posted October 29, 2004 10:32 PM              

Could he have worn it because he is the President and needs to be in contact with whomever at all times?

But then... it's prolly just a poorly tailored shirt.

posted October 30, 2004 12:14 AM            

The President is an alien lifeform, actually, a host for a simbiot, forming a symbiotic relationship with the lifeform attached to his back that the camera caught.

Earth is the only planet in the known galaxy where oil was formed by cycles of runaway vegetative growth and cataclysmic floods which covered the vegetation with water and earth, excluding air and causing the vegetation to decay forming hydrocarbons...oil, under tremendous heat and pressure.

It's really all about the oil. On the President's home world, oil is an intoxicant and aphrodisiac prized for it's fast acting qualities in small doses. But the synthetic oil distilled there doesn't compare in potency and flavor with the real natural oil that comes from Earth.

Have you ever wondered where all that oil is going? The United States imports almost 20 million barrels a day, some of it going into the so called Strategic Reserve. But is it all really going into that salt dome for extraction later if we need it for an emergency?

Reports are that only about 25% that's allocated for Strategic Reserve storage is actually getting there. The rest is being siphoned off and shipped to the President's home world! The astronauts saw some of the President's home world spacecraft while they were in orbit but their reports were mostly hushed up or ridiculed.

Have you noticed how the President and the President's family along with those who surround the President are obsessed with oil? Have you noticed that their activities are focused on oil production? Their friends are in the oil business, the Saudis, the Kuwaitis and now, the Iraqis and the list is growing. The Iranians are next.

The President won't be satisfied until he controls all the oil on Earth but he can only do that if he retains control of the Presidency. He's very close to full implementation of the plan. Four more years should do it. Lots of people have been right that it's all about the oil but right for all the wrong reasons.

John Kerry is also an alien lifeform but from a different star system. It's not that Bush and Kerry's home systems are at war but their home world populations just don't like each other. Bush is a primate lifeform and Kerry's is reptilian. Have you ever noticed Kerry's strong reptilian features?

Kerry doesn't want Bush controlling Earth's oil. It isn't that Kerry or his home world need or even want the oil. They have no need for petroleum and don't use it in any form. Look at this as a feud with Kerry playing the dog in the manger role. He doesn't want the oil but doesn't want Bush or his world to have it. Pretty petty huh?

So, that's what this Presidential election is all about, oil. Bush wants it for his home world and Kerry doesn't want it but doesn't want Bush to have it. That's what accounts for the most vitriolic election rhetoric in at least 100 years. But neither Bush or Kerry can expose the other without exposing himself as an alien lifeform.