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Mirandee
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posted December 03, 2007 10:49 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mirandee     Edit/Delete Message
LIARS IN
CHURCH


A preacher finished the service one
morning by saying, "Next Sunday, I am going to preach on the subject of liars.

As a preparation for my sermon,

I would like you all to read Mark
17."

On the following Sunday, the
preacher rose to begin. Looking out at the congregation he said,

"Last week I asked you all to read
Mark 17.

If you have read the chapter,
please raise your hand."


Nearly every hand in the
congregation went up. Smiling, the preacher said,

"You are the very people I want to
talk to. Mark only has 16 chapters."

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yourfriendinspirit
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posted December 03, 2007 10:55 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for yourfriendinspirit     Edit/Delete Message
Adorable!!!

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Solane Star
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From: Ontario, Canada
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posted December 03, 2007 12:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Solane Star     Edit/Delete Message

Thanks Mom!!!

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