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Topic: What Online Dating Profiles Really Mean:>
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sthenri
Moderator Posts: 4023
From: Generic New England City
Registered: May 2003
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posted February 15, 2006 02:12 PM
 
Okay, I have been on enough dates with men I met online and they weren't worse than regular dates. This is a combo of an Aqua and a Cancer.When a man says he is goofy and happy and looking for similar:
He has a drinking problem When a man says he's 35
He's 42 When he says he's liberal
He has no point of view on anything When he says he is building a house
He is renting a room When he says he is a family man
he has two children with two ex g/f's. When he says he wants an extended friendship
He wants sex three times a week with no commitment to buying you dinner When he is wearing a baseball cap
He's bald. When he's wearing sunglasses,
He's wall eyed When he's smiling but not showing teeth and wearing glasses, and wearing a cap
Don't go there. When he says be comfortable in fleece or silk
It means he expects you to make all the decisions because he's an airhead When he says he doesn't care what you look like
He's extremely insecure about his body Anyone else? To their credit, the Cancer still calls, although his calls are always sexually explicit and involve another woman. (who knew Cancers were so sexual?) And the Aquarius responds on holidays. Natasha
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paras
Knowflake Posts: 1394
From: the Heart of It All
Registered: May 2004
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posted February 15, 2006 06:31 PM
 Those are great, sthenri! Thanks for the laff!IP: Logged |
sthenri
Moderator Posts: 4023
From: Generic New England City
Registered: May 2003
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posted February 15, 2006 06:50 PM
Oh and I forgot to addMy living situation is unique
I'm Married and I like the shy librarian type
My last girlfriend/wife cheated on me Okay now I'm done, N IP: Logged |
AcousticGod
Knowflake Posts: 4542
From: Pleasanton, CA, USA
Registered: May 2005
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posted February 15, 2006 06:59 PM
*raises hand*I knew Cancers were/are so sexual. Gotta fill that need to be a mommy, and if not that then at least practice as often as possible. IP: Logged |
CancerianMoon
Knowflake Posts: 784
From: Sydney, Australia. Cancer Sun.....Gemini Moon.....Aqua Rising
Registered: Aug 2003
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posted February 15, 2006 07:13 PM
great list and a lot of it ohhh so true!when he says the picture is a little old ....you know a newer one would be worse.. Cancer's are so sexual..  IP: Logged |
AcousticGod
Knowflake Posts: 4542
From: Pleasanton, CA, USA
Registered: May 2005
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posted February 15, 2006 07:21 PM
I've gotta look into that 'extended friendship.' IP: Logged |
CancerianMoon
Knowflake Posts: 784
From: Sydney, Australia. Cancer Sun.....Gemini Moon.....Aqua Rising
Registered: Aug 2003
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posted February 15, 2006 07:23 PM
when he says looking for a broadminded or open minded woman....he means a woman thats kinkyIP: Logged |
CancerianMoon
Knowflake Posts: 784
From: Sydney, Australia. Cancer Sun.....Gemini Moon.....Aqua Rising
Registered: Aug 2003
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posted February 15, 2006 07:27 PM
when he says looking for a woman with traditional values..means he wants a woman to serve himI just went to find this one i read yesterday..this is an actual quote from a profile.. " who he's looking for
Intelligent and active. Someone who is can hold a conversation and go off on tangents. Someone who can support a motivated person. A chef in the kitchen and a devil in the bedroom." UHUH!! IP: Logged |
sthenri
Moderator Posts: 4023
From: Generic New England City
Registered: May 2003
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posted February 15, 2006 08:00 PM
this isnt niceIP: Logged |
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