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CrabbyKitty
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posted March 21, 2007 09:59 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I thought this was funny...as a Cancer I totally understood about going through the box of photos. It'll sidetrack me every time!

spring cleaning by the signs

ARIES: gets competitive over who's the speediest sweeper or whose rag is dustiest.

TAURUS: goes over the same spot a million times with the vacuum, refusing to bend down to pick up the offending crumb.

GEMINI: finishes their chores in half the time of everyone else.

CANCER: becomes preoccupied with your photo collection.

LEO: spends all day polishing down the mirrors.

VIRGO: SO doesn't need your help.

LIBRA: keeps saying "don't I look adorable in this apron?"

SCORPIO: makes the bed, fluffs the pillows and asks for volunteers to test it out with them.

SAGITTARIUS: doesn't like being stuck inside. Send them out for some fun on your riding lawnmower.

CAPRICORN: weighs the pros, cons and financial incentives and may decide to go with a better offer.

AQUARIUS: organizes your piles of junk into charity, recycle and compost.

PISCES: asks to do the windows and then keeps staring out into the yard.

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aqua inferno
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posted March 21, 2007 04:34 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I like that! would prefer doing windows and mirrors

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taurus/gemini cusp
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posted March 21, 2007 06:47 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for taurus/gemini cusp     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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TAURUS: goes over the same spot a million times with the vacuum, refusing to bend down to pick up the offending crumb.

OMG!!! Spot on!!!

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CrabbyKitty
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posted March 21, 2007 10:07 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
and Virgo who SO doesn't need your help?? Cracked me up - Virgo moon here, and while I'm saying I don't need help, it means don't butt in - I'm busy looking at old pictures!!

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BornUnderDioscuri
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posted March 21, 2007 11:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for BornUnderDioscuri     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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GEMINI: finishes their chores in half the time of everyone else.

Thats cuz swe sweep everything under the rug

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naiad
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posted March 21, 2007 11:32 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
hahaha....

fun thread.....

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CrabbyKitty
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posted March 22, 2007 12:02 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Sweeping under the rug ~

Oh, BUD, I have gemini parents and that's so true! They avoid anything that's tedious or boring...! They sweep it under the rug, then look at each other, laugh, and go jump in the car to find something REALLY fun to do, like looking through junk stores or having picnics. My weirdo parents - I love them~!

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babeefoxx
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posted March 22, 2007 12:54 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
hahaha that is CUTE.
I so do the Cancer thing, (my moon). It's cause we're sentimental.
& the Libra thing.
& the Aries. I'd probably just boast about how much more i've cleaned than you.

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naiad
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posted March 22, 2007 01:07 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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& the Aries. I'd probably just boast about how much more i've cleaned than you.

heheh...i'd boast about it also, moreso than actually having done any cleaning whatsoever....the smallest amount is worthy of great self-satisfaction for me, lol.

i feel so proud and accomplished when i get any cleaning done at all. i glow as if i've accomplished something spectacular... ...when really, all i've done is wiped down the bathroom, washed the dishes and maybe vacuumed....

(i do have a little leo nipping at my heels constantly though...who roars in abject desolation when i turn my attention to tasks other than him....so he is one reason, or excuse maybe, that cleaning presents such a challenge.... )

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noreenz
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posted March 22, 2007 12:22 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I hesitated to open this thread thinking it might bash Virgos, lol....as in "here we go again, lol" instead I was pleasantly surprised.

I did get caught up on the LEO- "spends all day polishing the down stairs mirrors" I thought "wow, that sounds like Virgo, polishing to perfection" then it dawned on me...................HAHAHA...LEO-MIRRORS!! I got it!!!!! good one...heeeheee

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CrabbyKitty
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posted March 22, 2007 02:30 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Noreenz, Leo and Mirrors!! Get it?? Too funny, you!

I don't really care for the sign bashing things - I thought these were funny, and actually pretty true! I love Virgos, btw - perfectionists to a fault, but the ones I know are also very compassionate and tenderhearted.

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aqua inferno
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posted March 23, 2007 01:01 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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LIBRA: keeps saying "don't I look adorable in this apron?"

haha.. nah my mum doesn't do that, but she has lovely aprons, and boasts about them...so close enough

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Missa
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posted March 23, 2007 01:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Missa     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
As a Libra I must disagree, in fact I don't know any Libra who would do such a thing. I don't really understand either why in these "X by signs" the one for Libra always has something to do with looks, I mean we're aesthetic people but that's it... this just goes too far.

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Wednesday
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posted March 25, 2007 12:04 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Why am I so Libra? I love acting cute, hehehe.

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Dulce Luna
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posted March 25, 2007 12:22 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dulce Luna     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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VIRGO: SO doesn't need your help.

This is sooooo me with my virgo moon. But the cancerian tendency to go through photos is something that is ME as well. My gosh, I can get sidetracked......but I still get the job done.

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InLoveWithLife
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posted March 25, 2007 04:46 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
hehe...i am almost all of the signs....i get sidetracked ALL the time....i go about the chores in my own leisurely fashion...stare out at the yard...polish the mirrors to perfection....as well as the microwave and the refrigerator....then get bored of it all and sweep things under the rug

i guess it just depends on the phase of the moon !!

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joyrjw
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posted December 24, 2010 06:52 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for joyrjw     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

Sidereal: Libra
Tropical:Scorpio

I don't do either of the things for those two descriptions,but like I said....

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"The most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched, they must be felt with the heart”
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