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Topic: Some things to ponder over
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miss_muffet
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posted November 08, 2006 04:04 PM
 
Deep Thoughts for Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously:1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2. A day without sunshine is like. Night.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. 42.7 % of all statistics are made up on the spot.
5. 99 % of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
6. Remember, ½ the people you know are below average.
7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
15. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
20 Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
25. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
26. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
27. Life isn't like a box of chocolates . . . it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.
**********ooops... probably the wrong forum to place this. But oh well... what the heck! We all need a little cheering up once in a while.
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teaologist
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posted November 08, 2006 04:30 PM
Bwahah! Here's another one, from 'Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story':Peter La Fleur: Uh, actually I decided to quit... Lance.
Lance Armstrong: Quit? You know, once I was thinking of quitting when I was diagnosed with brain, lung and testicular cancer all at the same time. But with the love and support of my friends and family, I got back on the bike and won the Tour de France five times in a row. But I'm sure you have a good reason to quit. So what are you dying of that's keeping you from the finals?
Peter La Fleur: Right now it feels a little bit like... shame.
Anyone see the NY Marathon? Those guys/gals got skillz.
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tuxedo meow
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posted November 24, 2006 04:27 PM
very good laughsIP: Logged |
BlueRoamer
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posted November 24, 2006 04:41 PM
LOL  IP: Logged |
DayDreamer
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posted November 24, 2006 08:25 PM
Hehe good one miss_muffett!!!  Teaologist, Ahhh I think Lance Armstrong is abnormal! IP: Logged |
Libra28
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posted November 25, 2006 01:59 AM
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Motherkonfessor
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posted November 25, 2006 02:16 AM
OMG!!!!!!! I laughed so hard I think I peed myself a little bit...oh, so good- every Virgo should have a copy of this taped to their bathroom mirror... MK IP: Logged |
Yang
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posted November 25, 2006 07:44 AM
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aqua inferno
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posted November 25, 2006 02:09 PM
22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. genius ------------------
aka WaterNymph - pisces/virgo/pisces/aquarius/aries/aries.
“the person must lose himself in order to find himself” Liz Greene IP: Logged |
illusions_fool
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posted November 25, 2006 03:45 PM
Lol I give your post two thumbs way up. Good stuff man.~Rebekka  IP: Logged |
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