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Topic: Make the Pie Higher
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Harpyr
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From: Alaska
Registered: Jun 2010
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posted April 03, 2004 04:58 PM
  
This is a short poem made up entirely of actual
quotations from George W. Bush. These have been
arranged, only for aesthetic purposes, by Washington
Post writer Richard Thompson.
MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
And potential mental losses.
Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet
Become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of
opportunity.
I know that the human being
And the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope,
Where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher!
Make the pie higher!(Pass this on. Help cure mad cowboy disease in the
next election!)
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Eleanore
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From: Okinawa, Japan
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted April 03, 2004 07:01 PM
 Oh, this is absolutely fantastic! I just passed it on.  IP: Logged |
Rainbow~
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posted April 04, 2004 08:46 PM
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talaith
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posted April 05, 2004 02:10 AM
dear Harpyr ~that is so funny that i'm literally laughing against my will, reading it, almost hyperventilating....with tears of laughter rolling down my face. laughing so loud, can't help it, that i'm afraid of waking up the sleeping household. wow, i really needed that! i rarely laugh at all anymore, not a genuine belly laugh. and i don't post a lot; i'm not really up to it, and i had a really bad day today on top of most days being quite bad, but i just had to respond -- that was so funny. thanks for the sunshine!  IP: Logged |
talaith
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posted April 05, 2004 02:21 AM
although, i must say, i do try to remember that gwb has dyslexia, a condition (not a learning disorder) for which i have much respect. and not fault him for that.but still, IP: Logged |
2tailscorp
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posted April 05, 2004 10:39 AM
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ozonefiller
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posted April 06, 2004 12:06 AM
I can't seem to stop reading this one,Harpyr!I think that yours is better then mine! And I also can't stop thinking to myself that maybe(the people that support him),find this all to make sence for some kind! Maybe George W. Bush DOES come from the Planet Vulcan! uuuppp! The cat's out of the bag! Their's no hiding it now! IP: Logged | |
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