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Lunargirl
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posted July 09, 2003 02:37 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Got this from my sister, enjoy!
Lunargirl


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Dear God,
How come people love to smell flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell One another? Where are their priorities?

Dear God,
When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or
is it the same old story?

Dear God,
Excuse me, but why are there cars named after the
jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not one named for a
dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! I know every breed cannot have its own model, but it would be easy to
rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle!

Dear God,
If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

Dear God,
When my foster mom's friend comes over to our house, he smells like musk!
What's he been rolling around in?

Dear God,
Is it true that in Heaven, dining room tables have
on-ramps?

Dear God,
If we come back as humans, is that good or bad?

Dear God,
More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

Dear God,
When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get in?

Dear God,
We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs, electromagnetic energy fields, and
Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

Dear God,
Are there dogs on other planets, or are we alone? I
have been howling at the moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the beagle across the street.

Dear God,
Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I
have to apologize?

Dear God,
Is it true that dogs are not allowed in restaurants
because we can't make up our minds what NOT to order? Or is it the carpets again?

Dear God,
When my family eats dinner they always bless their
food. But they never bless mine. So, I've been wagging my tail extra fast when they fill my
bowl. Have you noticed my own blessing?

Dear God,
I've always lived at the shelter and I have everything
I need. But many of the cats here have names and I don't. Could you give me a name please? It would be good for my self-esteem.

Dear God,
The new terrier I live with just peed on the Oriental
rug and I have a feeling my family might blame me 'cuz they think I'm jealous of this stupid dog. Since they have no sense of smell, how can I convince them I'm innocent? Does PetsMart sell lie detectors?


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Randall
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posted July 09, 2003 05:02 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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"Never mentally imagine for another that which you would not want to experience for yourself, since the mental image you send out inevitably comes back to you." Rebecca Clark

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SunShyne
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posted July 09, 2003 06:38 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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juniperb
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posted July 09, 2003 08:34 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for juniperb     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Dear God,
When my family eats dinner they always bless their
food. But they never bless mine. So, I've been wagging my tail extra fast when they fill my
bowl. Have you noticed my own blessing?

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sweetpeas
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posted July 09, 2003 11:46 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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posted October 06, 2003 04:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Cat     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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NikiSpeedy
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posted October 07, 2003 12:40 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Yeah -- i saw that at the New Age Forum -- funny --

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juniperb
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posted October 07, 2003 08:45 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for juniperb     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Dear God,
I've always lived at the shelter and I have everything
I need. But many of the cats here have names and I don't. Could you give me a name please? It would be good for my self-esteem.

I name you 'Abundance"

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La-Tee-Da
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posted October 07, 2003 09:20 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Doggies get so excited when you serve them the same food day after day after day...I would love to be SO content!!!

Cute post

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Hugs,LTD ~~The struggle keeps us young~~Daring to make mistakes and knowing there are none.~~DGM

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Annie Kuzma
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posted October 08, 2003 07:06 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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purplezen
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posted October 08, 2003 06:30 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

I wonder what my dog would ask God?

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Alma Sun
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posted October 06, 2011 10:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Alma Sun     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt." — Charles M. Schulz

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charmainec
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posted October 07, 2011 09:34 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for charmainec     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Dogs are much smarter than we can comprehend.

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Remember, love can conquer the influences of the planets....It can even eliminate karma.

Linda Goodman

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juniperb
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posted October 07, 2011 09:45 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for juniperb     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Dear God,
Are there dogs on other planets, or are we alone? I
have been howling at the moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the beagle across the street.

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Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it. ~Rumi~

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Randall
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posted October 08, 2011 09:57 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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"Fall down 100 times, get up 101...this is success." --ME

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Randall
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posted October 11, 2011 09:19 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I can't choose a fave.

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"Fall down 100 times, get up 101...this is success." --ME

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Randall
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posted October 12, 2011 11:26 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
There should be a list about cats.

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Randall
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posted November 21, 2011 09:44 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Moving to HC.

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"The stars which shone over Babylon and the stable in Bethlehem still shine as brightly over the Empire State Building and your front yard today. They perform their cycles with the same mathematical precision, and they will continue to affect each thing on earth, including man, as long as the earth exists." Linda Goodman

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