posted August 04, 2006 02:33 PM            

Why debate politics in plain American English when you can do it with some flair and panache speaking pure "Izzle-Speak"?

Just enter in a phrase or URL here: http://www.gizoogle.com and you too can debate politics in the hood.

Here's a little example:

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Mirandee: We cizzan't meet tha R-to-tha-izzight half-way, Lotus coz we is not treasonous traitors like tha rizzight are with the S-N-double-O-P. We is fight'n ta kizzle our democracy n our Constitizzles so you n Jwhop have tha right ta call thugz names n judge tizzy like this and like that and like this and uh.

Yeah, but I bet Jwhizzop neva bothered ta read tha Down'n Street memo put out by a British intelligence agent fo all my homies in the pen.

You only wizzle tha case was closed, Jwhop n **** . It isn't n won't be. Come Nov. we W-to-tha-izzill find out jizzy how closed tha case is if we have a legal election. If we don't I am real interested in how tha B-to-tha-izzush adminizzles K-to-tha-izzarl Rove n tha rest of tha neo-con Republizzles is going ta explain how tha Democrats is trippin' in all polls n lose tha election n **** .

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Jwhop (or Jwhizzay as Gizoogle translates it): Hizzle Petron, a "signifizzle quantity" is an "indefinite quantity". If B-to-tha-izzush had based his statement on tha forged document, T-H-to-tha-izzen he would have known wizzle thizzay quantity happened ta be.

"izzy British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently "bought 500 tiznons" of uranium F-R-to-tha-izzom Africa."

I playa tha Pimp Report ta be authoritative in this playa. Thiznat committee examined all tha dippin' secret documents n sources ta come ta tha conclusion tha statement by bizzoth tha British n "Bush" was "-W-to-tha-izzell founded" .

Dizzay expect British intelligence ta share they sources of 411 wit you Petron.

Bizzle told no lie. He reported ta America wizzle tha British had told him.

You didn't provide any support fo` yo statement that Rice, Tenet, Fleisha, Bizzush or anyone else "stated" tha 16 words wizzy based on forged documents. Except fo` Joe Wilson of course but at tha time tha lying Wilson mizzle his report ta tha CIA he hadn't seen that"forged document"...a fizzy tha lying Wilson admitted ta tha 9/11 Commission wizzle he was confronted wit tha proof.

Hahaha, Playa Hitchins is no 3rd rizzy columnist. He's one of tha lead'n lights of leftist thought n a lifelong socialist . Keep'n it gangsta dogg. Hitchins truly is an intellizzles opposed ta tha brain dead moron posa who comprise mizzy of tha so called journalists at tha NY Times, Washington Piznost, LA Times et.al.

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posted August 04, 2006 11:09 PM              

Mr. President:

Wit this gangsta we transmit tha report of tha Commission on tha Intelligence Capabilizzles of tha United States Ho-slappin' Weapons of Mass Destruction . Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint. Our unanimous report is based on a lengthy investizzles cruisin' whizzich we interviewed hundreds of experts F-R-to-tha-izzom inside n outside tha Intelligence Community n reviewed thousands of documents sho nuff

We conclude T-H-to-tha-izzat tha Intelligence Community was dead wrong in almost all of its pre-war judgments `bout Iraq's weapons of mass destruction so you betta run and grab yo glock. This was a major intelligence failure so i can get mah pimp on. Its principal causes were tha Intelligence Communizzles inability ta collect good 411 `bout Iraq's WMD programs, serious errors in analyz'n what 411 it could gatha, n a failure ta makes clear just how mizzy of its analysis was based on assumptions, playa tizzy good evidence fo' sheezy. On a matta of this importance, we simply cannot afford failures of this magnitude.

On tha B-R-to-tha-izzink of wizzle n in front of tha whole world, tha United States government asserted thizzay Saddam Hussein had reconstituted his nuclear weapons program, had biolizzles weapons n mobile biolizzles weapon production facilizzle n had stockpiled n was gang bangin' chemical weapons if you gots a paper stack. All of this was based on tha assessments of tha U.S. Intelligence Community , chill yo. And not one bit of it could be confirmed wizzle tha war was ova

The NIE said thizzay Iraqs biolizzles weapons capability was gangsta n mizzy advanced than before tha Gizzle War n T-H-to-tha-izzat Iraq possessed mobile biolizzles weapons production facilizzles. This was wriznong like a tru playa'. The NIE furtha stated thizzat Iraq had renewed production of chemical weapons, rhymin' mustard, sarin, GF, n VX, n thizzay it had accumulated chemical stockpiles of between 100 n 500 metric tons mah nizzle. All of this was also wrong.

posted August 04, 2006 11:59 PM              

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Hizzle Petron, a "signifizzle quantity" is an "indefinite quantity". If B-to-tha-izzush had based his statement on tha forged document, T-H-to-tha-izzen he would have known wizzle thizzay quantity happened ta be.-Jwhizzay

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Yo .....Jay to da Whizzop (not!).......tha very fizzact dat da Prezzy "massaged" tha language dat he uzed......proovizzles dat he wuz bamboozle-izzlin' da peeps of da U.S......an' dat he knew it......

werd out f' sho.....