posted December 21, 2008 09:24 PM         

i've been listening to his podcasts tonight..
seems he's written a funny book too:

"An amazing book. I love it. A Stab in the Light is brilliant."
Robin Zodiac-Top Secret Celebrity Psychic and Radio/TV
Host

"One of the most entertaining books of the year. People have to know about Jaye Beldo!"
Robert Morningstar-UFO Digest

"A page turner and then some!"
Robert Sterling-The Konformist

"F*&%ing Hilarious!!"
Jerry E. Smith -author of HAARP: The Ultimate Conspiracy

Jason Bodel, a dimensionally challenged spiritual seeker attempts to get his book Shaman Commandos published by Crescent Moon, Inc., one of the oldest ‘alternative spirituality’ publishers located in St Paul, Mn. Along the way, he encounters metaphysical riff-raff: A chain smoking, coffee guzzling, remote viewing, evil Freemason ‘Swami’ and best selling author of 'Kundalini Made Easy', a cut throat Ascencionist Cult Priestess who channels a dubious entity named Ahtmar who claims that ‘highly evolved spiritual beings’ caused 911 to happen because "It was a much needed Feng Shui cure to clear the stagnant chi energy out of the financial district in NYC" all the while murdering her spiritual competition in Waffen SS fashion along the way and many other New Age reprobates and Cosmic Consciousness Con Artists.

A Stab In the Light exposes the hypocrisy of the New Age movement and how the marketing of spirituality in a predatory capitalist society as found in America and elsewhere inevitably leads to loss of soul, devaluation of service to others, unconditional love, compassion and diminishment of ego. Satirical yet humorously inspiring, entertaining yet disturbing in a revelatory way, A Stab in the Light is sure to spark heated discussion as more and more people are clearing the indigo colored wool from their third eyes and seeing the harsh and bitter truth underneath the thin veener of love and light.

If you want to gain a better understanding of the sinister dynamics of the New Age, A Stab In the Light is a great place to start. Author Jaye Beldo has racked up millions of Frequent Flyer miles in the twenty five years that he has been jetting around in the alternative spirituality and holistic health fields. Fortunately, he has survived the experience to write this work of FACTION thinly disguised as fiction.

posted December 21, 2008 09:34 PM         

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A Stab in the Light is sure to spark heated discussion as more and more people are clearing the indigo colored wool from their third eyes and seeing the harsh and bitter truth underneath the thin veener of love and light.

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posted December 21, 2008 09:39 PM         

Fear Monger Award 2008

Greetings Lava Surfers,

Fear is at an all time high these days.
Of course there are opportunists at hand
who are quick to capitalize on it-
rendering fear into a desireable commodity that
sells even better than sex. In honor of
this all too common pathology, Lava Cocktail has
decided to come out with the Fear Monger Award and
after careful consideration feels that it should go to none
other than Alex Jones of Prison Planet.

Alex Jones: Fear Monger Award Winner 2008

Alex would be very disappointed if there wasn't
a New World Order, the 'threat' of Martial law, Fourth
Reich, etc. looming over us all. Who would he have
to point a finger at then? None other than himself. What
would he rant about through his bullhorn? His own fears and
insecurities? I doubt Alex will ever realize that he is a tool
of the NWO he has devoted his life to 'exposing'. As a compensatory gift,
Lava Cocktail has decided to open up his kidney and bladder
meridians via radionic acupuncture in hopes that Mr. Jone's penchant
for fear mongering will somehow abate and the road he is taking
towards permanent psychosis will be blocked, forcing him
to take a more proactive, life affirming detour.

Congratulations Alex!

If you don't think he deserves this award, I suggest taking a look at
the following:

(youtube video at the link)