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Topic: New suggested name for global unity
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BlueRoamer
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posted March 13, 2005 10:20 PM
  
Hows this:
"The Jwhop and Petron partisan show"What ya guys think? IP: Logged |
Petron
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posted March 13, 2005 10:36 PM
ummm dont you mean...."the Petron and jwhop show" ?  IP: Logged |
26taurus
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posted March 13, 2005 10:43 PM
*audience laughter*  IP: Logged |
Petron
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posted March 13, 2005 11:10 PM
see what i mean? jwhop is always late to the show and early to leave......
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Petron
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posted March 13, 2005 11:12 PM
right now he's probly busy checking his talking points email from newsmax......
or posting about some democratic tissues.....
lets cut for a commercial folks...
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jwhop
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posted March 13, 2005 11:21 PM
Yeah, pass the popcorn  But if you want to share the marque, you need to change that name. Petron....sounds so oily. How about Nortep? A nice pharmaceutical name...perhaps a sleeping pill. More fitting  IP: Logged |
Petron
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posted March 13, 2005 11:34 PM
okay we're back......theres jwhop so lets bring on our first guest....President bush jr.
mr. prez jr....... can you please explain how your policy differs substantially from that of your father? 
zzzz zzzzzzz zz zzZZZZZZZZZZZZ......
Sir???
Sir??? well i guess that answers that question...... IP: Logged |
Petron
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posted March 13, 2005 11:40 PM
i'm sorry we've just been informed that bush jr.s tail was bitten for him only 7 hours ago so we have awhile to wait.... so in the meantime lets bring on our other guest who is also our biggest sponsor welcome mr. vp!! 
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Petron
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posted March 13, 2005 11:45 PM
pssst jwhop make yerself usefull and hold up that applause sign over there wouldja?IP: Logged |
jwhop
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posted March 13, 2005 11:47 PM
I don't think this is going to work out Petron. Your big break comes and you put the Prez to sleep.  IP: Logged |
Petron
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posted March 13, 2005 11:48 PM
 thx jw IP: Logged |
Petron
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posted March 13, 2005 11:51 PM
 (good work jw) IP: Logged |
Petron
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posted March 13, 2005 11:59 PM
sir can you tell us your assessment of the whole jeff gannon situation? 
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Rainbow~
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posted March 14, 2005 12:03 AM
Purty good show!  ......carry on..... IP: Logged |
Petron
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posted March 14, 2005 12:04 AM
ahemmm....no sir, i was asking about his possible connections to mr bush's advisor carl rove.....sir...... IP: Logged |
Petron
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posted March 14, 2005 12:07 AM
it seems that rush limbaugh was talking alot about gannon too.....well until the websites became publicized anyway......sir?? IP: Logged |
jwhop
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posted March 14, 2005 12:08 AM
jeff gannon, jeff gannon? Oh right, Jeff Gannon. Very interesting guy who actually asks questions in the press corp briefings which have some connection to reality. Now you're putting me to sleep. Must be catching. IP: Logged |
Petron
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posted March 14, 2005 12:15 AM
mr vp sir?is it true that martha stewart cooked your books for you when you were ceo of halliburton? if so perhaps you can share the recipe with us?...but if its a rumor i'm sure you would like to dispel it.....i dont want to make false allegations connecting you to such a notorious criminal...... 
"GO #!%*# YOURSELF!!!"
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Petron
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posted March 14, 2005 12:39 AM
ok well lets move on to our next guests before he calls powell to have the fcc close us down.....
our next two guests arrived together, secretary of defence donald rumsfeld and saddam hussein
first to mr. rumsfeld.....welcome sir.....!!! 
"Okay but if you ask me any embarrassing questions....i'll dissemble you sir"
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Petron
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posted March 14, 2005 12:43 AM
well i meant to ask you also about your assessment of jeff gannon...?IP: Logged |
Petron
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posted March 14, 2005 12:45 AM
"aaaahhhh yes i think i remember him...."
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Petron
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posted March 14, 2005 12:47 AM
ahemmm...no sir, i meant about any possible connection to carl rove..sir? IP: Logged |
Petron
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posted March 14, 2005 12:56 AM
"oh, well then why not ask him yourself, he's over there propping up bush jr. from behind as usual ...."
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Petron
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posted March 14, 2005 01:01 AM
 ah there you are mr. rove......
so what about it? jeff gannon??
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Petron
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posted March 14, 2005 01:10 AM
"and his name is james dale guckert..." IP: Logged |
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