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Peri
Knowflake

Posts: 938
From: Kyiv, Ukraine
Registered: Dec 2003

posted December 09, 2005 03:05 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Peri     Edit/Delete Message
AGE - DRINK
17 Wine Coolers
25 White wine
35 Red wine
48 Dom Perignon
66 Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser

AGE - EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES
17 Need to wash my hair
25 Need to wash and condition my hair
35 Need to color my hair
48 Need to have François color my hair
66 Need to have François color my wig

AGE- FAVORITE SPORT
17 Shopping
25 Shopping
35 Shopping
48 Shopping
66 Shopping

AGE - DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
17 Burger King
25 Free meal
35 A diamond
48 A bigger diamond
66 Home Alone

AGE - FAVORITE FANTASY
17 Tall, dark and handsome
25 Tall, dark and handsome with money
35 Tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain
48 A man with hair
66 A man

AGE- WHAT S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
17 17
25 25
35 35
48 48
66 66

AGE- IDEAL DATE
17 He offers to pay
25 He pays
35 He cooks breakfast the next morning
48 He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids
66 He can chew breakfast

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nannyfish
Knowflake

Posts: 172
From: England
Registered: Aug 2005

posted December 09, 2005 05:28 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for nannyfish     Edit/Delete Message
Hehehe...funny and oddly true! :P

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proxieme
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Posts: 5458
From: Southern 'Bama
Registered: Aug 2002

posted December 09, 2005 10:24 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for proxieme     Edit/Delete Message
Yech. I'm glad that both of your "stages of life" aren't true on this end

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Peri
Knowflake

Posts: 938
From: Kyiv, Ukraine
Registered: Dec 2003

posted December 09, 2005 10:37 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Peri     Edit/Delete Message
Prox

you've probably taken them too seriously

These 'stages' are not mine and they are just jokes; there is no need to personalize them just enjoy them and smile.

http://www.saviodsilva.com/09/lists.htm

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proxieme
Knowflake

Posts: 5458
From: Southern 'Bama
Registered: Aug 2002

posted December 09, 2005 11:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for proxieme     Edit/Delete Message
Aw, no - I didn't mean that as a serious,
"EGADS, Peri! How dare you post such outrageous libel!" but more as,
"Y'know, those're kinda funny...but "

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fayte.m
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Posts: 2974
From:
Registered: Mar 2005

posted December 09, 2005 11:51 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for fayte.m     Edit/Delete Message
I must be a mutant!
NONE of that was/is me!

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BloodRedMoon
Knowflake

Posts: 852
From: somewhere out there
Registered: Apr 2004

posted December 09, 2005 09:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for BloodRedMoon     Edit/Delete Message
Entertaining - luckily untrue!

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peace
Knowflake

Posts: 416
From: Honolulu,HI
Registered: Apr 2004

posted December 09, 2005 09:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for peace     Edit/Delete Message
LOL!.

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dorkus_malorkus
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Posts: 959
From: Reno, Nevada, USA
Registered: Jun 2003

posted December 09, 2005 10:57 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for dorkus_malorkus     Edit/Delete Message
quote:
66 Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser

lmfao

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