posted September 23, 2004 02:40 AM
Awesome Harpyr. I love that Mark Twain quote. And the others were just as good. Below are some more of my favorites.LOL Randall!! I know, that quote cracked me up as well. ...
(for Randall )Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left.
Two wrongs may not make a right, but a thousand wrongs make a writer.
Dennis Miller
There is no right way to do wrong.
-Unknown
I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs long enough. ~Clarie Sargent, Arizona senatorial candidate ...LOL
Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? ~Robert Orben
Laws alone can not secure freedom of expression; in order that every man present his views without penalty there must be spirit of tolerance in the entire population.
Albert Einstein
Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. ~Richard Armour
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato .....Rock on Plato!!!!!
Take our politicians: they're a bunch of yo-yos. The presidency is now a cross between a popularity contest and a high school debate, with an encyclopedia of cliches the first prize. ~Saul Bellow
Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right. ~H.L. Mencken, 1956
The best thing about this group of candidates is that only one of them can win. ~Will Rogers
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. ~Texas Guinan
Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason. ~Author Unknown
Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against. ~W.C. Fields
We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. ~Martin L. Gross, A Call for Revolution, 1993
Don't vote, it only encourages them. ~Author Unknown
There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. ~Alexis de Tocqueville
Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least. ~Robert Byrne
We'd all like to vote for the best man, but he's never a candidate. ~Frank McKinney "Kin" Hubbard
All of us who are concerned for peace and triumph of reason and justice must be keenly aware how small an influence reason and honest good will exert upon events in the political field. ~Albert Einstein
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it. ~Clarence Darrow
George Washington is the only president who didn't blame the previous administration for his troubles. ~Author Unknown
Truth is not determined by majority vote. ~Doug Gwyn
The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning. ~Adlai E. Stevenson
I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. ~Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952
Politics is war without bloodshed, while war is politics with bloodshed. ~Mao Zedong
Mankind will never see an end of trouble until... lovers of wisdom come to hold political power, or the holders of power... become lovers of wisdom. ~Plato, The Republic