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posted October 26, 2004 03:58 PM         

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Hidden behind its taurian guise.

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posted October 26, 2004 06:13 PM         

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behind a film of greasy french fries

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posted October 26, 2004 06:17 PM         

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Hidden in the shadows with a can of spam lies...

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posted October 26, 2004 09:18 PM         

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a man,

eating out of a dumpster.

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posted October 26, 2004 09:20 PM         

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sharing food. With the hamster,

in his pocket.

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posted October 26, 2004 09:24 PM         

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Out of the blue he hears a familiar voice...

"Is that a hamster in your pocket....or....?"

Startled, he turns, oblivious to the bit of SPAM stuck in the corner of his lip, and replies,

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posted October 28, 2004 01:33 PM         

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Goth accessories and garlic necklaces..

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posted October 28, 2004 01:39 PM         

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.....and a miniature vampire lord in purple pants.....

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posted October 28, 2004 03:07 PM         

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purchased some Goth accessories, then ran away... frightened of the hamster.

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posted October 28, 2004 04:05 PM         

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.....who was laughing so hard at his purple pants...

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posted October 28, 2004 04:18 PM         

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that they split, right down the butt.

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posted October 28, 2004 04:27 PM         

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.........which was a problem 'cause he wasn't wearing undies......

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posted October 28, 2004 06:02 PM         

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Cheeks now red with embarrassment, he hopped into his pimped out chariot...

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posted October 28, 2004 06:16 PM         

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.......and this scared the donkey pulling the chariot so much that.....

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posted October 28, 2004 06:38 PM         

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The cat had to get out and push.

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posted October 28, 2004 06:47 PM         

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.....and everyone was shouting "push,Puss in boots,push!!....

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posted October 28, 2004 08:55 PM         

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Puss in boots was also wearing purple pants. Purple yoga pants... and his fly was down!

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posted October 29, 2004 05:39 AM         

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.....so with his fly unzipped and his pants split at the rear, he sat down and meditated....

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posted October 29, 2004 10:11 PM         

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then his fly levitated!!!

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posted October 29, 2004 11:00 PM         

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posted October 30, 2004 07:39 AM         

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.......at that very moment Elvis made an appearance singing "Are you lonesome tonight"...

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posted October 30, 2004 02:49 PM         

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So, he thought to himself, "Self, is that why our fly's down? Are we lonesome?"

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posted October 31, 2004 04:55 AM         

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......Elvis gave puss in boots a t-shirt that read "Elvis lives" and disappeared.....

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posted November 07, 2004 06:23 PM         

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He then, quickly reappeared, only to take Puss' boots and give him a pair of blue suede shoes.......and just to show off his ability to disppear and reappear - he started tuning himself in and out like a radio, to the annoyance of those around him. They quietly wondered if he was a Leo...

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posted November 07, 2004 06:37 PM         

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But nobody realized the the startling truth behind Elvis' mysterious appearances and disappearances...a robot named SD09 had invented a time machine and gifted it to Elvis..........

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