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Topic: Female Stages of Life
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Peri Knowflake Posts: 938 From: Kyiv, Ukraine Registered: Dec 2003
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posted December 09, 2005 03:05 AM
AGE - DRINK 17 Wine Coolers 25 White wine 35 Red wine 48 Dom Perignon 66 Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaserAGE - EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to wash and condition my hair 35 Need to color my hair 48 Need to have François color my hair 66 Need to have François color my wig AGE- FAVORITE SPORT 17 Shopping 25 Shopping 35 Shopping 48 Shopping 66 Shopping AGE - DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 Burger King 25 Free meal 35 A diamond 48 A bigger diamond 66 Home Alone AGE - FAVORITE FANTASY 17 Tall, dark and handsome 25 Tall, dark and handsome with money 35 Tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain 48 A man with hair 66 A man AGE- WHAT S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? 17 17 25 25 35 35 48 48 66 66 AGE- IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks breakfast the next morning 48 He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids 66 He can chew breakfast IP: Logged |
nannyfish Knowflake Posts: 172 From: England Registered: Aug 2005
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posted December 09, 2005 05:28 AM
Hehehe...funny and oddly true! :PIP: Logged |
proxieme Knowflake Posts: 5458 From: Southern 'Bama Registered: Aug 2002
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posted December 09, 2005 10:24 AM
Yech. I'm glad that both of your "stages of life" aren't true on this end IP: Logged |
Peri Knowflake Posts: 938 From: Kyiv, Ukraine Registered: Dec 2003
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posted December 09, 2005 10:37 AM
Prox you've probably taken them too seriously These 'stages' are not mine and they are just jokes; there is no need to personalize them just enjoy them and smile. http://www.saviodsilva.com/09/lists.htm IP: Logged |
proxieme Knowflake Posts: 5458 From: Southern 'Bama Registered: Aug 2002
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posted December 09, 2005 11:21 AM
Aw, no - I didn't mean that as a serious, "EGADS, Peri! How dare you post such outrageous libel!" but more as, "Y'know, those're kinda funny...but "IP: Logged |
fayte.m Knowflake Posts: 2974 From: Registered: Mar 2005
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posted December 09, 2005 11:51 AM
I must be a mutant! NONE of that was/is me! IP: Logged |
BloodRedMoon Knowflake Posts: 852 From: somewhere out there Registered: Apr 2004
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posted December 09, 2005 09:39 PM
Entertaining - luckily untrue!IP: Logged |
peace Knowflake Posts: 416 From: Honolulu,HI Registered: Apr 2004
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posted December 09, 2005 09:48 PM
LOL!.IP: Logged |
dorkus_malorkus Knowflake Posts: 959 From: Reno, Nevada, USA Registered: Jun 2003
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posted December 09, 2005 10:57 PM
quote: 66 Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser
lmfao IP: Logged |