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Petron
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posted October 31, 2004 12:37 AM
 
President Bush wants $87 billion for Iraq, $20 billion of which will build their roads, their railroad bridges and public buildings. Is there anyway to get California to declare war on the United States?"
-- Jay Leno
The big story in Washington seems to be this leak of this CIA agent's name. President Bush is furious and told his staff today 'This one time I want the truth and I want the truth now.' And they told him 'You lost the election, you're not really president.'
-- Jay Leno
The United States is putting together a Constitution now for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It's served us well for 200 years, and we don't appear to be using it anymore, so what the hell?
-- Jay Leno
President Bush said if Iraq gets rid of Saddam Hussein, he will help the Iraqi people with food, medicine, supplies, housing, education - anything that's needed. Isn't that amazing? He finally comes up with a domestic agenda, and it's for Iraq. Maybe we could bring that here if it works out.
-- Jay Leno, The Tonight Show
"The debate deal for three debates almost fell apart because John Kerry did not want a light to flash when his time was almost up. And George Bush didn't want a light to flash because he's easily distracted." --Jay Leno
"It looks like President Bush and John Kerry have agreed on three debates. Kerry wanted more but Bush said no; he thought three was a good even number." --Jay Leno "President Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney have now come forward and officially conceded that Saddam Hussein did not have weapons of mass destruction. In fact, feeling the tremendous relief that came from admitting this, they also said there's no Santa Claus, O.J. did it, and Al Gore had really been president for the last four years." --Jay Leno
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Rainbow~
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posted October 31, 2004 12:58 AM
  Love,
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jwhop
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posted October 31, 2004 01:30 AM
John Kerry is going on Doctor Phil next week. How bad is the campaign when you got to go on a show to grieve? On the campaign trail Barbra Streisand and Neil Diamond made several appearances for John Kerry. Experts say that after their appearances John Kerry has a good chance of winning the 1976 election.
And John Kerry, did you see this, he blamed President Bush for Mount St. Helen’s erupting. He said that if he were president he would hold a summit between all of the volcanoes.
Look at the state of Massachusetts. They have the Patriots, the Red Sox and John Kerry – well, two out of three ain’t bad.
Some people are now saying the questions at the end of the debate actually helped John Kerry because they made him look more human - well, that and taking the bolt out of his neck.
While in Las Vegas yesterday, John Kerry met with the AARP. They were having their convention. Kerry gave a speech, and then Kerry introduced his retirement plan ... his wife, Teresa.
I read today in the times that John Kerry has now received the endorsement from the national Marijuana Party. Well, good luck getting those people out to the polls! Yeah, that should be no problem.
Some good news from watching the debates - the terror alert on John Kerry’s face has been lowered from orange back down to pasty white. He’s pasty white again.
Welcome to the show. This just in. CBS says they can not vouch for the authenticity of John Kerry’s tan.
Kerry has gotten rid of a bunch of people. He’s now brought in a bunch from the Clinton team. These Clinton guys are good! It’s amazing what they can do. The first thing they did for Kerry was get him a chubby intern.
At his big press conference John Kerry introduced his four point plan for Iraq. That was one point for each of his positions.
They say this could be the last season for "The West Wing”. Imagine that? So next year liberals won’t even be in control of the fake White House. IP: Logged |
Rainbow~
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posted October 31, 2004 01:42 AM
Gotta admit this gave me a couple giggles too, jwhop....thanxLove,
Rainbow
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Petron
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posted October 31, 2004 01:49 AM
"You know what the Red Sox proved. They proved that the team with the most money doesn't alway win, which is bad news for the Republicans." --Jay Leno"It's getting ugly and uglier out there -- Teresa Heinz Kerry said she doesn't know if Laura Bush has ever held a real job. Laura Bush fired back. She said she was busy raising three kids -- Barbara, Jenna, and George W. That is a full-time job." --Jay Leno "The Cheneys announced that for the final two weeks of the campaign, their daughter will be straight." --Jay Leno "If Bush has a second term, Dick Cheney could be a candidate in 2008. A lot of people forgot about that. But Cheney says he has no intention of running for president for three reasons. One: He'll be too old. Two: He's had health problems. And three: He's already been president." --Jay Leno "Over the weekend, President Bush told a crowd of supporters in Florida that he is the best protection from the draft. That's not true. Bush's dad was the protection from the draft." --Jay Leno "I think, even if you're not a fan you must admit, President Bush did a little better in the third debate. Like last night he spoke from the heart. See the last two debates he's tried speaking from the brain. And you see how that works." --Jay Leno "John Kerry is now blaming President Bush for what is happening with the flu. Well, Bush shot right back and said, Well. It's pronounced 'Fallujah.'" --Jay Leno IP: Logged |
LibraSparkle
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posted October 31, 2004 01:58 AM
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posted October 31, 2004 01:17 AM
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Rainbow~
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posted October 31, 2004 01:37 AM
Ho ho ho ho ho....  (I sound like Santa and it's not even Christmas) Love,
Rainbow
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posted October 31, 2004 01:46 AM
You know Mary Cheney gets kuddos for coming out of the closet...God bless her....but poor girl......the thing to really be troubled about is admitting that Dick Cheney is your dad....eeeeee (I'd be far more embarrassed admitting to the world that Dick Cheney was my father  , than admitting to being a lesbian) Love,
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jwhop
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posted October 31, 2004 02:29 PM
Careful Rainbow, you're exhibiting the same vicious tendencies as Teresa Heinz and John Edwards wife. You should remember Mary Cheney is NOT a candidate for office.I don't think Mary Cheney would appreciate your support or your comments about her father. IP: Logged |
proxieme
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posted October 31, 2004 02:55 PM
John Kerry is going on Doctor Phil next week. How bad is the campaign when you got to go on a show to grieve?jwhop - The Bushes went on Dr. Phil a couple of weeks ago themselves 
http://www.drphil.com/show/show.jhtml?contentId=3201_bush.xml  To be fair, here's the link for the Kerry's interview: http://www.drphil.com/show/show.jhtml?contentId=3203_kerry.xml IP: Logged |
LibraSparkle
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posted October 31, 2004 03:12 PM
In light of that... I wonder how Bush's campaign is going since he has to go onto a show to grieve? IP: Logged |
26taurus
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posted October 31, 2004 03:31 PM
 Great string!  "Nice to meet you. Did you know Cheney's daughter is a lesbian?
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Lesbian,
Lesbian,
Lesbian." LOL IP: Logged |
Aquarian Girl
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posted October 31, 2004 07:34 PM
LOL... hilarious. All of it.IP: Logged |
Rainbow~
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posted October 31, 2004 08:45 PM
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Careful Rainbow, you're exhibiting the same vicious tendencies as Teresa Heinz and John Edwards wife. You should remember Mary Cheney is NOT a candidate for office.
Vicious?  Of course you're kidding. I was making reference to the "lesbian" cartoon above (of which I noticed you
made no comment at all), while at the same time, pointing out how insignificant being a lesbian is, compared to being related by blood to one of the ugly men who is behind the puppet president bush! Love,
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