posted September 10, 2006 02:20 PM              

It was a bit of a dream come true, but it was my first, so i was scared. We strolled by the road a while. He was a bit of a jerk, and he did ask me to dinner. My first reaction was, run. So I told him I was having dinner at home, and literally ran off. He never called again.

posted September 10, 2006 06:35 PM              

One time I went on a date with this gorgeous Kiwi I met in a pub.. we went to a French restaurant. Now this guy was seriously gorge, and I was quite aware of a table of girls sitting by us, obviously looking at us and discussing us. I felt a bit self-conscious as they were looking at me funny, as if wondering what he was doing with me.

Anyway, we were having a nice time until my main meal arrived and I saw that my plate contained a mini-roast chicken. Not the easiest of things to eat elegantly in the first place but when I tried to cut the it the chicken bounced off my plate and onto the edge of the table! If I hadn't jumped and caught it with my hand it would have landed on the floor!

Its a bit difficult to look elegant with a roast chicken in your hand and I started giggling like a moron! The Kiwi just looked at me and said you sure you've had enough to drink? I was so embarassed! I could hear snickers at the table beside me but I didnt' turn round!

posted September 12, 2006 03:45 PM            

Okay- first, imaginary ones-
My lonely Scorpio friend and my lonesome self used to make up what we called "scenarios" where we'd pick the object of their affection and make up little stories where they ask you out! haha Well, my friend once made up one where I was on a date where strawberries magically floated around the table... I made one for her where she meets her crush at a halloween party where he's dressed as Superman, they rush off to Vegas to get married and then his gay jealous best friend shoots him in the morning then jumps out the window! The funny thing is, she got so into it, she actually started to cry!

posted September 13, 2006 09:56 AM              

Mine aren't funny - just disastrous...
E.G.
A guy I was totally in love with said he would get free tickets to see Phantom of the Opera (my favourite musical), he did, best seats in the house, and invited me and my daughter to stay at his house for the weekend. I was thrilled BUT...when we arrived at theatre and he met us looking soooo handsome, my heart was banging out of my chest until he announced that he'd forgotten he was going to a party with his friend and he'd meet us later back at his place, gave me the tickets and keys to his house and disappeared into the crowd - and then didn't return home til 7am nxt morning! Talk about being stood up! I felt such a fool