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Topic: Just for Fun - Some "Software" help for the girls
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Cat
Knowflake Posts: 3308
From: England
Registered: Jan 2002
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posted January 11, 2003 11:39 AM
 
Subject: Tech SupportDear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in the overall performance - particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,
such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed
undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind; Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Try to enter the command: C:/ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7. Good Luck, Tech Support
Thanks Jwhop 
Sue 
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jwhop
Knowflake Posts: 11408
From: Madeira Beach, Florida
Registered: Aug 2001
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posted January 11, 2003 01:36 PM
Hi SueCan't take any personal credit for that Tech Support update. Credit must go to Lilaqua. However, any of you "Girls" wishing to upgrade your "Husband 1.0 O/S with supplemental software "Hot Food 3.0" and "Lingerie 7.7", please keep in mind "Lingerie 7.7" should be run BEFORE "Hot Food 3.0" for best results or "Snoring Loudly" may start running.  Further, running "Lingerie 7.7" and "Hot Food 3.0" simultaneously will most likely cause "Hot Food 3.0" to shut down automatically. But hey, what do I know? I'm hopelessly computer illiterate! jwhop IP: Logged |
Rainbow~
Knowflake Posts: 5927
From: The Little River Indian Reservation
Registered: Jan 2002
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posted January 11, 2003 06:22 PM
Ohmigosh!!! That is soooo funnee.... 
and clever as heck too....I really can't stop laughing..........thanks for sharing...  IP: Logged |
theFajita
Knowflake Posts: 2007
From: Boca Raton, FL USA
Registered: Sep 2002
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posted January 12, 2003 04:24 AM
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Food is the only art that nourishes! IP: Logged |
Quinnie
Knowflake Posts: 1195
From: on a chair beside a window
Registered: Jul 2002
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posted January 12, 2003 11:28 AM
Thats quite clever!IP: Logged |
Randall
Webmaster Posts: 26978
From: Columbus, GA USA
Registered: Nov 2000
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posted October 31, 2008 11:36 AM
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Randall
Webmaster Posts: 26978
From: Columbus, GA USA
Registered: Nov 2000
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posted December 26, 2008 11:48 AM
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