posted October 21, 2004 04:27 PM
Found this interesting. Osho on the F - word. You can read the whole thing here: http://www.oshoturk.com/osho-life/07-60-jokes.htm#ps
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I feel shocked when You use the word 'f*ck'. What to do?It is one of the most beautiful words. The English language should be proud of it. I don't think any other language has such a beautiful word.
One Tom from California has done some great research on it. I think he must be the famous Tom of Tom, Dick and Harry fame….
He says:
One of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word '**** '. It is one magical word: just by its sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. In language it falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John ****** Mary) and intransitive (Mary was ****** by John), and as a noun (Mary is a fine **** ). It can be used as an adjective (Mary is ******* beautiful). As you can see there are not many words with the versatility of '**** '.
Besides the sexual meaning, there are also the following uses:
Fraud: I got ****** at the used car lot.
Ignorance: ****** if I know.
Trouble: I guess I am ****** now!
Aggression: **** you!
Displeasure: What the **** is going on here?
Difficulty: I can't understand this ******* job.
Incompetence: He is a **** -off.
Suspicion: What the **** are you doing?
Enjoyment: I had a ******* good time.
Request: Get the **** out of here!
Hostility: I am going to knock your ******* head off!
Greeting: How the **** are you?
Apathy: Who gives a **** ?
Innovation: Get a bigger ******* hammer.
Surprise: **** ! You scared the **** out of me!
Anxiety: Today is really ****** .
And it is very healthy too. If every morning you do it as a Transcendental Meditation—just when you get up, the first thing, repeat the mantra "**** you!" five times—it clears the throat. That's how I keep my throat clear! dh1104
One Indian friend has written—his name is Iqbal Kureshi—he says: Osho, what you say between the jokes is beautiful, religious and spiritual, but the jokes destroy your image in the public eye. After all, what is the purpose of all these jokes?
Iqbal Kureshi, that's exactly the purpose: to destroy the image! I don't want to be known as a saint—that's exactly the purpose. And I am not worried about what others think of me—I am not a politician. Only politicians are worried, continuously worried, about what others are thinking about them, because they have to depend on others—the others have the votes. I don't depend on anybody's votes, anybody's opinion. I am simply whatsoever I am. Why should I be bothered about my image?
The very worry about the image is egoistic, but your saints are worried, I know that. I have known all kinds of your saints—Hindu, Mohammedan, Christian, Sikh Jainas, Buddhists—I have come across all kinds of your saints. They are far more political than your politicians, because this very idea is politics: what people are thinking, remain respectable. Respectability is nothing but nourishment for the ego.
I don't want to be respectable. Either you love me or you don't love me; respect is simply meaningless. Respect and the desire for it is egoistic. So those who love me, they will love me as I am. I am not going to compromise, I am not going to accommodate. And I could create that accommodation so easily: I could not use a few words—'**** ' and '**** '—and I could become a saint. You see how cheap it is! But I am not interested in such cheap saintliness. If I am a saint then whatsoever I say is saintly; if I am not a saint then I may go on reciting the Gita and the Koran and the Vedas but I am not a saint, I am just a parrot.
I am not interested at all in mirrors. I know my original face—and the original face is not known through mirrors. Public opinion is only a mirror.
Iqbal Kureshi must be worried about my image. He says, "It puts your image upside-down." What is wrong with being upside-down? That's what they call in yoga sirshasan—the headstand. And as far as I am concerned, I know that you are upside-down, so when you see me upside-down that simply means I am standing on my legs and you are standing on your head!
The whole of humanity is standing upside-down, but because all are standing upside-down whosoever tries to stand on his feet will look upside-down—he will be a minority. The Buddha is always a minority.
Iqbal Kureshi has asked in a friendly way…he must be in love with me so he is worried. He says: Whatsoever you say between the jokes is beautiful, religious and spiritual.
I don't think so—that is really ******** ! Only the jokes are beautiful, religious and spiritual. But we cannot agree. I cannot agree with you because you are absolutely unconscious, and you cannot agree with me because I am absolutely conscious. We are living in totally different dimensions….
He asks: What is the purpose of all these jokes?
I also ask, "What is the purpose of all these religious and spiritual things that I go on saying?" Just old habit, I think. Otherwise there is no point! And sooner or later you will see—I will only tell jokes….
But Kureshi is worried because he thinks the jokes are sometimes dirty. I have never come across a dirty joke. The idea of the dirty comes from your interpretation, otherwise what is dirty? If you think sex is dirty, then any joke which implies some sexuality becomes dirty. It is your idea that makes it dirty. To me sex is as sacred as anything else—to me the whole of life is divine. And these so-called saints have always been telling you that the whole of life is divine, but it seems they don't mean it. I really mean it! ultima04