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KarenSD
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From: San Diego CA USA
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posted October 31, 2004 12:45 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for KarenSD     Edit/Delete Message
HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!

Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!

Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants...

Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there...

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?

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Nephthys
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From: California
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posted October 31, 2004 04:08 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nephthys     Edit/Delete Message
those are GREAT and TRUE!!!! My mother's Doberman, Kona, always tried to sneak / sleep on the couch at night!!!

I think my Springer Spaniel would be along the same lines as the Lab.

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KarenSD
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posted October 31, 2004 11:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for KarenSD     Edit/Delete Message
I can totally relate to the cocker spaniel one!!!

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