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Sweet Stars
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posted January 22, 2007 01:03 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Body: Once you have opened this bulletin, there's no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictionist. Read your sign, then repost this in a new bulletin with your zodiac sign and label, or you'll get bad luck for the number of years stated in your sign description. This is real **** , try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there.


.VIRGO:. The Virgin:

Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. 7 years of BAD luck if you do not repost.

.:SCORPIO:. The sex addict

Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring. 4 years of abd luck if you do not repost.


.:LIBRA:. The lame lover

Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? not the kind of person you wanna #### with... u might end up crying... the most irresistible. 9 years of abd luck if you do not repost.

.:ARIES:. The Liar

Outgoing. Lovable. Spontanious. Not one to #### with. Erotic. Funny. Take you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY sexy. Loves being in long relationships.=) Addictive. Loud. best in bed. 16 years of abd luck if you do not repost.


.:AQUARIUS:. Does it in the water

Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. Amazing in bed, THE BEST LOVERS BETTER THAN EVERYONE! 2 years of abd luck if you do not repost.


.:GEMINI:. Does Twosomes

Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the #### out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTABLE. 9 years of abd luck if you do not repost.


.:LEO:. The Lion in bed

Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of abd luck if you do not repost.


.:CANCER:. The Cutie

MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high ### appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous. Great tellin stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.


.:PISCES:. The Piece of ass

Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high ### appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of abd luck if you do not repost.


.:CAPRICORN The passioate Lover

Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irrestible, awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini's in sports.
Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first. So you'll never forget. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.


.:TAURUS The Tramp

Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships.=] Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as ........ Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual as ......... Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to #### with. Are the most sexiest people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

.:SAGITTARIUS:. The Sexy one

Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? Not the kind of person you wanna with you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not post

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BornUnderDioscuri
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posted January 22, 2007 01:11 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for BornUnderDioscuri     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
HEHEH i got that in a myspace bulletin cracked me up for a while

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IamLove
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posted January 22, 2007 01:16 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
lol very funny

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jupitersgirl
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posted January 22, 2007 01:28 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for jupitersgirl     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Sag- "Horny. Freak in Bed."---lol

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Salisa
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posted January 22, 2007 01:38 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"Gemini" ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTABLE.....hows that? lol


well heres me

:GEMINI:. Does Twosomes

Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the #### out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTABLE. 9 years of abd luck if you do not repost.

:ARIES:. The Liar

Outgoing. Lovable. Spontanious. Not one to #### with. Erotic. Funny. Take you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY sexy. Loves being in long relationships.=) Addictive. Loud. best in bed. 16 years of abd luck if you do not repost.


.VIRGO:. The Virgin:

Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. 7 years of BAD luck if you do not repost.

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I ask for so little just let me rule you.
And you can have everything that you want
Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be you slave. ~Jareth the Goblin King, Labrynth

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Xodian
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posted January 22, 2007 08:24 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Xodian     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
.:LIBRA:. The lame lover

Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! [U]Amazing n Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed?[/U] not the kind of person you wanna #### with... u might end up crying... the most irresistible. 9 years of abd luck if you do not repost.


Underlined and bolded for emphisis . BTW: I kinda find it controdictory that Libra's are descirbed as people who are nice to all but then again people hate it when they are frank and truthful Lol!

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libraschoice7
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posted January 22, 2007 08:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for libraschoice7     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Where is my Aries man? I am starved for your passion and fire...I just know there will be nothing left of me if one gets a hold me(can you say melt like a stick of butter)

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Sun in Libra
Moon in Cancer
Jupiter in Cancer
Venus in Virgo
Mars in Cancer
Ascendant in Cancer

I "FEEL" therefor I am

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BornUnderDioscuri
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posted January 22, 2007 10:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for BornUnderDioscuri     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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:GEMINI:. Does Twosomes

Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the #### out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTABLE. 9 years of abd luck if you do not repost.


The first one is very true, hope the second one is as well!

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Arnicka
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posted January 23, 2007 07:52 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Why do most of them say "the best in bed"??? Did a libra write this?

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Awakening
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posted January 24, 2007 04:41 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
.:AQUARIUS:. Does it in the water

Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. Amazing in bed, THE BEST LOVERS BETTER THAN EVERYONE! 2 years of abd luck if you do not repost.


I find it quite true apart from the thing regarding the fighting stuff.P.S.:I do not know how to swim, although that watery idea sounded very interesting to me many times. A bath-tub may supply.

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BlueRoamer
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posted January 24, 2007 05:00 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for BlueRoamer     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Why is libra the same is sagittarius?

What a waste of space.

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Awakening
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posted January 24, 2007 05:00 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
However, I am a capricorn dominant one and apart from venus in the same sun sign i have mars in taurus and pisces descendent.so:
.:CAPRICORN The passioate Lover

Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irrestible, awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini's in sports.
Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first. So you'll never forget. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
i don't think i am the best in bed.each human being has his/her own individuality,therefore a 'best' in something.i really do not get that part where geminis are mentioned.can somebody explain me what's the real meaning of it?
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.:TAURUS The Tramp

Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships.=] Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as ........ Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual as ......... Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to #### with. Are the most sexiest people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
not a tramp.the rest perfectly matches most of my traits.
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.:PISCES:. The Piece of ass

Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high ### appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of abd luck if you do not repost.
hell no that part with the 'ass'!!!!!!!not me at all!!!and i'm definitely not silly and popular.
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FUNNY ALTHOUGH THE ONE WHO MADE THEM SHOULD HAVE AT FIRST CONSIDERED THE FACT HIS GRAMMAR HAS BEEN SUFFERING FOR SOME YEARS OF BAD LUCK.IT'S TIME SOMEBODY LIFTED UP THE CURSE?ANY VOLUNTEERS?DO NOT RUSH!KEEP YOUR CALM! THESE HAVE NOT BEEN WRITTEN 35 YEARS AGO. ENGLISH DIDN'T START ITS LINGUISTICAL EXISTENCE BACK THEN!!!AND IF IT DID,BOY,...WE'RE MAKING FAST PROGRESSES!!! MG!!THIS REALLY CRACKS ME UP!!!


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Awakening
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posted January 24, 2007 05:23 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
However, I am a capricorn dominant one and apart from venus in the same sun sign i have mars in taurus and pisces descendent.so:
.:CAPRICORN The passioate Lover

Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irrestible, awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini's in sports.
Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first. So you'll never forget. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
i don't think i am the best in bed.each human being has his/her own individuality,therefore a 'best' in something.i really do not get that part where geminis are mentioned.can somebody explain me what's the real meaning of it?
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.:TAURUS The Tramp

Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships.=] Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as ........ Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual as ......... Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to #### with. Are the most sexiest people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
not a tramp.the rest perfectly matches most of my traits.
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.:PISCES:. The Piece of ass

Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high ### appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of abd luck if you do not repost.
hell no that part with the 'ass'!!!!!!!not me at all!!!and i'm definitely not silly and popular.
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FUNNY ALTHOUGH THE ONE WHO MADE THEM SHOULD HAVE AT FIRST CONSIDERED THE FACT HIS GRAMMAR HAS BEEN SUFFERING FOR SOME YEARS OF BAD LUCK.IT'S TIME SOMEBODY LIFTED UP THE CURSE?ANY VOLUNTEERS?DO NOT RUSH!KEEP YOUR CALM! THESE HAVE NOT BEEN WRITTEN 35 YEARS AGO. ENGLISH DIDN'T START ITS LINGUISTICAL EXISTENCE BACK THEN!!!AND IF IT DID,BOY,...WE'RE MAKING FAST PROGRESSES!!! MG!!THIS REALLY CRACKS ME UP!!!


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