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Philbird
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posted July 25, 2004 10:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Philbird     Edit/Delete Message
C'mon, don't tell me no one out there hasn't drempt they were on a tiolet!!!! I'm surprised this hasn't come up sooner.

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Irish Eyes
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posted July 25, 2004 11:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Irish Eyes     Edit/Delete Message
Philbird-

You make me laugh!

The last time I dreamed I was on a toliet I was on a pirate ship (in the dream) and I couldn't get the wind to stop flinging the door open!

Weird!

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Philbird
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posted July 26, 2004 12:17 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Philbird     Edit/Delete Message
See, that is probably when you woke up and went to a real potty! Some of us just go where ever we please. (It's not a habit)

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26taurus
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posted July 26, 2004 12:40 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for 26taurus     Edit/Delete Message
AAAhhhh hahahahah!! I love this thread! (I'm so immature )

Actually Philbird I wet my mother's bed once while she was sleeping in it. That's right. I think I was about 5 yrs. old. Anyway I had a bad dream about monsters chasing me and she let me sleep in her bed. I remember having that "toilet dream" and woke up surrounded by a warm, moist feeling. (Eewww! )
"Ahhhh, so warm.......and wet?

"Oh $h!t!!" I thought, "She's gonna kill me."

"Uhmmm.........Mom.........wake up."

"Whaaaaat?" *annoyed*

"I peed the bed...."

"WHAAAAAT????!!!!%$#%^&*"

"I,...I thought I was on the toilet!..... I was having a dream........I...I didnt mean it....WHAHHHHHH!!!!!!" *crying*
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She flew out of that bed so fast......LOL!!

Ahhhhh, that was funny..... although not at the time.

I peed my own bed a number of times also.
.... What??? We all have.......havnt we?

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pixelpixie
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posted July 26, 2004 01:08 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixelpixie     Edit/Delete Message
No....
You must be some kind of freak.

J/K.

One time, I was quite young, but not that young, and I was sleeping over at my best friend's house.
I was sleeping on one side of the bed, feet at her head. etc.... We had a whole bunch of homemade pickles to eat before bed. Halfway through the night, I awoke to movement... My friend got out of the bed.... to go sleep with her mom. I had puke near my legs..... and a warm spot too..... But you know what? It wasn't mine... She had both thrown up, and peed the bed ( on me) and she implied that I had. I accepted the blame, though it was puzzling to me.......
I have had 'bathroom dreams' but always in strange contexts! I won't go into specifics.... I am still a tad reserved when it comes to potty stuff. Other things I will talk about with no shame for ever.. but not that.

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26taurus
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posted July 26, 2004 01:23 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for 26taurus     Edit/Delete Message
Groooooossss!

I am laughing so hard!!! I can't believe she tried to tell you that you did it!!!!!

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Gia
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posted July 26, 2004 10:58 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gia     Edit/Delete Message
I've never wet the bed, but not long ago I was in a very deep sleep and desperately needed to go to the loo. I got out of bed and instead of walking into the rest room, I walked into my closet instead. I couldn't make out where the toilet had disappeared to. I was still half a sleep and totally not with it. I almost wet the closet. I didn't. However it was a very close dash.

Gia

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26taurus
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posted July 26, 2004 12:41 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 26taurus     Edit/Delete Message
Ha hahaah! LOL

Never wet the bed Gia! Wetting a closet is close enough! LOL

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Philbird
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posted July 26, 2004 12:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Philbird     Edit/Delete Message
Pix,
That ordeal must have scarred you for life!
26, I wasn't 5! I still do it!
Gia, somehow I knew you would NEVER wet the bed! You probably projected yourself into the future, went to the loo, came back and woke up in the closet...under your jumper.

Edited for content...

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26taurus
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posted July 26, 2004 01:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 26taurus     Edit/Delete Message
*crickets chirping*

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BloodRedMoon
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posted July 26, 2004 03:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for BloodRedMoon     Edit/Delete Message
I'm such a light sleeper lately I don't even have that many dreams about peeing because it just wakes me up instead and I go to the bathroom.

But there have been times when I'll dream about it because I have to go really bad if I happen to be in the middle of a deep sleep. It'll wake me up, though, before anything happens.

The closet story made me giggle. I remember one night when I was a teen waking up and having to pee very badly. We'd just moved to a new house and I had boxes stacked up all around my bed. I had NO idea where I was and NO idea how to get out of the boxes and I had to pee so bad I was doing the peepee dance while trying to find the 'door' in the boxes.


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paras
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posted July 26, 2004 05:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for paras     Edit/Delete Message
My best friend peed in my closet once... he was a major sleepwalker. And sleep-other-thing-er, apparently.

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BloodRedMoon
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posted July 26, 2004 06:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for BloodRedMoon     Edit/Delete Message
I haven't had a sleepwalking episode in a long long time. I woke up once in the bathtub, though... with my pillow, no less.

Woke up once in the living room and I was sitting up on the couch with all the lights in the house and the TV on. Sitting straight up! That was entertaining.

My mom said once I walked into the living room and said "Wow the grass is really green around here" and then went back to bed.

Cracks me up

When I was younger I'd sometimes wake up in my brothers bed... think it was MY bed... and push him out of bed saying "Go back to your own room!"

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Philbird
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posted July 27, 2004 12:14 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Philbird     Edit/Delete Message
I don't know if you guys ever read some of my posts on my hubby sleep eating.
He gets up in the middle of the night, ransacks the kitchen for sugar, and brings whatever it is back to bed and eats it half asleep. I have photos of him covered in chocolate, with wrappers and chocolate everywhere. I also woke up one day, opened my eyes and found about a half a pound of cheese staring me in the face. Another time I woke up and he was still holding a bag of hershey kisses and one that missed his mouth was still on his cheek! I laugh so hard when he does this...One day we have three bags of chocolate and the next day it's gone!!!
Anyone else a sleep eater??

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