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miss_muffet
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posted February 12, 2008 05:08 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for miss_muffet     Edit/Delete Message
When she walks away from you mad
[ Follow her ]

When she stares at your mouth
[ Kiss her ]

When she pushes you or hits you
[ Grab her and don't let go ]

When she starts cussing at you
[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]

When she's quiet
[ Ask her what's wrong ]

When she ignores you
[ Give her your attention ]

When she pulls away
[ Pull her back ]

When you see her at her worst
[ Tell her she's beautiful ]

When you see her start crying
[Just hold her and don't say a word ]

When you see her walking
[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]

When she's scared
[ Protect her ]

When she lays her head on your shoulder
[ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]

When she steals your favorite hat/shirt
[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night]

When she teases you
[ Tease her back and make her laugh ]

When she doesn't answer for a long time
[ reassure her that everything is okay ]

When she looks at you with doubt
[ Back yourself up ]

When she says that she likes you
[ she really does more than you could understand ]

When she grabs at your hands
[ Hold hers and play with her fingers ]

When she bumps into you
[ bump into her back and make her laugh ]

When she tells you a secret
[ keep it safe and untold ]

When she looks at you in your eyes
[ don't look away until she does ]

When she misses you
[ she's hurting inside ]

When you break her heart
[ the pain never really goes away ]

When she says it's over
[ she still wants you to be hers ]


- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.

- When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Tease her and let her tease you back.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

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LibraChickety
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From: usa
Registered: Jul 2007

posted February 12, 2008 05:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LibraChickety     Edit/Delete Message
Awww

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Asc. in Sagittarius
Moon in Virgo
Mercury in Libra
Venus in Scorpio
Mars in Leo
Jupiter in Libra
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Pluto in Libra

Stellium in the 10th
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I feel so naked ;)

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GemGemGem
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posted February 12, 2008 05:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for GemGemGem     Edit/Delete Message
I loved this!

Now, does anyone have "Tips for Women"?

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TheFisherKing67
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From: Newcastle, New South wales, Australia
Registered: May 2007

posted February 13, 2008 02:38 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for TheFisherKing67     Edit/Delete Message
Perfect!

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let ther b light
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From: bombay, india
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posted February 13, 2008 06:25 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for let ther b light     Edit/Delete Message
totally amazing!!...you hit the nail on the head...i think these pointers should be put up in bold letters everywhere!

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praecipua
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posted February 13, 2008 07:31 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for praecipua     Edit/Delete Message
can we have the same for boys please..

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CoralFrequency
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posted February 13, 2008 10:39 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for CoralFrequency     Edit/Delete Message
The following I don't agree with:

quote:
When she pushes you or hits you
[ Grab her and don't let go ]

That would unnerve me so much.. I think I'd call the police.

quote:
When she pulls away
[ Pull her back ]

That would slightly unnerve me.

quote:
When she says it's over
[ she still wants you to be hers ]

Not always.. I don't like that assumption. Sometimes it really is over.

The rest are quite nice

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miss_muffet
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posted February 13, 2008 10:59 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for miss_muffet     Edit/Delete Message
I wish I have tips for women on how to deal with men... perhaps we can compile something together...

I'll start:
- When he walks away from you mad
[ Leave him alone, he just needs alone time ]

- When he ignores you
[ He is thinking of the ******* at work... he's not mad at you ]

- When he is checking out some girl on the ad/magazine
[ He's just thinking of how good you will look in the same outfit/shoes (we hope! LOL) ]

- When he stares at you
[ He's thinking of how beautiful you look ]

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GemGemGem
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posted February 13, 2008 03:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for GemGemGem     Edit/Delete Message
Ok, I've added some more:

- When he asks you for help
[ Don't make him feel weak. It's because he must REALLY need it. ]

- When he says you don't look fat
[ Believe him! ]

- If he wants to pay for dinner
[ Let him. ]

- When he is stting next to you
[ Lean into him, so he can smell your hair. (assuming it's clean of course) ]

- When he's in the bathroom
[ Respect his privacy ]

- When he's with his friends
[ Don't call him pet names ]

- If he flirts with other girls
[ Flirt with other guys ]

- When he's watching tv
[ Bring him a beer ]

-When he says he is sorry
[ Forgive him and mean it. ]

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LEXX
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From: Still out looking for Schrödinger's cat......... fayte1954@hotmail.com LEXIGRAMMING
Registered: Jan 2008

posted February 13, 2008 05:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LEXX     Edit/Delete Message
Sounds like alot of posing and headgames to me, and stereotypical role playing and codependency.
Too Jr.High for me.
Why not just be real and honest?

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miss_muffet
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posted February 13, 2008 08:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for miss_muffet     Edit/Delete Message
Yes... there is a lot of stereotyping... this is just for fun. No pun intended.

These are good ones Gem Gem Gem...
- When he says you don't look fat
[ Believe him! ]

- When he's with his friends
[ Don't call him pet names ]

- If he flirts with other girls
[ Flirt with other guys ]

- When he's watching tv
[ Bring him a beer ]

Come on guys... I'm sure we can come up with more than these!

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winky_winky
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From: arrecife, lanzarote,spain
Registered: Oct 2007

posted April 14, 2008 05:00 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for winky_winky     Edit/Delete Message
When he flirts with other girls......

Flirt urself also?

Hmmmmmmmmm.......hasnt worked so far...
Anyone has this worked out?

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