posted July 06, 2006 02:25 AM              

All Of It Captured And Flown Back From Europe

By Wayne Madson 7-5-06

Even Bush's crap is classified top secret.

According to our Austrian sources, Austrian newspapers are currently abuzz with special security details of George W. Bush's recent trip to Vienna.

Although the heavy-handed Gestapo-like security measures meted out to Viennese home owners, business proprietors, and pedestrians by US Secret Service agents and local police before and during Bush's visit received widespread Austrian media attention, it was White House "toilet security" ("TOILSEC"), which has Austrians talking the most.

The White House flew in a special portable toilet to Vienna for Bush's personal use during his visit.

The Bush White House is so concerned about Bush's security, the veil of secrecy extends over the president's bodily excretions.

The special port-a-john captured Bush's feces and urine and flew the waste material back to the United States in the event some enterprising foreign intelligence agency conducted a sewage pipe operation designed to trap and examine Bush's waste material.

One can only wonder why the White House is taking such extraordinary security measures for the presidential poop.

In the past, similar operations were conducted against foreign leaders to determine their medical condition. However, these intelligence operations were directed against dictators in countries where even the medical conditions of the top political leaders were considered "state secrets."

The Israeli Mossad conducted one such operation against Syrian President Hafez Assad when he visited Amman, Jordan in Feb. 1999 for the funeral of King Hussein. The Mossad and its Jordanian counterpart installed a special toilet in Assad's hotel room that led not to a pipe but to a specimen canister. Assad suffered from diabetes and cancer and the operation was designed to discover the actual medical condition of the ailing leader.

During Soviet President Mikhail Gorbachev's visit to Washington in 1987, the CIA reportedly placed a special trap under a sewage tank to collect the Soviet leader's bodily waste for analysis.

More recently, the CIA was reported to have collected waste samples from Ugandan President-dictator Yoweri Museveni's toilet when he visited Washington.

Even Bush's toilet paper was flown in from the U.S. Air Base at Ramstein, Germany. In addition, Bush's food was flown in from the United States and tested with special chemicals before he ate it. Romanian dictator Nicolae Ceausescu, who was shot by a firing squad in 1989, was the last major European leader to constantly use a food tester. The last frequent state visitor to Vienna, who always relied on a food tester, was Adolf Hitler

posted July 06, 2006 03:13 AM              

What is the matter with these people?

posted July 07, 2006 12:15 PM            

I remind you leftist twits, that it was Clinton who fired the White House doctor..the doctor who examined Presidents, took blood samples, urine samples and stool samples to assess their state of health.

It was Commander Corruption who refused to make the results of his medical examinations public...breaking the Presidential tradition going back at least to the 1950's.

No leftist twit ever suggested there was something fishy about that...but there sure as hell was. it was Commander Corruption's own brother...Roger Clinton who proclaimed "Bill has a nose like a vacuum cleaner". So, we know why the White House doctor was fired. We also know why the medical examination findings were never released to the public.

Further, Commander Corruption's White House was fouled from the beginning with druggies. About 50% of the administration staff couldn't get their security clearances right away and had to wait....because they failed their drug tests...meaning, they still had controlled substances in their bloodstream.

posted July 07, 2006 01:28 PM            

You sound depressed.

Bush is still President. US forces are still kicking terrorist ass all over Iraq and Afghanistan. And the US government is firmly in the hands of adults. The NY Times has been shown to be the vipers pit of treasonous leftists I've always known they are. Treasonous Congressional democrats have now shown America they aren't fit to even be in Congress, let alone be the majority party in America.

What do you have to laugh about?

Here's something to cheer you up.

It looks like Hillary may continue on as your NY Senator...beyond the 2008 presidential elections.

posted July 07, 2006 01:39 PM              

This government gets more pathetic each day. What are they afraid of someone tracing his crap to reptilian DNA?

Lmfaooooooooooooooo.

What a clownnnnnnnnn.

posted July 07, 2006 01:50 PM              

I'd think they wouldn't be able to type or write and read or have a job in Accounting.

posted July 07, 2006 02:17 PM            

I note an absence here for a while now...so let me connect the dots.

Been practicing random typing on the computer.

100 monkeys typing randomly would eventually type all of Shakespeare's plays perfectly.

Given 10...or is it 12 now..personas; I compute it only takes a few days to type:

Bush suks
Cheney suks
Rumsfeld suks
America suks

posted July 07, 2006 02:20 PM              

I think you need to work on your IQ old man.

Your spelling sucks.

posted July 07, 2006 02:23 PM              

NO ONE here ever said "America sucks"!

ur making things up moron. ur trying to create an atmosphere where people begin to think that if they don't support bush they don't support america and they become leftist. cheapest and the easiest way out.

posted July 07, 2006 02:28 PM              

the right elephant is right. ...

plain and simple..

posted July 07, 2006 02:51 PM            

I hadn't noticed. You must be a real lightweight.

I did notice a mosquito bite on my ankle...was that you?

Noticed your screen name.

Are you one of the leftist intellectual midgets who along with Mirandee and other leftists destroyed the Conscious Evolution site?

posted July 08, 2006 01:12 AM              

So whose the real air head here? Or I should say, the real HOT air head.

posted July 08, 2006 01:33 AM              

For one thing it is not destroyed. It is still up and running.

If you are going to keep making that dumb ass charge against me then you are going to have to show some proof. Otherwise it amounts to no more than your own stupid, personal opinion. Which it really is anyway.

posted July 08, 2006 01:37 PM            

This is the page of topics on the World Community forum on CE...in the time period in which I was banned....1st week of April, 2003. Note the number of active threads and the number of replies. 401 posts from March 30 to April 7...about a week. http://consciousevolution.com/ubbthreads/postlist.php?Cat=0&Board=UBB8&page=17

This is April, 2004. Note the spread between dates when new replies to topics occured. Notice the number of replies to the topics. They're down, 125 total posts between Jan 20 and April 15, 2004....about 11 weeks. http://consciousevolution.com/ubbthreads/postlist.php?Cat=0&Board=UBB8&page=9

This is October, 2004. Notice the spread between dates of new replies to topics. Note the number of posts on the page...108 on the whole page covering a period from August 20 to October 25, 2004. http://consciousevolution.com/ubbthreads/postlist.php?Cat=0&Board=UBB8&page=6

This is CE today...the entire site with all the forums had 2 total posts yesterday, July 7, 2006....none whatsoever today. http://consciousevolution.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?Cat=0

As you read what's on those pages from the past, notice the same whining, same blame America, blame Bush, attack Bush, same conspiracy theories, same asinine Bush pictures, same old--same old and some of the very same people who are here now attempting to take this site down the same toilet they flushed Greg's CE down.

BTW, Mirandee is Moonflower at CE. Same pious, sanctimonious, self righteous hypocrite with her phony selective compassion she displayed there and here.

As you read there, you will see little or no blame attach to Saddam...not from them at any rate. You will also be hard pressed to find a discouraging word about the terrorists or bin Laden. One would think after reading what these site destroyers have to say, that the United States in general and Bush in particular ARE the evil in the world.

I realize Greg passed away November 23, 2004 but CE was well on the path of extinction before that...as the numbers show very well.

So let's hear no more about why CE is in reality all but a dead issue Mirandee. You and your leftist friends made reasonable people want to throw up...Uuuuurp...and they simply stopped coming to your anti war, anti America, anti Bush site.

People came for serious discussion...about politics, about astrology, about love, about numerology, about Linda Goodman and you and your leftist friends gave them bullsh*t ala moveon, daily kos, democrat underground and some of the other most radical leftist organizations in this country...including ANSWER. You gave them petitions by communists to impeach the President. You advertised and approved their street protests...with the communists in attendance, including the narco communists from South America. You gave them your support and showed your support for Saddam, for Islamic Jihad, for Hamas and for terrorists and terrorism in general because that's who was represented in those so called peace marches and also represented in the various petitions.

Now, hardly anyone shows up there at all.

It would be interesting to see how many from CE are here now...under different screen names.

posted July 08, 2006 05:56 PM              

You're wrong...

Mirandee and I are the only ones who come here from CE....

juniper posts at CE once in awhile, but she's basically an LL person...I think...

posted July 08, 2006 06:10 PM              

Was good going back and reading some of it....

YOu mentioned that there was a lot of "whining" etc...over there....

Here's a page started by Gregory that seems pretty much in support of the troops....