posted January 30, 2011 07:07 PM            

"People understand contests. You take a bunch of kids throwing rocks at random and people look askance, but if you go and hold a rock-throwing contest - people understand that." Don Murray

"I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity." Albert Einstein

"Would you live with ease, do what you ought, and not what you please." Benjamin Franklin

"Cheerfulness and contentment are great beautifiers and are famous preservers of youthful looks." Charles Dickens

"A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business." Henry Ford

"One moment of a man's life is a fact so stupendous as to take the luster out of all fiction." Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Hear reason, or she'll make you feel her." Benjamin Franklin

"Silence is a friend who will never betray." Confucius

"When you have solved all the mysteries of life you long for death, for it is but another mystery of life." Kahil Gilbran

"Every revolutionary ends up either by becoming an oppressor or a heretic." Albert Camus

"Opportunities to find deeper powers within ourselves come when life seems most challenging.” Joseph Campbell

"If I am to speak ten minutes, I need a week for preparation; if fifteen minutes, three days; if half an hour, two days; if an hour, I am ready now." Woodrow Wilson

"My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it." Buddy Hackett

"When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back." Woody Allen

"Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young." Henry Ford

"These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow." Sam Sneed

"Reason, ruling alone, is a force confining, and passion, unattended, is a flame that burns to its own destruction. Therefore, let your soul exalt your reason to the height of passion!" Kahil Gibran

"Know the true value of time: snatch, seize, and enjoy every moment of it. No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination; never put off till tomorrow what you can do today." Lord Chesterfield

"Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity." Unknown

"To hear complaints with patience, even when complaints are vain, is one of the duties of friendship." Dr Samuel Johnson

"The happiness of the domestic fireside is the first boon of Heaven; and it is well it is so, since it is that which is the lot of the mass of mankind." Thomas Jefferson

"In poverty and other misfortunes of life, true friends are a sure refuge. The young they keep out of mischief; to the old they are a comfort and aid in their weakness, and those in the prime of life they incite to noble deeds." Aristotle

"Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save." Will Rogers

"A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad." Theodore Roosevelt

I have a very strong feeling that the opposite of love is not hate - it's apathy. It's not giving a damn.
-Leo Buscaglia

Every difficulty slurred over will be a ghost to disturb your repose later on.
-Frederic Chopin

Most human beings have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted.
-Aldous Huxley

posted February 03, 2011 10:50 PM            

"You must love yourself before you love another. By accepting yourself and fully being what you are, your simple presence can make others happy."

"Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do."

"Don't be pushed by your problems. Be led by your dreams."

"Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today."

"Dreams are like stars...you may never touch them, but if you follow them they will lead you to your destiny."

"Dreams are illustrations... from the book your soul is writing about you."

"To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your own path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest"

"The only thing that will stop you from fulfilling your dreams is you."

"The only place where your dream becomes impossible is in your own thinking."

"Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal."

"I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness because it shows me the stars."

"Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true."

"Follow your dreams, for as you dream you shall become."

"Though my soul may set in darkness, It will rise in perfect light, I have loved the stars too fondly To be fearful of the night"

posted February 10, 2011 11:35 AM            

“Experience is not what happens to you. It is what you do with what happens to you.”
-Aldous Huxley

“Several excuses are always less convincing than one.”
~Aldous Huxley

“Chastity - the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions.”
~Aldous Huxley

“Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.”
~Aldous Huxley

“After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.”
~Aldous Huxley

“An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.”
~Aldous Huxley

“We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell”
~Oscar Wilde (Irish Poet, Novelist, Dramatist and Critic, 1854-1900)

“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.”
~Mark Twain (American Humorist, Writer and Lecturer. 1835-1910)

posted February 12, 2011 11:41 PM            

The highest love a person can have for you
is to wish for you to evolve into the best person
you can be. No one owns you, no matter what
your relationship.
~ David Viscott

"Love is the enchanted dawn of every heart."
~Alphonse Marie de la Martine~

Love is, above all, the gift of oneself.
~Jean Anouilh (1910-1987)~

"Love doesn't make the world go round, love is what makes the ride worthwhile."
~Elizabeth Browning~

"One word frees us of all the weight and pain in life. That word is Love."
~Sophocles~

"There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved."
~George Sand~

posted February 23, 2011 10:09 PM            

- Celia Luce

posted February 25, 2011 01:08 PM            

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A small pebble can cause much discomfort in one's shoe, though. But it is as simple matter to cast it out.

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posted March 24, 2011 10:39 PM            

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."-

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.

Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.

I'm not anti-social, I just don't like you"

"We are all going to hell, and I am driving the bus"

"You shouldn't compare yourself to others they are more screwed up than you think."

"The people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones never go away."

"I can either be your best friend or your worst enemy".

We crush the caterpillars then complain there are no butterflies

I'm not a tease, Im just a reminder of what you can't have

**If it doesn't fit force it, if it breaks it needed replaced anyway*

"Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead."

"I don't want to achieve immortality thru my work. I want to achieve immortality thru not dying"

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks

Don't give other people a piece of your mind unless you can afford it.

Foresight is knowing when to shut your mouth before someone suggests it.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change

"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."

"Lies circle the earth while Truth is still trying to put on its shoes."

I wanna be different just like everyone else

Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Don't eat pork. I'm sorry, what was that last one?? Don't eat pork. God has spoken. Is that the word of God or is that pigs trying to outsmart everybody?

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt

You can't argue with a sick mind

You're only young once, but you can be immature the rest of your life

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car

Every piece of paper has two good sides... Unless you use magic marker then you're fuqcked

"Don't underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers"

What do sheep count when they can't sleep?

*Fighting for peace is like fucqing for virginity*

It takes 42 muscles to frown and only four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me.

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again

***Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege***

Last night I was looking at the stars and I was wondering where the heck is my ceiling!

*They say true love hides behind every Corner...I must be walking in Circles! *

Im an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight!

4 out of 5 voices in my head say go back to sleep

FOR ALL OF YOU WHO TALK ABOUT ME THANKS FOR MAKING ME THE CENTER OF YOUR WORLD!

I can only please one person per day, today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

I am not a player...I'm the game

I'm not a blonde! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm knot!

I Know I'm Not Perfect, but I'm So Close it scares me~! ~

I smile because I have no idea what is going on

I dont need Your Attitude, I Have One of My Own

****I'm not weird! I'm gifted****

You're only bad if you're caught... So that makes me a good girl, RIGHT!

CLICK YOUR HEELS AND SAY "I NEED A LIFE, I NEED A LIFE"

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in her shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Hooked on funks worked far me, Kant cha tell?

DON'T LOOK AT ME IN THAT TONE OF VOICE

Success comes before work... only in the dictionary

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Everyone gets a chance in the spotlight; you can have it when I'm done!

NO OFFICER THERE'S ANY BLOOD IN MY ALCOHOL SYSTEM!

In some cultures what I do is considered normal

Even if the voices are not real, they have some good ideas.

Roses are red violets are blue
sugar is sweet and so are you,
but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead
the sugar bowls empty and so is your head

If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk

I don't come with dice-so don't play me.

This is an inside joke and your on the outside!

-That's all right, that's okay, you're going to pump my gas someday! -

EVIL is just LIVE spelled backwards

Life isn't a garden...so stop being a hoe!

HOW MANY BOWLS OF COURAGE DID U EAT THIS MORNING?

Roses are red violets are blue I'm skitzafranic and so am I!

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once!

I never knew my father was an alcoholic until he came home sober one night..."

"Winston, you are drunk." - Lady Astor
"Yes my dear, but you are ugly, and in the morning I shall be sober" - Winston Churchill

"It's not true that life is one damn thing after another. It's the same damn thing over and over."

How many frickin' times do I have to say, 'In the form of a question', people?!?" - Alex Trebek

I no longer wish to belong to the kind of club that accepts people like me as members" - Groucho Marx

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

I like to tell people I have the heart of a small boy. Then I say it's in a jar on my desk." - Stephen King

I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears

Drugs cause amnesia and other things I can't remember

How can there be self-help GROUPS?

What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

Don't go away mad, just go away!

We're having creative differences. I'm creative, you're different

Don't talk about yourself so much... we'll do that when you leave.

I'd like to see things your way, but I'm not sure if I can stick my head that far up my asz.

What is your worst sin? My vanity. I spend hours before the mirror admiring my beauty. That isn't vanity, dear, that's imagination.

If your parents got a divorce would they still be brother and sister?

It's a beautiful world but everyone's insane."

~Is Santa so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live?

A man talks dirty to a women and its sexual harassment. A women talks dirty to a man and its $3.95 a min.

"Drug laws create criminals"

"Always forgive your enemies-nothing annoys them so much."

"If you need space, join NASA, baby"

Its not an attitude ,its the way I am

posted March 26, 2011 12:56 AM            

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Quotes with attitude!

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posted March 26, 2011 02:19 PM            

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They would make for great t-shirts.

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posted March 27, 2011 01:11 PM            

Found these drink coasters a lady had made at the flea market the other day. They say:

"I think, therefore I'm single."

"I don't make mistakes, I just date them."

"Beer: It's not just for breakfast anymore." LOL

"Where are we going? And why are we in this handbasket?"

"Don't let reality ruin your day."

"Better to have loved and lost than to have spent the rest of my life with that PSYCHO!" LOL!!!

posted June 23, 2011 08:55 AM            

Be careful not to hurt people, they can begin to love you less. The pain you cause can chisel away the heart, until there's nothing left.

You learn a lot about people when you listen to the songs that mean something to them. I've always had a passion for the ballads but now, for some strange I'm really into the rock music. After all I like to "Dream On" when I "Walk this Way" Theres nothing like a song to give you memories.

"Love me or hate me, both are in my favor. If you love me, I'll always be in your heart. If you hate me, I'll always be in your mind."
~William Shakespeare

Never allow anyone to deny your reality in order for them to affirm their own.

Remember, people only rain on your parade because they're jealous of your sun & tired of their shade

A strong woman is one who feels deeply and loves fiercely. Her tears flow just as abundantly as her laughter. A strong woman is both soft and powerful. She is both practical and spritual. A strong woman, in her essence, is a gift to all the world.
~ Unknown.

All I can do is be me,
what ever that is,
But I'm working on it.

~Bns

"Single doesn't always mean lonely and relationship doesn't always mean happy."
~Unknown

Even if you push them away,
People who truly love you,
Will always choose to stay.

If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we would all be millionaires.
~Abigail Van Buren

"To love life, to love it even
when you have no stomach for it
and everything you've held dear
crumbles like burnt paper in your hands,
your throat filled with the silt of it.
When grief sits with you, its tropical heat
thickening the air, heavy as water
more fit for gills than lungs;
when grief weights you like your own flesh
only more of it, an obesity of grief,
you think, How can a body withstand this?
Then you hold life like a face
between your palms, a plain face,
no charming smile, no violet eyes,
and you say, yes, I will take you
I will love you, again."
— Ellen Bass

Dont let someone else's self imposed half filled cup make you forget the depth of your own well.

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.

- Arnold Haultain

posted July 24, 2011 03:23 PM            

Language... has created the word "loneliness" to express the pain of being alone. And it has created the word "solitude" to express the glory of being alone.
Paul Tillich

Solitude is pleasant. Loneliness is not.
Anna Neagle

We are all so much together, but we are all dying of loneliness.
Albert Schweitzer

What loneliness is more lonely than distrust?
George Eliot