posted March 06, 2003 10:43 PM
Ok, I am going to be a bit cheeky here so do not read on if you don't like jokes at the expense of our darling males (and we do love you so!)I just couldn't stop laughing when I read this and thought all women might get a good laugh out of it.WOMEN'S HUMOUR - (aptly named)
My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This will
make you happy tonight."
He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over
the doorknobs. He couldn't get back in.
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the
happiest woman in the world" The woman says, "I'll miss you."
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumour
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He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly.
She said - Well, you succeeded.
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He said - Two inches more and I would be king
She said - Two inches less, and you'd be queen
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On wall in ladies room "My husband follows me everywhere..."
Written just below it "I do not"
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He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said - That's a good idea...you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart
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He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror you big fatty.