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CoralFrequency
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posted December 03, 2007 08:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for CoralFrequency     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Just kidding

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yourfriendinspirit
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posted December 03, 2007 08:44 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LMAO!!!

Really, this was perfect!


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yourfriendinspirit
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posted December 03, 2007 08:50 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hey... I have a bit of a funny story for this spot too....

Of all the days in all the year a judge could have stamped my divorce papers can you imagine which particular day he chose?


Yep, you guessed it!
April flippin' fools day!

4/1/2001
We should do a chart on that! Ahhh...Haaaa...!!!

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Planet_Soul
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posted December 03, 2007 09:10 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Lol,


Mine was 10/4/2004

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yourfriendinspirit
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posted December 03, 2007 09:15 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Well then...
I dedicate this song to us!
Clickity-click, LOL!

AH...HAaaa...haaa...

Edited to add the divorce chart:

See anything interesting????

*Notice that there is very little earth...
Hmmm? Suggesting that my feet were off the ground? I was floating on air...
Sun and venus directly over head,
What could this mean ....

haaa...haaa...AHhhhhh!

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jane
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posted December 04, 2007 01:08 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for jane     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

The Arabic Parts calculator contains two formulas for Divorce. http://www.noendpress.com/pvachier/arabicparts/index.php
The first is just opp your natal Venus.
I have the second one conjunct my Vertex. Faaantastic.

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posted December 04, 2007 02:11 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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CoralFrequency
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posted December 04, 2007 06:31 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for CoralFrequency     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
wow they have a formula for divorce.

yourfriendinspirit, great day for a divorce! It looks like it's going to be a nice long lasting one - till death do you part. Congrats!

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posted December 04, 2007 08:03 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Here is what I have found, My husband and I have my venus opposition his uranus on my point of divorce

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Xena
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posted December 04, 2007 01:48 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I left my ex-h when Uranus was CJ my Moon ( I think).

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jane
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posted December 05, 2007 05:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jane     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Yeah, seems like there's an astrological indicator for just about everything. I'm surprised there's no Part of Farts.
"I'd advise against getting married on that date. T.Sun will be lighting up your Part of Farts."
"Cruel fate!"

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CoralFrequency
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posted December 05, 2007 05:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for CoralFrequency     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
omg that's the funniest thing you've ever said LOL

A Part of Farts.. great idea!

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posted December 05, 2007 09:16 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hahhaaaa, I read an article on how nowaqdays we have the four year itch vs. the seven year itch. Lol, so if you marry on T. part of farts you will stay together until itch does you fart.

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jane
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posted December 06, 2007 03:54 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for jane     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
CF - The funniest? That doesn't say much for either one of us.
You may enjoy this link my brother emailed me recently. He shares our high-brow humor. It's a real book.
http://flickr.com/photos/pbjellayfish/1733139871/

Planet Soul - Do you mean after 4 years there would be a massive outburst of flatulence? I'm so glad the Part of Farts isn't real. Or is it...?

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posted December 06, 2007 04:03 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
when will you DIE!!!!!!

KILL YOURSELVES!!!!

Drink Cyanide ( i'm pretty sure there is a Part of Killing yourselves with Cyanide too.. Just ask Belz..Oh wait...She's already dead !!! ((YEAH!!!)

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jane
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posted December 06, 2007 04:11 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for jane     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I suspect someone on this thread has his Sun conjunct the Part of You're-A-Major-Assh0le.

You're so hostile. Go rub one out PLEASE.

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