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Peri
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Posts: 938
From: Kyiv, Ukraine
Registered: Dec 2003

posted December 09, 2005 03:03 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Peri     Edit/Delete Message
AGE - DRINK
17 Beer
25 Bourbon
35 Vodka
48 Double vodka
66 Maalox

AGE - SEDUCTION LINE
17 My parents are away for the weekend.
25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend.
35 My fiancée is away for the weekend.
48 My wife is away for the weekend.
66 My second wife is dead.

AGE - FAVORITE SPORT
17 Sex
25 Sex
35 Sex
48 Napping after Sex
66 Napping

AGE- DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
17 Tongue
25 Breakfast
35 She didn't set back my therapy.
48 I didn't have to meet her kids.
66 Got home alive.

AGE - FAVORITE FANTASY
17 Getting to third
25 Airplane sex
35 Menage a trois
48 Taking the company public
66 Swiss maid/Nazi love slave

AGE- WHAT 'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
17 25
25 35
35 48
48 66
66 17

AGE - IDEAL DATE
17 Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in
25 Split the check before we go back to my place
35 Just come over.
48 Just come over and cook.
66 Sex in the company jet on the way to Vegas.

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BlueRoamer
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Posts: 1304
From: Calm Blue Ocean, Calm Blue Ocean
Registered: Jun 2003

posted December 09, 2005 03:07 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for BlueRoamer     Edit/Delete Message
LOL love it

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AcousticGod
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Posts: 3896
From: Pleasanton, CA, USA
Registered: May 2005

posted December 09, 2005 12:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AcousticGod     Edit/Delete Message
Nice!

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