posted March 30, 2003 04:24 AM
WarMonger explains world events to PeaceNick.
By Bill DavidsonPN: Why did you say we are invading Iraq?
WM: We are invading Iraq because it is in
violation of security council resolution 1441. A
country cannot be allowed to violate security
council resolutions.
PN: But I thought many of our allies, including
Israel, were in violation of more security
council resolutions than Iraq.
WM: It's not just about UN resolutions. The main
point is that Iraq could have weapons of mass
destruction, and the first sign of a smoking
gun could well be a mushroom cloud over NY.
PN: Mushroom cloud? But I thought the weapons
inspectors said Iraq had no nuclear weapons.
WM: Yes, but biological and chemical weapons
are the issue.
PN: But I thought Iraq did not have any long
range missiles for attacking us or our allies
with such weapons.
WM: The risk is not Iraq directly attacking us,
but rather terrorists networks that Iraq could
sell the weapons to.
PN: But couldn't virtually any country sell
chemical or biological materials? We sold quite a
bit to Iraq in the eighties ourselves, didn't we?
WM: That's ancient history. Look, Saddam Hussein
is an evil man that has an undeniable track
record of repressing his own people since the
early eighties. He gasses his enemies. Everyone
agrees that he is a power-hungry lunatic
murderer.
PN: We sold chemical and biological materials
to a power-hungry lunatic murderer?
WM: The issue is not what we sold, but rather
what Saddam did. He is the one that launched a
pre-emptive first strike on Kuwait.
PN: A pre-emptive first strike does sound
bad. But didn't our ambassador to Iraq,
Gillespie, know about and green-light the
invasion of Kuwait?
WM: Let's deal with the present, shall we? As
of today, Iraq could sell its biological and
chemical weapons to Al Qaida. Osama BinLaden
himself released an audio tape calling on Iraqis
to suicide attack us, proving a partnership
between the two.
PN: Osama Bin Laden? Wasn't the point of invading
Afghanistan to kill him?
WM: Actually, it's not 100% certain that it's
really Osama Bin Laden on the tapes. But the
lesson from the tape is the same: there could
easily be a partnership between Al Qaeda and
Saddam Hussein unless we act.
PN: Is this the same audio tape where Osama Bin
Laden labels Saddam a secular infidel?
WM: You're missing the point by just focusing
on the tape. Powell presented a strong case
against Iraq.
PN: He did?
WM: Yes, he showed satellite pictures of an Al
Qaeda poison factory in Iraq.
PN: But didn't that turn out to be a harmless
shack in the part of Iraq controlled by the
Kurdish opposition?
WM: And a British intelligence report...
PN: Didn't that turn out to be copied from an
out-of-date graduate student paper?
WM: And reports of mobile weapons labs...
PN: Weren't those just artistic renderings?
WM: And reports of Iraqis scuttling and hiding
evidence from inspectors...
PN: Wasn't that evidence contradicted by the
chief weapons inspector, Hans Blix?
WM: Yes, but there is plenty of other hard
evidence that cannot be revealed because it
would compromise our security.
PN: So there is no publicly available evidence
of weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?
WM: The inspectors are not detectives, it's
not their JOB to find evidence. You're missing
the point.
PN: So what is the point?
WM: The main point is that we are invading
Iraq because resolution 1441 threatened "severe
consequences." If we do not act, the security
council will become an irrelevant debating
society.
PN: So the main point is to uphold the rulings
of the security council?
WM: Absolutely. ...unless it rules against us.
PN: And what if it does rule against us?
WM: In that case, we must lead a coalition of
the willing to invade Iraq.
PN: Coalition of the willing? Who's that?
WM: Britain, Turkey, Bulgaria, Spain, and Italy,
for starters.
PN: I thought Turkey refused to help us unless
we gave them tens of billions of dollars.
WM: Nevertheless, they may now be willing.
PN: I thought public opinion in all those
countries was against war.
WM: Current public opinion is irrelevant. The
majority expresses its will by electing leaders
to make decisions.
PN: So it's the decisions of leaders elected by
the majority that is important?
WM: Yes.
PN: But George B . . .
WM: I mean, we must support the decisions of our
leaders, however they were elected, because they
are acting in our best interest. This is about
being a patriot. That's the bottom line.
PN: So if we do not support the decisions of
the president, we are not patriotic?
WM: I never said that.
PN: So what are you saying? Why are we invading
Iraq?
WM: As I said, because there is a chance that
they have weapons of mass destruction that
threaten us and our allies.
PN: But the inspectors have not been able to
find any such weapons.
WM: Iraq is obviously hiding them.
PN: You know this? How?
WM: Because we know they had the weapons ten
years ago, and they are still unaccounted for.
PN: The weapons we sold them, you mean?
WM: Precisely.
PN: But I thought those biological and chemical
weapons would degrade to an unusable state over
ten years.
WM: But there is a chance that some have not
degraded.
PN: So as long as there is even a small chance
that such weapons exist, we must invade?
WM: Exactly.
PN: But North Korea actually has large amounts of
usable chemical, biological, AND nuclear weapons,
AND long range missiles that can reach the
west coast AND it has expelled nuclear weapons
inspectors, AND threatened to turn America into
a sea of fire.
WM: That's a diplomatic issue.
PN: So why are we invading Iraq instead of
using diplomacy?
WM: Aren't you listening? We are invading Iraq
because we cannot allow the inspections to
drag on indefinitely. Iraq has been delaying,
deceiving, and denying for over ten years,
and inspections cost us tens of millions.
PN: But I thought war would cost us tens of
billions.
WM: Yes, but this is not about money. This is
about security.
PN: But wouldn't a pre-emptive war against Iraq
ignite radical Muslim sentiments against us,
and decrease our security?
WM: Possibly, but we must not allow the
terrorists to change the way we live. Once we
do that, the terrorists have already won.
PN: So what is the purpose of the Department of
Homeland Security, color-coded terror alerts,
and the Patriot Act? Don't these change the way
we live?
WM: I thought you had questions about Iraq.
PN: I do. Why are we invading Iraq?
WM: For the last time, we are invading Iraq
because the world has called on Saddam Hussein
to disarm, and he has failed to do so. He must
now face the consequences.
PN: So, likewise, if the world called on us to
do something, such as find a peaceful solution,
we would have an obligation to listen?
WM: By "world", I meant the United Nations.
PN: So, we have an obligation to listen to the
United Nations?
WM: By "United Nations" I meant the Security
Council.
PN: So, we have an obligation to listen to the
Security Council?
WM: I meant the majority of the Security Council.
PN: So, we have an obligation to listen to the
majority of the Security Council?
WM: Well... there could be an unreasonable veto.
PN: In which case?
WM: In which case, we have an obligation to
ignore the veto.
PN: And if the majority of the Security Council
does not support us at all?
WM: Then we have an obligation to ignore the
Security Council.
PN: That makes no sense.
WM: If you love Iraq so much, you should move
there. Or maybe France, with the all the other
cheese-eating surrender monkeys. It's time
to boycott their wine and cheese, no doubt
about that.
PN: I give up.