posted May 19, 2004 08:17 PM            

...but of course we all know that this is all BS concidering that fact that the video tape clearly shows that Nick Berg is the "Man of Steel" when it only takes about over 11 hours to make the first incision into his neck(STRONG NECK) and he can also leap tall cable towers in a single bound!

posted May 19, 2004 10:08 PM              

(actually, this is not the first I've heard of this...*sigh*)

posted May 19, 2004 10:53 PM            

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Can't wait to read what jwhop has to say.

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I think that I already know what he's gonna say! Just gimme three guesses!

posted May 20, 2004 12:08 AM            

Imagine Ozone if you were right and the President was in on 9/11, sent the CIA to lure terrorists onto those flights but the story was that they were to hijack them for hostages to trade for the release of the terrorists already tried, convicted and in prison for bombing the WTC the first time in 1993. Only the terrorists didn't know those planes could be remotely flown electronically by CIA types from a console at Langley who flipped the switch, took control and flew them into the WTC. Poor guys didn't even know they were being manipulated by the CIA. Imagine their surprise when those controls froze in their hands and they lost control of the aircraft. Imagine their horror when they looked out and found themselves headed straight for the WTC at 500 mph.

Now the President had a reason to attack Afghanistan, kick the Taliban out and get on with building that oil pipeline across the country. One thing you overlooked Ozone was the extra added attraction of getting the opium trade fired up again to cut himself and his friends in on the profits from the heroin trade, the biggest part of which comes from Afghanistan. All those profits.

But that wasn't enough. As you said, the President was intent on attacking Iraq to steal their oil. The second largest proven reserves in the world with the added benefit of getting all those contracts for his oil buds, not to mention all those rebuilding contracts for his and Cheney's friends at Haliburton and we haven't even talked about all the profits for his friends, the military suppliers.

But it was all falling apart from people like you constantly protesting the war and wearing away the public's confidence and support for conquering the country. All those lost profits, no oil, buds mad as hell at losing those contracts if the US had to pull out because of public pressure. Something just had to be done.

So, another plot was hatched for the CIA to snatch some poor unsuspecting civilian off the street who just happened to have a connection with a known terrorist, was a Jew and best of all, was available and on the ground exactly where he needed to be. Who knows Ozone, perhaps Berg thought he was on a mission for the CIA. Wouldn't that be just like the CIA? So, they dressed Berg in an orange suit, turned on the video camera, beheaded him while chanting God is Good, God is Great to make everyone believe it was terrorists who were fighting us in Iraq. And it produced exactly the right reaction. The American public was pi*sed at the barbarity of it all, woke up and realized we can't negotiate with people like them, that they're a real threat who isn't going to go away on their own and we'll have to capture or kill them. Problem solved and we can get on with the war, the oil, the rebuilding contracts, the armaments contracts and of course, the main thing, profits.

You're 3 for 3 Ozone and I wouldn't want to be in your shoes about now. You don't think for a second they will hesitate to snuff you too, do you? Think about it Ozone. They've already killed thousands. You don't think they're going to let you bring them down do you?

You live out in the sticks don't you? If I were you, I'd get the hell out of there pronto and find a place where there's lots and lots of people. That probably won't stop them considering what they've already done but it might slow them down.

Pleasant dreams Ozone.

posted May 20, 2004 02:28 AM              

jokes on you if it's all true, thought jwhop.

posted May 20, 2004 09:32 AM            

My Horoscope says so,it says that I'm gonna have a great day today!

posted May 20, 2004 10:04 AM            

Major Theme
Great activity extends life. No prolonged standing, sitting or laying down today. A moving target is hard to hit.

posted May 20, 2004 11:24 AM            

But wouldn't it be ironic in the extreme if you, who as you say don't believe everything you post, should accidentally post something you believe to be untrue---just to score some cheap political points and it turned out to be true and got you snuffed?

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NAH! I don't think that it's all true,I should know...

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Perhaps the fickle finger of fate is pointed at you Ozone.

In the meantime, I continue to deny I know anything more than what Ozone has posted, have no connection to Ozone and don't believe a word of his theories whether he does or not.

posted May 20, 2004 11:30 AM            

I'm just asking you a little stupid question that's all.

All your doing is filling in all the spaces!

posted May 20, 2004 11:54 AM            

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That's all good JW,but that's not what I asked!I'm just asking you a little stupid question that's all.All your doing is filling in all the spaces!

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Come to think of it, the CIA could probably arrange all that for you.

Ante up Ozone, people usually pay me well for filling in the spaces and connecting the dots for them.

posted May 20, 2004 12:38 PM            

Anyone that believe the CIA set up the Berg thing to kill an innocent civilian and blame in on the terrorist needs a major brain check. I would propose that a MRI or PET scan would show those pesky little tumors in ones brain causing them to believe in such delusions.

posted May 20, 2004 12:48 PM            

Multitasking is in Ozone. It's no problem popping in on you while my computer is running multiple searches through the MLS for just the right properties for clients, sending them listings by email, preparing Comparative Market Analysis, answering email inquires, the phone and all the other things that go on while keeping tabs on your nonsense of the day.

The real question Ozone is why you aren't out putting the information Randall and I gave you about no money down real estate investments to good use instead of wasting your time making losing arguments on this site? Or, have you abandoned the profit motive althogether?

posted May 20, 2004 01:00 PM            

I say what I say because since we are living in a free society, we are allowed to have access to information. As Americans we have the right to question people, government entities and religion. It is that type of openess that allows us to keep a finger on the pulse of what others are doing.

The CIA would have to expend so much energy on a task against someone that has a network consisting of family, friends and business associates. There are too many loose ends to try to "kill off" if they did perpetrate such a deed. Had they wanted to do that, you would think they would choose a more controlled situation and a better person that a wacknut with a thrill for danger.

posted May 20, 2004 01:32 PM            

Wipes tears away... thanks for the laugh guys!!!!!! This is the best comic strip I`ve in eons...

posted May 20, 2004 01:34 PM            

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Well the "profit motive" would be splendid,but the only problem with that is the fact that it all takes money to make money

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Were you "tauting" me Ozone. No need, I'm already tight enough If you meant "taunting" me, I hadn't noticed. Perhaps you should sharpen your arguments.