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Topic: Top 10 reasons you are a fundamental hindu
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Mannu
Knowflake Posts: 3178
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Registered: Mar 2006
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posted June 11, 2008 10:07 AM
 
Hehe...since there is a thread already on Christianity, I thought lets start with Hindus.
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You believe God has thousand hands and thousand legs and thousand eyes.
Oh boy if he needs to take a walk he must be spending forever to wear shoes on his legs  Or if he has thousand eyes where can his girlfriend kiss him on his face?
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Mannu
Knowflake Posts: 3178
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Registered: Mar 2006
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posted June 16, 2008 08:39 PM
Heh no takers?Second reason/sign quote:
You believe Vedas is word of God. But when questioned why is there a prayer in it that goes "Oh God...please let it rain only in our fields and not our neighbors." you have no answer
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Mannu
Knowflake Posts: 3178
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posted June 16, 2008 08:45 PM
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You believe God has three heads.
But heh how does your God ever manage to sleep in one position What if he wants to shift during his sleeping posture I can't imagine how uncomfortable it must really be. IP: Logged |
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