posted December 10, 2004 04:10 PM
ON SMARTNESS
"There is book smart and the kind of smart that helps people do Calculus. But smart is also instinct and judgment and common sense. Smart comes in all kinds of different ways."
ON TRAVELING WITH FRIENDS
"I must confess. It did confuse some of the folks at the Crawford, Texas, coffee shop when I was traveling around the country with Theodore Kennedy."
ON UNEMPLOYMENT
"But if you've been laid off work, you're 100 percent unemployed, and I worry about it."
ON POLITICAL VIOLENCE
"The suicide bombings have increased. There's too many of them."
ON TERRIERS
"If the terriers and bariffs are torn down, this economy will grow."
ON GETTING TO THE BOTTOM OF THINGS
"I hope we get to the bottom of the answer. It's what I'm interested to know"
ON ARBOLICS
"Arbolist...Look up the word. I don't know, maybe I made it up. Anyway, it's an arbo-tree-ist, somebody who knows about trees."
ON THE JOYS OF READING
"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."
ON RACIAL PROFILING
"I mean, there needs to be a wholesale effort against racial profiling, which is illiterate children."
ON FEDERAL PROGRAMS
"They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program."
ON DEMONINATORS AND SUCH
"One of the common demoninators I have found is that expectations rise above that which is expected."
ON FAMILIES
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."
ON EMBETTERING MANKIND
"The federal government and the state government must not fear programs who change lives, but must welcome those faith-based initiatives for the embetterment of mankind."
ON THE DANGERS OF MALFEANCE
"There was no malfeance involved. This was an honest disagreement about accounting problems...There was no malfeance, no attempt to hide anything."
ON OOCHING ALONG
"Let me tell you my thoughts about tax relief. When your economy is kind of ooching along, it's important to let people have more of their own money."
ON...?
"If I'm the President, we're going to have emergency-room care, we're going to have gag orders."
GEORGE THE EDUKASHUN PRESIDENT PART 2
"One reason I like to highlight reading is, reading is the beginnings of the ability to be a good student. And if you can't read, it's going to be hard to realize dreams; it's going to be hard to go to college. So when your teachers say, read--you ought to listen to her."
GEORGE THE POSER OF PROFOUND QUESTIONS
"Will the highways on the Internet become more few."
GEORGE THE LONG-SIGHTED
"Over the long term, the most effective way to conserve energy is by using energy more efficiently."
GEORGE THE INDIGNANT PART 2
"I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating."
GEORGE ON WHAT AND WHERE
"I think he needs to stand up and say if he thought the President were wrong on policy and issues, he ought to say where."
GEORGE THE STUDENT OF TACTICS
"That's Washington. That's the place where you find people getting ready to jump out of the foxholes before the the first shot is fired."
GEORGE THE FRIEND OF GREECE
"Keep good relations with the Grecians."
GEORGE THE LEADER OF THE PACK
"Listen, Al Gore is a very tough opponent. He is the incumbent. He represents the incumbency. And a challenger is somebody who generally comes from the pack and wins, if you're going to win. And that's where I'm coming from."
GEORGE THE DEEP THINKER
"There's nothing more deep than recognizing Israel's right to exist. That's the most deep thought of all...I can't think of anything more deep than that right."
GEORGE THE OPPORTUNIST
"The public education system in American is one of the most important foundations of our democracy. After all, it where children from all over American learn to be responsible citizens, and learn to have the skills necessary to take advantage of our fantastic opportunistic society."