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Babysmackle
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From: Robincrest, Virginia, USA
Registered: Jun 2012

posted August 10, 2012 02:19 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Babysmackle     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Good night everyone, and I mean that as in I just woke up, and I should be saying good evening.

I would like to formally introduce myself to the forum. I noticed that some of my previous posts elicited a somewhat negative response, and I would like to clear the way for those of you skeptical of my integrity to see that I am actually a warm harted lion - albeit wearing a leather body suite.

Where shall we start....ah yes, my childhood. As a child I frequently roamed the streets of a major city barefoot. Which major city is of no concern. It might as well have been any city. I remember long hours hanging over the manhole at catalpa park wondering where the waterfall bellow lead. I remember finding the homeless man's bible and throwing it into a river and watching it surface in the shallow near a trodden rubber tire.

Fast forward a little, and you will see a young child who was mostly raised by grandparents while mother and father were at work. Of all the things that I did, I enjoyed most capturing fireflies and making mud pies. Once my face was clawed by a cat scarring me for some time there, and another time I placed my hands on a grill and could not use them for a month the burns were so deep - yet it was my first experience with fire and I cherish it.

Fast forward a little more now, and I am a little older in the third grade. My aunt drives me to work and I am listening to ac/dc and Bob Seiger, my first real exposure to music, and pretty soon I am falling asleep to Michael Jackson's man in the mirror, and imitating his dance moves in all but the most appropriate places - the supermarket, at school during class, walking into and out of church, and most fun of all, near the edge of a high cliff....playing with fate...

That is enough for now. Suffice it to say that all through my life I have been a prankster and a joker eliciting maniacal laughter from my surroundings and feeding off of it like some sort of lecherous king or queen.

I have laughed so hard in my day, like a cackling witch or warlock, that I have caused large groups of other people to laugh at my laughing.

Meanwhile, I have also experienced profound and deep recognition for romantic poetry which I have written and pored my heart and soul into. To this day, I have ripped them all up and burned them in the forest for I soon discovered that one who knows of the DAO does not speak of the DAO...and since that day I have been a mute, unable to utter a word to anyone...in case you haven't noticed, I am a recluse, and paying homage to Demetra.

If you must know my planetary aspects, I would hesitate to tell you for I intensely fear the occult power which I have been manifesting for the good of the kingdom, a sort of Merlin, but I fear the evil aunt in us all....

I will reveal a few of my placements....I have uranus conjunct neptune conjunct sun conjunct mercury in the eighth house. I am not a goulish man by any means at all, but my humor would disgust the most mature and wise of us, but elate the average commoner beyond his wildest hopes and dreams...of this I am sure I have been cursed for the spiritualist in me would not dare write a single word for I have experienced great karmic fate which has only been hinted at in literature like Beowolf, or the Caddle thief of Tully...perhaps even in the works of Homer, and Virgil.

When I was thirteen, I would cry. I always felt like an orphan, or that aliens would come to take me back home. I would go out in the winter wearing nothing to see if my parents would notice and hide outside by a window. I once stayed out for fourteen hours. I was amazed at my constitution for it was bellow zero and I was entirely naked.

As I lay on the grass at Norman park, I would stare at the sky and cry, tears slowly falling down my face, lost in the rain. My sadness stemmed from the fact that I could not see more than the big and little dipper in the sky. I was sad, but I was angry for I remember once in Montana staring at a sky-filled star-sky and being hypnotized into a therapeutic coma for what seemed like eternity by galaxies swirling into my pupils.

I am not quite a normal person. I have learned to change shapes like the reptiles who run our country and to blend in. Of all the things that weigh me down the most it is my love of the slog and the womp. For those too things I am also greatful for, for as many good memories as I have I also have bad ones, memories of extreme bullied agression directed towards me for my ackward asbergian demeanor. I remember once I was chocked nearly unconcious and would have died had my friend not given me cpr. The man who chocked me was actually a teenager, and I was seven at the time.

OF this I have totally forgiven, yet the pain remains, and is confounded by the serial number of other times I have also lost conciousness, once drowning, once when I fell from a high place cracking my head, another more recent time nearly beaten to death in the thick foggy swampy nights customary to my current residence. It seems wherever I go my luck is either fabulous or miserable.

But I do not wish to weigh you down with my trite tidings. All I wish to do is have a tryst with your time and then vanish into obscurity again.

Thank you for that speck of attention which you have afforded me and may I spread the love of Saint Nicholas to you all through my jaqukamedy African witch doctor voodoo staff which has the carved faces of floating souls rising to a zenith in a most glorious spiral towards renewal..

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lalalinda
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posted August 10, 2012 03:53 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for lalalinda     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hello Babysmackle! Welcome to LL

Transfering this to Know Two Are Alike

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charmainec
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posted August 10, 2012 07:56 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for charmainec     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Welcom.

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Randall
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posted August 10, 2012 11:24 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Welcome!

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TheManticore
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posted August 10, 2012 02:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for TheManticore     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Welcome

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"The Manticore is a mythological creature that is half-lion and half-scorpion."

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ariesdragon
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posted August 10, 2012 06:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ariesdragon     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Welcome!

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Randall
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posted August 11, 2012 09:41 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
How much of that was serious?

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"Never mentally imagine for another that which you would not want to experience for yourself, since the mental image you send out inevitably comes back to you." Rebecca Clark

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Moonfish
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posted August 11, 2012 11:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Moonfish     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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Babysmackle
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From: Robincrest, Virginia, USA
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posted August 12, 2012 01:55 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Babysmackle     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
besides some embellishment, it was 95 percent true...

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