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BornUnderDioscuri Moderator Posts: 49 From: Registered: Jun 2009	posted February 11, 2007 03:39 PM From Stella Hyde's book Darkside Zodiac Aries Suppose you were marooned on a desert island/up an alp/in a rainforest/at sea with 11 others, each one a different sun sign. Who would you eliminate in order to survive? Well, you would need to leave a respectable sized pack, otherwise there would be nothing to be leader of, but you would have to get rid of Gemini (argues too fluently and sways the others0, Leo (might claim the leadership), LIbra (too girlie for adventures), and Capricorn (picks you up on every last detail). Taurus Suppose you were marooned on a desert island/up an alp/in a rainforest/at sea with 11 others, each one a different sun sign. Who would you eliminate in order to survive? Hmm, difficult; all of them, you think at first, to make sure there will be enough food for you until rescue comes. But suppose the food runs out? Maybe better keep the meatier ones in reserve: so a coup de grace to the skinnies - Gemini, Virgo and Capricorn - and maybe Sagittarius who eats a lot. Gemini Suppose you were marooned on a desert island/up an alp/in a rainforest/at sea with 11 others, each one a different sun sign. Who would you eliminate in order to survive? You would be the most lenient of the cullers in the zodiac, mainly because you need to have lots of suckers about you for entertianment and fleecing purposes, but even you would have to get rid of Virgo (nit-pickery saps your will to live), Capricorn (probably a Police Chief back home) and Taurus (bores you to death). Cancer Suppose you were marooned on a desert island/up an alp/in a rainforest/at sea with 11 others, each one a different sun sign. Who would you eliminate in order to survive? Well, why would you survive? perhaps it would be easier to just end it all and let the others hold a clambake. Or you could rope everybody together with the aprin strings you always carry, lead/steer them all to safety, then ostentatiously slip away before anyone could thank you, give you a medal, or anything. Leo Suppose you were marooned on a desert island/up an alp/in a rainforest/at sea with 11 others, each one a different sun sign. Who would you eliminate in order to survive? Well, you would of course have to leave a quorum to do the admiring, but you would have to get rid of Gemini (no respect for your leadership0, Sagittarius (thinks he or she knows better), Aries( wants to kill you and take the leadership), Virgo (critisizes your every move), and Taurus (eats all the food) IP: Logged
BornUnderDioscuri Moderator Posts: 49 From: Registered: Jun 2009	posted February 11, 2007 03:51 PM Virgo Suppose you were marooned on a desert island/up an alp/in a rainforest/at sea with 11 others, each one a different sun sign. Who would you eliminate in order to survive? You may not have to; at least half of the zodiac signs will runa way to another part of the desert/alp/forest/boat and form a breakaway group; rather than listen to you telling them how to do things a minute longer; the floomier ones may set up suicide pacts, or simply walk out into the howling blizzard. Libra Suppose you were marooned on a desert island/up an alp/in a rainforest/at sea with 11 others, each one a different sun sign. Who would you eliminate in order to survive? A routine operation for you: engineer alliances, establish rivalries, and wait for them all to destroy each other; make sure you kep two (taurus and leo) to hunt for food; set them up to duel over you, if you get bored or they get stroppy. When rescued, seduce the winchman on the way up to the helicopter. Scorpio Suppose you were marooned on a desert island/up an alp/in a rainforest/at sea with 11 others, each one a different sun sign. Who would you eliminate in order to survive? You'd have to find them first. They ay not be as powerful as you, but their survival instinct is, so they'll all run away and band together to kill you. You'll find out -there's always one weak- willed Gollum (Pisces,precious) in your power, but delay revenge until everybody's safely back home, with their family. Sagittarius Suppose you were marooned on a desert island/up an alp/in a rainforest/at sea with 11 others, each one a different sun sign. Who would you eliminate in order to survive? Well, you just love being marooned and wouldn't want to get rid of anybody, but would inadvertenly eliminate a few by sheer enthusiasm, and Virgo would explode with frustration. You'd make everyone left hide when you heard the chopper- getting rescued is girlie, and would spoil all the fun you're having. Capricon Suppose you were marooned on a desert island/up an alp/in a rainforest/at sea with 11 others, each one a different sun sign. Who would you eliminate in order to survive? Bind and gag Sagittarius and Gemini, for they're not taking this seriously; shoot Pisces for their own good. Then set up an escape committee, requisition resources, draw up duty rosters, and draft a stiffly worded letter suing the vacation company for criminal neglect. You'd be quite sorry when rescue came, but first up the ladder. Aquarius Suppose you were marooned on a desert island/up an alp/in a rainforest/at sea with 11 others, each one a different sun sign. Who would you eliminate in order to survive? A very interesting experiment; it would be bad methodology to terminate any subject in such a small statistical sampe, but you can make useful observation about the percentage that self-destruct, and those who try to kill you. And radio signals will be stronger out ther ein the wilderness, so ou can mayday the mother ship. Pisces Suppose you were marooned on a desert island/up an alp/in a rainforest/at sea with 11 others, each one a different sun sign. Who would you eliminate in order to survive? Of course, it was you who got them all into this fine mess to start with, but that doesn't stop you blaming everyone else for making you do it. You keep out of Aries's way, but suck up to Cancer and Leo, playing weak and dependent so that they have to look after you until rescue comes, when you say it was all their fault. IP: Logged
Pluto's Muse unregistered	posted February 11, 2007 04:24 PM Bye bye Sagittarius ------------------ Seduce my mind and you can have my body, Find my soul and I'm yours forever. ____________ Sun - Gemini/Cancer Cusp Asc - Cancer Moon - Taurus *29 Venus - Taurus Mars - Libra IP: Logged
jupitersgirl Knowflake Posts: 108 From: Registered: Oct 2009	posted February 11, 2007 04:27 PM IP: Logged
Dulce Luna Newflake Posts: 7 From: The Asylum, NC Registered: Apr 2009	posted February 11, 2007 04:28 PM Personally for me...it would be off to Madagascar for my cardinal bretheren Aries,Libra, and Capricorn.I just don't see myself being stranded with any of the above...it would annoy the sh%t out of me in the long run to be stuck with one other Cardinal("You're not the boss of me! ). After that, I'd kick off that Drama Queen by the name of LEO. IP: Logged
aquaspryt69 unregistered	posted February 11, 2007 04:34 PM I can hear the others saying, "Get a rope for to hang that Scorp with." IP: Logged
neptune5 unregistered	posted February 11, 2007 04:35 PM Wait, BUD, are you asking which sign out of the 12 zodiac we would kick off the island? IP: Logged
neptune5 unregistered	posted February 11, 2007 04:35 PM i'd kick off leo IP: Logged
libraschoice7 Knowflake Posts: 174 From: the city so nice they named it twice! Registered: Apr 2009	posted February 11, 2007 04:37 PM I am not sure who I would kick off...probably Aries especially if it was a guy, way too much temptation there ------------------ Sun in Libra Moon in Cancer Jupiter in Cancer Venus in Virgo Mars in Cancer Ascendant in Cancer I "FEEL" therefor I am IP: Logged
InLoveWithLife unregistered	posted February 11, 2007 05:00 PM the way i see it, cappy's gonna get kicked out by an overruling majority...:laughs: BUD what an imaginative article....esp loved the piscean bit in the end....also taurus and sag eating too much food...and cancer slipping away ostentatiously....gosh !! ohh and the aquarious social experiment to see who wud self-destruct ROTFL IP: Logged
Azalaksh Knowflake Posts: 982 From: New Brighton, MN, USA Registered: Apr 2009	posted February 11, 2007 05:18 PM lc7~ quote: I am not sure who I would kick off...probably Aries especially if it was a guy, way too much temptation there I'm with you there Especially if they think "Libra (too girlie for adventures)� � HA!! We LOVE adventures!! Especially love adventures But how could we possibly CHOOSE?? We�re far to diplomatic and FAIR to mete out such fates!! They would have to vote amongst themselves who would be the sacrificial lamb to throw themselves to the sharks/yeti/bears/leopards IP: Logged
AcousticGod Knowflake Posts: 4416 From: Pleasanton, CA Registered: Apr 2009	posted February 11, 2007 05:27 PM I'm a Capricorn, and that description doesn't work for me. Of course, I have three planets in Sag, and a Gemini Ascendant. The Sag would definitely stay. You don't kill off the optimist! Plus they're really easy to work with. I wouldn't shoot the Pisces. I'd probably get rid of the Cancer, so I'll keep the other water signs (provided Scorp gets along with my Taurus). Taurus would be my go to person in this situation. I think everything can be worked out logically between a Taurus and I. IP: Logged
teaologist unregistered	posted February 11, 2007 05:36 PM Maybe Gemini, but only cos they come in a 2-for-1 package. You could axe one, and there would still be another (and that's not so baaad). IP: Logged
aquaspryt69 unregistered	posted February 11, 2007 06:09 PM Zala~ love the microwave! IP: Logged
BornUnderDioscuri Moderator Posts: 49 From: Registered: Jun 2009	posted February 11, 2007 07:02 PM LOL that book is amazing, it has a lot of fun things like that. Ill type up some more of the stuff when i get the time. Glad you guys liked it IP: Logged
hippichick Knowflake Posts: 588 From: Registered: May 2009	posted February 11, 2007 09:35 PM I would kick them all off so I could have my island to my fishy-aqua self~~~~ Terri IP: Logged
CoralFrequency Newflake Posts: 0 From: Registered: Aug 2009	posted February 11, 2007 10:18 PM LOL @ the Sag one! quote: You'd make everyone left hide when you heard the chopper- getting rescued is girlie, and would spoil all the fun you're having. I thought they were going to say "you'll make everyone hide so you can yell out SURPRISE!!! when the chopper gets there" heehee I couldn't make up my mind as to who I'd kick off. I'd want everyone to stay. I'd definitely hate being there without Pisces, Gemini, Capricorn, Sagittarius and (yes even)Leo. I'd get very bored without those signs. IP: Logged
BornUnderDioscuri Moderator Posts: 49 From: Registered: Jun 2009	posted February 11, 2007 10:37 PM LOL read the other one on the Temper Gauge and Toothpaste thread. I think the toothpaste one is so accurate when it comes to the signs. LOL Very cute IP: Logged
Thethirdbenjamin unregistered	posted February 11, 2007 11:24 PM Is there a psychology to this? or some form of perdictablity that if your a certain sign you'll take prefrence over who to kick off....or am I over analyzing this as my professor whould say. who whould i kick off the island.... By by Leo, Aries u lead all back u up. IP: Logged
karmafx unregistered	posted February 12, 2007 01:52 AM revisits after avoiding forum for a while reads thread yawns. then scratches nuts the first group i would discriminate against then channel my hatred towards by kicking off the island... would be the blacks (in the u.s.). next the mexicans (in the u.s.). then all fatties. then people with bad acne. then anyone from ny, nj, or fl. then anyone who grew up less than upper middle class. then all blue collar workers. then anyone with less than a bachelor's degree. then anyone who has completed less than 3 calculus courses. then any chick with a tramp stamp (ie, a tatoo on lower back). then anyone who has ever claimed to be any type of psychic. then anyone who spends all day posting on the internet. then all virgos and virgo ascendants. then all pisces and capricorns. if youre in one of these groups you are scum and have to go. do the gene pool, no the universe, a favor and please kill yourself on the way out. stops to think if there is anyone else to hate. what's with these threads. how old are you guys? burns with hatred towards anyone who is too old or too young and realizes i would kick you off the island too gets bored and leaves...to think of more people to steroeotype. then hate. IP: Logged
InLoveWithLife unregistered	posted February 12, 2007 02:37 AM I think i'd get rid of taurus and may be virgo later on if they get on my nerves. (i have gemini moon) and hopefully aries and leo wud kill each other in a duel (too dominating for my taste, and think that they r always right...which of course they aren't. coz i know i am. (tho that darn sag sometimes sees farther than me)) pisceans r too cute to be shot IP: Logged
NAM unregistered	posted February 12, 2007 08:23 AM Are we cancers always playing the hero/martir roll? Do you really see us that way? .....We are just everyone's mom! at least someone is taking care of all of you IP: Logged
kindjali Newflake Posts: 0 From: Registered: Sep 2009	posted February 12, 2007 08:42 AM Like a Cap I will kick Cancer, hehehe IP: Logged
Dew unregistered	posted February 12, 2007 09:30 AM To be honest I would be sooo bored with everyone bar Scorpio, who I would have loads and loads of sex with. Cancer sun Cap moon Sag asc Gem venus Gem merc IP: Logged
CrabbyKitty unregistered	posted February 12, 2007 01:42 PM quote: Like a Cap I will kick Cancer, hehehe ...yeah, but then who would make you pies and tuck you into bed at night?... I love saggies, but stuck on an island with them? Being the "mother", I'd just send them to bed without dinner. Other than that, I'm with Dulce - my cardinal brethren would have to go bye-bye. IP: Logged

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