that she has to study extra-hard for a non-existent test.

posted March 29, 2006 05:38 AM            

My sister is a double Gemini. She used to trick me when we were younger and I didn't give her something she wanted, or wanted to play with she'd cry her eyes out like I hit her, and yet when she got it, she'd beam and smile and laugh at me....Tricky lil...

posted March 29, 2006 05:50 PM              

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GEMINI

Gemini brothers have new girlfriends every week and seem to have phones growing out of their heads. Sister Gem will use every trick to get you to let her borrow your purple sweater with the silver beads. She seems to cry and smile simultaneously. If you dont let her borrow it, she will sneak into your room later and take it anyway. Twin siblings fill the house with friends, parties, and lots of noise. Both have a ruthless sense of humor that you'll suffer sooner or later. Both have the gift of exaggeration, and neither will let you escape their wild tales.

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LOL

I have to admit. When things get boring in here all I do is laugh out loud. That makes everyone laugh. I always make my sis laugh until the point she's gonna cry.

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CAPRICORN

Like all Earth signs, your Capricorn brother or sister will have a place for everything, and you'd better leave it there. Until you ask permission. They on the other hand will tell you that they are borrowing your coat, or your car, in midaction. The double-standard will be irritating, but push back too hard and you'll find yourself doing double chore duty, because the Goat told Mon and Dad that she has to study extra-hard for a non-existent test.

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I wish. I fight with her every morning because shes always using my clothes and shoes. I am fed up already.

It's so f***** annoying. I have told her so many times and she won't freakin listen. I wouldn't mind but she stains my freakin clothes. Stains that never come out.

Sometimes she's nice and sometimes she's stingy.

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Gemini sun, Cancer rising, mercury in Gemini, moon in Taurus *29, venus in Taurus, mars in Libra

-I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind. I left my body lying somewhere in the sands of time. But I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon. I feel there's nothing I can do.

posted March 30, 2006 05:11 AM              

that describes my Cancer son to a tee.....very interesting, thanks for sharing.

with love
purple_scorp

posted March 30, 2006 10:36 AM              

She didnt get me....I got her alright.....but didnt relate....

Even now as adults, we dont make contact often....I love her and she loves me,I know that for sure.....but we have grown apart....

posted March 30, 2006 07:48 PM              

Like all Earth signs, your Capricorn brother or sister will have a place for everything, and you'd better leave it there. Until you ask permission. They on the other hand will tell you that they are borrowing your coat, or your car, in midaction. The double-standard will be irritating, but push back too hard and you'll find yourself doing double chore duty, because the Goat told Mon and Dad that she has to study extra-hard for a non-existent test.

^^ yeah... the above is pretty much spot on for my sister. Except for the studying for a non-existant test... She is a party animal and will do anything to get out of certain responsibilities, which is kind of anti-Cap! Even though we are polar opposites and have grown apart, there's still a lot of love there.

posted July 20, 2006 08:49 PM              

Ok in my family we've got, from oldest to youngest:

Me, an Aqua...

Yes I must admit, it's true!! I am indeed forgetful...lol..."They will enlist your aid in searching for their car keyrs, homework, and the family cat they let escape because they were wondering where they left their sunglasses instrad of watching the door. "

"In fact, they probably wont remember you are related unless you keep introducing yourself."...lol but not that forgetful

My Libra brotha...

"You learned as a toddler that they argue over everything just for fun, so avoid eye contect and slip on your headphones whenever they appear." I thought that it was only me...this is a relief!!

My Gemini sista...

"If you dont let her borrow it, she will sneak into your room later and take it anyway." This is the truth! And she seems to have a new boyfriend every month too.

My Virgo sista & brotha...

Hmm can't say this description fits them...they are nit picky in some ways though.

My Scorpio sista....

lol, she can be a moody itchbay at times, but so can my other siblings. Shes probably the least vocal of the bunch and appears the most mild.

posted July 20, 2006 09:19 PM              

In no way is this Taurus sloppy, most Taurus people are neat and picky, artistic and love to clean and arrange things.

Sags make for warm reunions and give lots of hugs, but not as clean (my sun is in the 6th)

posted July 21, 2006 08:46 AM              

Sunday I helped clean my little Taurus brothers room.........

I filled half a trash bag with nothing but coke cans, left-over chinese take-out boxes, candy bar wrappers, dirty clothes... all of this stuffed in dresser drawers and/or under his bed. Eeeessshhhh....

Thing is... he's really not lazy in general.... why couldn't he just walk 15 ft. to the trash???

My Taurus mother had a fit.

I told her she better let him know what I found or else she'll have to worry about nasty little bugs...

Poor kid... the Scorpio gets him in trouble without meaning to...

In all fairness... he is only 15 years old. I've not known many clean and tidy teenagers.

However, I do know 2 Taurus adults that are
clean.