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Got Gemini?
Knowflake

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posted March 29, 2008 06:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Got Gemini?     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
You know your into astrology too much when you find yourself saying stuff like "meal conjunct stomach" after you ate a good meal that has "hit the spot."

Or when you drop a glass or something you find yourself saying "hand opp cut at 0 degrees" lmao!!!

Add on!

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Quinnie
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posted March 29, 2008 06:47 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Quinnie     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Lol
You have a way with words!
Em
You know you are into astrology too much when (I do this personally) you remember a person's sun sign instead of their name. Even aquaintances met once or twice... I cringe at that.
I can't think of anything witty to say
except I named my son Leo because I wanted him to be born in the sign of Leo so when he was born a Gemini I thought naming him Leo was the next best thing

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Got Gemini?
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posted March 29, 2008 07:41 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Got Gemini?     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I swear I know a lady that I call "miss Scorpio!" I knew her name once but I forgot so now, everytime I see her, I call her miss scorpio and she laughs!

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Quinnie
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posted March 29, 2008 07:55 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Quinnie     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
It's making my capacity to remember a name disabled...At least you are honest about it lol 'Miss Scorpio'
I also watch tv and look up the date of birth of the celebrity playing a character. I already posted this in another forum... But the celebs are matched to the caracters astrologically and their partners have usually the opposite signatures. em thinking of a good example
Mr and Mrs Smith Brad was actiony (sagittarius) and Angelina seemed more brainy (Gemini)
or Superman
Dean Cain (leo)
Teri Hatcher (Aquarius Moon)
See! This is too much... I am obsessed with too much time on my hands (once the babies go to bed)
Any other witty astrology banter GG?

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alanabelle86
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posted March 29, 2008 08:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for alanabelle86     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I've got one.


You know you're into astrology too much when you sit in class, bored to tears and start guessing the Sun/Moon/AC of all your classmates...and then start guessing your Teacher's big 3, plus any Saturn aspects he may have cuz he's just SO FREAKING BORING ..

and to top it all off, you're genuinely shocked when the person is everything but the signs you've settled on....only because you've put in SO much thought, that it's just gotta be true


Hahahaha, that's like a normal school day for me...

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Lara
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posted March 29, 2008 08:26 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
You know you're into astrology too much when you go to your boyfriend's place leaving your squareness at home, only to find that whilst he is conjunct and sextiling you, all you can think about is synastry and composites!
(must be uranus on my descendant LOL)

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Got Gemini?
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posted March 29, 2008 08:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Got Gemini?     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LMAO at lara's comments! Thats hilarious!

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cat71
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posted March 29, 2008 08:50 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
... when you start a new job and at some point on your first day, list down everybody's birthday from the chart on the office wall, and then surreptitiously try to get people to tell you where they were born and at what time, so you can go home later and work it all out to find out who is going to be your best ally and worst enemy...

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capnsag
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posted March 29, 2008 09:10 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I know I'm too much into astrology when I base who I choose to online date on their Sun/Mars/Venus- and a mock up of our synastry together!

So many attractive Libra men, but darn it, even when I try, there's just NO connection there!

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Lara
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posted March 29, 2008 09:14 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

glad l made ya laugh GotGemini

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heart cakes
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posted March 29, 2008 09:31 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
got gemini, i see you are not identical. but pretty close..

i can relate to all of these!

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Got Gemini?
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posted March 30, 2008 12:40 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Got Gemini?     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Lmao!!! You're on a roll lara!

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Skybound_Piscean
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posted March 30, 2008 05:23 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
you know you´re into astrology too much when...

...you fall in and out of love in accordance with what your read when you do their natal chart.

I have promised myself... no more!! I must not ask for the birth info until at least 3 months after the first date... got to give them an honest chance!

...jaysus, is there a rehab for this kind of behaviour - a 12 step programme? Anti-astro-medication?

ps. You sure have a great imagination Got Gemini - you seem to have an endless source when inventing amusing threads...

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enchantress299
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posted March 30, 2008 07:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for enchantress299     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hee hee...

You know you are into astrology too much when you refer to your individual planet qualities when they reveal themselves. For instance, I always joke with my friend (who is also into astrology) that when I go to the club my Leo Mars comes out, which is why I get so much attention. Or I'll jokingly tell him when his Gemini Moon is coming out because he's acting mischievous and child-like. We seriously do it all the time, and we'll refer to it in other people that we both know (if we know their charts). We also take the time to try and guess everyone's big 3. So far he's more accurate on sun signs whereas I'm more accurate on moon signs.

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Lara
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posted March 30, 2008 08:22 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
hehe Skybound - your comment almost had me deleting all my astro charts

ALMOST!!!!

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amowls
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posted March 31, 2008 12:37 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for amowls     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Or if you had some really bad Taco Bell, then its "meal square stomach"

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belgz
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posted March 31, 2008 02:03 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
HAHAHAHAH this is soo funny and true. I cant function properly or concentrate on someone unless i know where their chart placements are, and when i dont know im always playing guessing games in my head about whats their rising and moon placements are (ETC)

I have promised myself millions of times i am going to stop doing it but my gemini moon takes over and i just cant go without knowing lol

I have even tried deleting my astro.com profile of all the 100 people i have on there but even then i emailled them and got all my data back!

I hate depressing over transits that are yet to come in 5 yrs. I plan my life according to it and i hate myself for doing that.

I hope that one day i can let go and live normally like everyone else not worrying and just living without it. In all honesty i think sometimes its not that great to have all this information and knowledge of what could happen and who your soulmate is. I just find myself looking at 10 yrs ahead and worrying and stressing and i ALWAYS turn off someone whos chart placements i dont like im forever judging people by their charts.

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Sun: Cancer
Moon: Gemini
Mars: Cancer
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Lana29865
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posted March 31, 2008 04:41 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
What would be worse, meal square stomach or meal opposition stomach? Usually I'd say square is a more difficult aspect but in the case of a meal... hhmmm...

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Dew
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posted March 31, 2008 07:08 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Lana,

Hows about just a square meal?!

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Got Gemini?
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posted March 31, 2008 08:25 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Got Gemini?     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I dunno lana, I guess both could work LOL! Just as long as your meal isn't so bad that it Quincunxs your stomach! If it does then your really in trouble lmao!

I aslo do silly stuff like, car conjunct or car trine yellow (traffic) light LOL! I use the trine if I just make it and the conjunct if I make a bunch of green lights in a row LOL!

I also sometimes do what sybound does but not the transits. I think we should not look at synastry till we are in a committed relationship for at least 1.5 months. I say 1.5 as opposed (there goes that opp again LOL) to longer so that feelings aren't too invloved at that point.

Furthermore, you know your into astrology too much when you put on those rose colored glasses without even knowing after you find out you have super synastry with someone lol!

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Skybound_Piscean
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posted March 31, 2008 09:52 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Lara said: “your comment almost had me deleting all my astro charts. ALMOST!!!!”

Yeah right... I sometimes usually always ALMOST never drink…

Belgz said: “I have promised myself millions of times i am going to stop doing it but my gemini moon takes over and i just cant go without knowing lol”

Well, I tell ya… I just found out the guy I “used to be” in love with has got Vindemiatrix conjunct Uranus… the fixed star that is the widow-maker? –

Jaysus! can you imagine if I had NOT KNOWN before it got serious!!!???

*LOL*

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writesomething
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posted March 31, 2008 09:54 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
when your boss says he will fire you if you ask one more person their sign.

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cat71
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posted March 31, 2008 11:05 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Writesomething - that is me!!! I'm the one getting fired! - Ha Ha ROFL

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LibraChickety
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posted April 02, 2008 11:15 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
GG, you're hilarious

Sorry, I don't have one :P

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Sun in Libra
Asc. in Sagittarius
Moon in Virgo
Mercury in Libra
Venus in Scorpio
Mars in Leo
Jupiter in Libra
Saturn in Libra
Uranus in Scorpio
Pluto in Libra

Stellium in the 10th
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I feel so naked ;)

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Lana29865
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posted April 03, 2008 12:39 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
This morning the new shampoo I used was in conjunct with my hair (0 orb = really great shampoo ;-))

But really, I think people are too much into astrology when they start looking at synastries and ESPECIALLY composites, when they haven't even started a relationship.

Give your feelings and affairs a chance to develop somewhere and do NOT look at your astro placements before there is something there. That's what I'd do anyway. The more fascinating it is to notice in hindsight how true astrology is...

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