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posted January 29, 2009 02:47 AM            

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What would your pet say if they could talk?

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posted January 29, 2009 03:03 AM            

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FeedmeFeedmeFeedmFeedmeLeavemealoneComehereGoaway.
MeowMeow i SaidMEOW, WhyDon'tYouUnderstandWhatIAmSaying?

*cough***HACK***
OoopsSorryAboutTheHairballThingyyyyy...MoreFoodNow????

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posted January 29, 2009 05:21 AM            

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Give me some attention.

No, me, look at me!

I'm bored, can I claw your foot?

Hmmm, that salmon salad looks tasty, can I have a bit?

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posted January 29, 2009 05:24 AM            

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I haven't got any pets but my bloke has a dog who is a bit perverted (Aquarian dog) and I reckon the dog has a crush on my bloke. I did think the dog was gay but I now reckon he's bisexual as I caught him having a bit of a shuffle the other day and he looked pleased to have been caught. He winks at me quite a lot.

The dog would say: "Your eyes are like chocolate and I hear angels every time you speak. Plus you're bird's got a nice arse and she looks a bit dirty, nice work"

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posted January 29, 2009 10:47 AM              

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Cat helps deliver town's letters
~ http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/low/england/somerset/7857873.stm ~

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posted February 28, 2011 06:51 AM            

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Carrot cake now!!!

My eldest one has very animated expressions so it's easy to tell what he wants

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posted March 01, 2011 11:41 AM            

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*bark bark* "Quit looking at me like that--I'm not really a hot dog weenie!" *bark bark*

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posted March 02, 2011 10:12 AM            

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you need new carpet; my piddling days are over!

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posted March 03, 2011 11:00 AM            

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posted March 03, 2011 08:21 PM            

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Hey bonehead. Wake up and clean my litter box.

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posted March 04, 2011 12:41 PM            

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Bonehead. lol

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posted March 05, 2011 02:35 AM            

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My cat would say she's a lucky girl as her parents spoil her.

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posted March 05, 2011 09:23 AM            

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these are somw wise cracking pets

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posted March 06, 2011 04:45 AM            

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my kitty would say- "I know my fish is inside the freezer!I will sit right in front of the fridge door!!i will not let you open it! i know all my treasures(milk, fish, meat, icecream, butter) are inside the refrigerator!! I found it!!now im guarding it! i will not move!!meeow mewuu"

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posted March 06, 2011 09:41 AM            

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(soon to be pet dog) :

"I love you though I haven't met you yet."

"Youre my favorite human so far."

"I'm spoiled."

&

"You're not really going to make me wear that, are you?"

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posted March 06, 2011 10:32 AM            

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I don't think we talk enough, probably because you can't get a word in edgewise between all my meowing.

I'm really needy and 12 hours a day with you just isn't enough.

I'm clingy, whiney, and I'll bite you if you don't pet me right away.

I hate when you shower because the water scares me so I have to sit outside the curtain screaming bloody murder cause surely that water is hurting you too!

My cat is the strangest, most loving animal I have ever had haha.

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posted April 14, 2011 11:43 AM            

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*bump*

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posted April 14, 2011 08:16 PM            

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"I like people food". ^.^

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posted May 02, 2011 12:50 AM            

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↑ Hahah yes, that's exactly what my dog would say.

and probably... "toe nibble time! Om nom nom nom"

She rages war on any toes she can get her mouth on.

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posted May 03, 2011 05:32 AM            

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Originally posted by daisyduquay:
"I like people food". ^.^

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Agreed.

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posted May 04, 2011 01:24 PM            

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posted May 22, 2011 12:59 PM            

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*bump*

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posted May 23, 2011 01:41 PM            

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"Why won't you let me taste the chocolate?"

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posted May 23, 2011 02:06 PM            

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*while sniffing another dog's a$$*
"hmmm kinky!"

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posted May 23, 2011 07:02 PM            

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yummy while sniffing a pussycat that's kinky

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