Anyway, here's my approximated translation.
quote:
Boy: Hey, you. What boredom!Girl: There's nothing to do!
Castro: You can play the most fun game of all, Cuban Monopoly! Enjoy this revolutionary game with your comrades!
Mom: (taking turn) Do I buy it?
Castro: No! It will never be yours! Here, all the properties are (government owned/loaned to you).
Mom: This way no one wins and no one loses! Excellent!
Girl: (rolls dice) Wow! I always roll one!
Castro: Of course, don't you see that all the sides on the die are equal, girl?
Father: (pulls card and reads) "You have mentioned the words "Free Election".
Castro: Then you must spend 1,000 turns in jail!
Family: (in unision) Uh oh!
Boy: And if it's my turn to pass "GO"?
Castro: You win one soap bar!
Family: (in unison) Wow!
Castro: Cuban Monopoly! A game to enjoy with all your comrades!
Announcer: The rafts to escape the island are sold separately.